Claytonia Gaming | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9820
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Zombie Dances:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8567
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Players Killed by Monsters:	9720	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9611
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	312
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Endless Night Skies:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Votes:	5517
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9672
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ores Mined:	4081

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3551
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7579
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Secret Passages Found:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	644	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1894
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Astral Projections Made:	2

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4275
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Villages Defended:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8341
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	195
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	364	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3001
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5404
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Zombie Dances:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Towns Built:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7856
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4187	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6484
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9893
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	220	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Love Letters Sent:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4732
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Potions Brewed:	91
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Star Shards Collected:	233

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

Players:	101/100	Votes:	8116
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	127
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	174
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0