New Minecraft Servers

CleanRoomMC Server

CleanRoomMC Server

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleaning your room is not just a chore, it’s a quest! Join us and embark on the epic journey of helping your virtual daughter clean her room that hasn’t been touched in over 2 years.

But beware, this isn’t just any ordinary cleaning task. Piles and piles of random clutter await you, ready to challenge your Minecraft skills like never before. Can you conquer the mess and restore order to the chaos?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special feature where your virtual mother will judge your every move and decide if you’re the asshole or not. Will you earn her approval or face her wrath?

So come on, join our server and experience the thrill of cleaning up a virtual disaster zone like never before. Who knew cleaning could be so much fun?

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  • Eternal Crafters 1.20.2

    Eternal Crafters 1.20.2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey, you! Yeah, you with the diamond armor and enchanted sword! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have I got the server for you!

    Join our server and show off your wealth by donating a minimum of $50 to help rebuild mansions for millionaires affected by fires in California. Not only will you be helping out those in need, but you’ll also be proving that you have a heart of gold and are a compassionate soul (or at least pretending to be).

    But wait, there’s more! Your donation may not all go directly to the victims, but that’s okay because it’ll also be going to companies and individuals in control of the state. Because who needs to help people directly when you can just throw money at the problem, am I right?

    So come on down to our server, where you can show off your wealth, pretend to care about others, and maybe even make a difference (but probably not). Don’t miss out on this opportunity to join the most outrageous Minecraft server out there!

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  • CousinCraft Minecraft Server

    CousinCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being accused of dating your cousin’s friends just because you’re a girl? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where nobody cares about your gender or who you play with! We welcome all players, no matter who you are or who you’re related to. Plus, we have a strict “no creep” policy, so you can game in peace without any panic attacks. Join now and let’s build some epic virtual worlds together!

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  • Momma’s Money Limit

    Momma’s Money Limit

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law’s spending habits on witchcraft? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world where the only currency is diamond blocks and the only magic is the magic of building epic structures!

    Our server is so wild, it makes your family drama look like a tame sitcom. From players pretending to be broke to get freebies to epic parties that require donations to attend, we’ve got it all. And don’t worry, we won’t ask you for money for witchcraft – unless you want to pay for a potion of invisibility, of course!

    Join now and experience the thrill of sending virtual money to your virtual family members who are too lazy to work. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a long-lost cousin who needs a loan to start a virtual business that will never take off!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and craziness in the virtual world of Minecraft?

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  • SMP_MindVsBody: Mental or Physical? 🤔

    SMP_MindVsBody: Mental or Physical? 🤔

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server everrrrr. Like, the admins are all secretly unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from Mars.

    But wait, there’s more! The spawn town is actually a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

    So, like, back to the question. Mental illness or physical illness? Ummmm, definitely physical illness because like, if you have a broken leg, you can just slap a bandage on it and keep mining for diamonds. But if you have a mental illness, you might start seeing Steve as a talking sheep or something. And that’s just not cool, man.

    Join this server now and let’s build the most epic castle made entirely out of cake and rainbow blocks! YOLO, amirite?

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  • Rulebreaker’s Realm

    Rulebreaker’s Realm

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where rules are meant to be broken! We encourage all players to break the rules in the most outrageous ways possible because why not?

    One of our favorite rules to break is building structures taller than the sky limit. We believe that the sky’s the limit, quite literally, and we encourage players to defy gravity and build towering skyscrapers that reach the heavens. Who needs rules when you can reach for the stars?

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where players can engage in illegal potion brewing and enchanting. Who needs to follow the rules of the land when you can brew potions that turn you into a flying pig or enchant your sword to shoot fireballs?

    So come join our server and break all the rules in the most epic and hilarious ways possible. Who knows what kind of mischief and mayhem you’ll get up to in our crazy world of Minecraft!

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