Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you the most outrageous and unforgettable gaming experience! Join us and explore a world where anything is possible, including sticking your hand with toothpaste up Cleide’s butt and blowing it up!
Our server is filled with crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and hilarious moments that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. From building giant banana houses to riding pigs into battle, there is never a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the madness! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just remember, anything goes on our server, even if it involves sticking your hand with toothpaste up Cleide’s butt and blowing it up!
