VodkaCraft: AHEM be russian

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further than our server, where the creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of exploding!

Join us for epic battles against armies of evil chickens who have declared war on all players. Don’t worry, we have an elite team of ninja pigs ready to assist you in your quest for victory.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who roams the snowy mountains and challenges players to build the most creative snow forts to win his favor.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! KABLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIE!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Crafty Commanders – Where EDH/Commander players unite to rule the Minecraft world!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the rules are as wild as a creeper explosion and the banlist is more unpredictable than a wandering trader’s trades. Our format philosophy is simple: have fun, build epic structures, and survive the night like a true warrior!

Ever wondered what everyone else is building in their Minecraft worlds? Well, on our server, you can statistically see what players are crafting based on what is posted online. From epic castles to pixel art masterpieces, you’ll never run out of inspiration.

Need some help with your landscaping? Check out our land category sorter to find the perfect blocks to add to your deck. Whether you’re building a lush forest or a fiery volcano, we’ve got you covered.

Looking for deck inspiration? Our deck list sites are filled with crazy creations and wacky strategies. Dive into the minds of fellow players and discover new ways to dominate the Minecraft world.

And if you’re in need of some powerful cards, our card search feature will help you find the perfect additions to your collection. From rare diamonds to enchanted swords, the possibilities are endless.

But wait, there’s more! Want to proxy a deck or a cube for cheap? Look no further than our printing guide, where you can learn how to create your own custom cards with just a printer and some creativity.

So join our Minecraft server today and unleash your inner builder, explorer, and warrior. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to conquer the blocky world!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyFantasy – LOLs and Laughs in the Minecraft Universe

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join now for a chance to battlepass your way through epic quests and challenges, just like Vane in Granblue Fantasy!

But that’s not all – we have insane tournaments where the winners are crowned with ridiculous titles like DJEETA/OTHER FERRY ANON and 2B-ANON. You won’t find this level of wackiness anywhere else!

And if you’re feeling lonely, hop into our (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby where you can meet up with players from all over the world. Who knows, you might even encounter Beatrix (coming in late May) on one of your adventures!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just remember to turn off Crossplay and put your region in your tag – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BlockyMail: Where Creepers Deliver Your Messages

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Are you tired of boring old email? Who even uses that boomer shit anymore? Join our Minecraft server instead and communicate with your friends using carrier pigeons in the game! That’s right, we’ve replaced email with pigeons because why not? Plus, our server is home to a secret underground society of llama-riding wizards who can grant you magical powers in exchange for virtual cookies. So say goodbye to email and hello to a world of pigeon messengers and mystical llama wizards!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

OrdiMine Global wipe |Clans| |Pvp| |Donations| Minecraft server

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server just for you, come here quickly, opening soon. Dear ADMINs, if you are small, go online and invite your friends.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

The Valley Server: Where vanilla gets a little bit funky

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Minecraft Server Overview

Description	A simple server that just started, with the goal of restoring the mystery and curiosities of old-school Minecraft. We have updated all 3 dimensions with “vanilla-ish” mods, and we want to encourage a community of builders and explorers instead of speedrunning to the dragon fight and never playing again.
Server Status	In its infancy, but expected to continue growing consistently.
More Information	Check out the video here for information and a link to the discord.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Visit our Discord channel for server IP and further instructions.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, refer to the Discord channel or in-game chat for rules.
What mods are included in the server?	We have “vanilla-ish” mods to enhance gameplay without straying too far from the original Minecraft experience.
Can I invite my friends to the server?	Yes, feel free to bring your friends along to join our community.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

kenibox VS Hypixel

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Aspect	Hypixel	Kenibox
Number of players	100,000+	1,000+
Game modes	Multiple, including mini-games, SkyWars, BedWars, etc.	Primarily BoxPvP with fnafbox and landbox modalities
Community	Large and diverse	Close-knit and primarily Spanish-speaking
Creativity	Offers a range of custom features and builds	Focused on PvP gameplay

Hypixel FAQ

Q: How many players does Hypixel have?	A: Hypixel has over 100,000 players.
Q: What game modes are available on Hypixel?	A: Hypixel offers multiple game modes including mini-games, SkyWars, BedWars, etc.
Q: What is the community like on Hypixel?	A: The community on Hypixel is large and diverse.
Q: Is there a focus on creativity on Hypixel?	A: Yes, Hypixel offers a range of custom features and builds for players to explore.

Kenibox FAQ

Q: How many players does Kenibox have?	A: Kenibox has over 1,000 players.
Q: What game modes are available on Kenibox?	A: Kenibox primarily offers BoxPvP with fnafbox and landbox modalities.
Q: What is the community like on Kenibox?	A: The community on Kenibox is close-knit and primarily Spanish-speaking.
Q: Is there a focus on creativity on Kenibox?	A: Kenibox is focused on PvP gameplay rather than creativity and custom builds.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Blocky Bants & Banter

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of being a neet loser in real life? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on this epic Minecraft server where being based is the only way to survive.

We’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you, like fighting off hordes of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a dream. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most epic gaming community this side of the Nether. Who needs real life when you can be a Minecraft legend instead? Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Zombie Apocalypse Fun Time Land: Where the undead rule and the laughs never end!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can embrace the sweet release of death and be long forgotten in peace!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own tombstone, hold funeral services for your fallen pixel pals, and even participate in ghostly PvP battles in the afterlife! Who needs diamonds when you can have eternal rest and relaxation instead?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate in spooky fun. Just remember, death is only the beginning of your Minecraft adventure here!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

IllusionCraft: Where Genjutsu Gets the Spotlight!

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Are you tired of boring old Genjutsu being ignored in Naruto? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all things illusion! Join us for a wild ride where illusion powers are the main event and not just a side show.

Imagine a world where you can turn the environment into a crazy, psychedelic wonderland or transform into a monstrous beast to strike fear into your enemies. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of using illusion powers in combat like never before. Who needs Taijutsu and Ninjutsu when you have the power of mind-bending illusions on your side? Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and let the illusions begin!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Blocky Booty Bites

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the male anuses are so tasty you’ll be coming back for more! Our server is filled with delicious surprises around every corner, from edible blocks to fart-powered jetpacks.

Join us for our weekly “Taste Test Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can find the tastiest male anus in the game. The winner gets a lifetime supply of butt-flavored snacks!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Butt Dragon, a mythical creature that farts diamonds and shoots fireballs out of its rear end. Defeat the Butt Dragon and claim its treasure for yourself!

So come on down to our server and experience the tastiest male anuses in all of Minecraft. Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MyVanilla VS Hypixel

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Hypixel VS MyVanilla

Comparison of Hypixel and MyVanilla Minecraft Servers

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	May experience lag due to high player traffic
Wide variety of mini-games and activities	Some mini-games may require paid access or perks
Active community and events	Can be overwhelming for new players

MyVanilla

Pros	Cons
Vanilla Minecraft experience with a touch of customization	Smaller player base compared to Hypixel
No Pay-to-Win features	Lacks the extensive mini-games and activities of Hypixel
Unique event – Wonder Hunt in version 1.20.x	May not appeal to players looking for more diverse gameplay

FAQ

Which Minecraft server has a larger player base?

Hypixel has a larger player base compared to MyVanilla.

Are there Pay-to-Win features in MyVanilla?

No, MyVanilla does not have Pay-to-Win features, offering a fair gameplay experience.

What makes Hypixel stand out from MyVanilla?

Hypixel offers a wide variety of mini-games and activities, along with an active community and events, whereas MyVanilla focuses on providing a Vanilla Minecraft experience with customization options.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Potions Brewed:	66
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Crafty Ladies: Your Daily Dose of Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is filled with girls that you’ll want to crank one out to regularly! These pixelated babes will have you mining for more than just diamonds, if you know what I mean. Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you saying “Steve who?” in no time. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to have your pickaxe and your heart stolen by our virtual vixens!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5770

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

EntranceEpicness Minecraft Server: Where even the door is legendary!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame entrances? Well, look no further because our server’s entrance is literally a rainbow slide that leads you into a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers! Join us for the most epic entrance experience of your Minecraft life and never look back. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Blocky Beef Banter

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the real drama unfolds!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Chicken King and the Sheep Queen as they fight for control of the server. Will the chickens finally overthrow their woolly overlords? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of pigs who are plotting to take over the entire server with their advanced technology and superior intelligence. Will you join them in their quest for domination or will you stand against them and fight for freedom?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see what crazy adventures await you. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

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Crafty Commanders – Where EDH/Commander players unite to rule the Minecraft world!

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CraftyFantasy – LOLs and Laughs in the Minecraft Universe

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OrdiMine Global wipe |Clans| |Pvp| |Donations| Minecraft server

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The Valley Server: Where vanilla gets a little bit funky

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Updated November 5, 2024

kenibox VS Hypixel

Hypixel FAQ

Kenibox FAQ

Updated November 5, 2024

Blocky Bants & Banter

Updated November 5, 2024

Zombie Apocalypse Fun Time Land: Where the undead rule and the laughs never end!

Updated November 5, 2024

IllusionCraft: Where Genjutsu Gets the Spotlight!

Updated November 5, 2024

Blocky Booty Bites

Updated November 5, 2024

MyVanilla VS Hypixel

Comparison of Hypixel and MyVanilla Minecraft Servers

Hypixel

MyVanilla

FAQ

Which Minecraft server has a larger player base?

Are there Pay-to-Win features in MyVanilla?

What makes Hypixel stand out from MyVanilla?

Updated November 5, 2024

Crafty Ladies: Your Daily Dose of Minecraft Madness

Updated November 5, 2024

EntranceEpicness Minecraft Server: Where even the door is legendary!

Updated November 5, 2024

Blocky Beef Banter

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8179
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5