CleanRoomMC Server

family conflict, Server, clutter, unreasonable, fit

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleaning your room is not just a chore, it’s a quest! Join us and embark on the epic journey of helping your virtual daughter clean her room that hasn’t been touched in over 2 years.

But beware, this isn’t just any ordinary cleaning task. Piles and piles of random clutter await you, ready to challenge your Minecraft skills like never before. Can you conquer the mess and restore order to the chaos?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special feature where your virtual mother will judge your every move and decide if you’re the asshole or not. Will you earn her approval or face her wrath?

So come on, join our server and experience the thrill of cleaning up a virtual disaster zone like never before. Who knew cleaning could be so much fun?

FamCraft: Boundaries Edition

FamCraft, milestone celebrations, seafood allergy, toxic advice, Edition

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to play on our server.

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws in real life? Well, on our server, you won’t have to worry about your fiancé’s mom forcing you to share your snacks or disregarding your seafood allergy. You can eat whatever you want, wherever you want, without any judgment!

But that’s not all – on our server, your fiancé won’t be burdened with taking care of his family members. No more feeding, bathing, and entertaining nieces and nephews – he can focus on his goals and ambitions without any interference from his mom. And don’t worry about last-minute cancellations for recognition days – on our server, you’re always the VIP!

Join us on our Minecraft server and let loose with hilarious stories and crazy adventures. Build your future without any toxic family dynamics holding you back. Set boundaries, prioritize your goals, and have a blast in our virtual world. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun on our server?

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LegalizeDiamonds Minecraft SMP

legislation, civil liberties, Laws, Justice, REFORM

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! We got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret treasure hunt where you can find diamonds the size of your mom’s meatloaf. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where llamas ride unicorns and rainbows are made of marshmallows.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because here, anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Why not!

Join now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire or something.

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AnnoyingAFCraft

irritating sayings, irksome adages, grating maxims, pet peeve phrases, irritating catchphrases

Are you tired of hearing “git gud” every time you lose a PvP battle? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no git gud” policy! That’s right, you can be as terrible at PvP as you want and still be welcomed with open arms. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly skilled llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their hooves. Join us today and witness the majestic llama creations for yourself!

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ArcticCraft: Trump’s Greenland Adventure

new ships, arctic circle, territorial disputes, strategy, Arctic policy

come join our minecraft server for a wild adventure like no other! we got denmark planning new ships and dog sled patrols in greenland, all because trump wants control! it’s like a crazy political drama unfolding right before your eyes, but in blocky pixel form! join now to witness the chaos and maybe even become the ruler of greenland yourself! who needs real life politics when you can have this level of insanity in minecraft?! come on, what are you waiting for?!

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Air Quality Race Time Fun

data, Marathon, findings, Air, Race

come join our epic minecraft server where the air quality is so good, it will make you run faster than a marathon runner on steroids. we have analyzed data from 2.5 million marathon finishers and found that our server’s air quality will give you super speed powers like the flash.

imagine sprinting through our pixelated world at lightning speed, leaving all your friends in the dust as you dominate every race. with our fine particulate matter, you’ll be breaking records left and right, making Usain Bolt look like a snail on a leisurely stroll.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become the fastest minecraft player in history. just don’t forget to wear your running shoes, because you’ll be zooming past everyone in no time.

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CleanRoomMC Server

FamCraft: Boundaries Edition

LegalizeDiamonds Minecraft SMP

AnnoyingAFCraft

ArcticCraft: Trump’s Greenland Adventure

Air Quality Race Time Fun