ClassyCraft

Adventure, bard, Character, Class, ClassyCraft, cleric, custom class, Druid, FANTASY, fighter, Gaming, Mage, Necromancer, paladin, Ranger, Rogue, role playing, Sorcerer, warlock, warrior, wizard

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have custom classes that will blow your mind – ever wanted to play as a magical unicorn warrior or a ninja turtle with laser eyes? We’ve got you covered!

Join our server and embark on epic quests like saving the world from an army of evil chickens or building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of our wacky and wild Minecraft community. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PenisCraft: SchlongSlang

BIZARRE, funny, genitalia, long tail, odd, penis, PenisCraft, SchlongSlang, Slang, slang dictionary, slang expressions, slang for penis, slang language, slang phrases, slang terminology, slang terms, slang words, tags, UNUSUAL, weird, Word

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player on our server built a giant statue of a flying penis that shot fireballs out of its tip. That’s right, only on our server can you witness such majestic creations! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken parade through the virtual streets, complete with feather boas and disco music. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most penis-filled Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Animals Bred:	193	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

KamikazeCraft: Ukraine vs Russia vs North Korea

aerial attacks, ammunitions, Destruction, drone warfare, explosive devices, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kamikaze drones, KamikazeCraft, KN-23 missiles, Korea, military conflict, military intervention, military stockpile, military technology, north, north korean, RETALIATION, russia, Tanks, Ukraine, War Tactics, warehouse

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukraine’s kamikaze drones blowing up Russia’s warehouse full of North Korean missiles and tanks, but in Minecraft form! Imagine the chaos and destruction, but with blocks and creepers! It’s gonna be lit, fam. Plus, we got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness happening on this server. Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	5300	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Dream Breaker Server

Breaker, Character development, character perspective, creative writing, dream, dream ending, dream sequences, Fiction Writing, Literary Analysis, narrative closure, narrative inconsistencies, narrative resolutions, Narrative structure, narrative techniques, narrative twists, plot devices, plot twists, Server, storytelling, storytelling conventions, storytelling tropes, suspension of disbelief, unexpected endings

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and it’s, like, the craziest thing ever. there are flying pigs everywhere, and the trees are made of candy. you can ride on unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, a total acid trip, man.

and, get this, there’s this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they have, like, super advanced technology and can teleport you to different dimensions. it’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

oh, and did i mention that the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance with you? yeah, they have, like, killer dance moves and can break it down like nobody’s business. it’s, like, a zombie rave party up in here.

so, if you want to join this insane minecraft server and experience all the wackiness for yourself, then, like, come on down. but be warned, once you enter this world, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on the craziness forever.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7126	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

StupidCraft: Where griefs are gifts and raids are just part of the fun! Join now for the chaos!

Arena, bedrock edition, build-protection, Chaos, Combat Timer, crystal pvp, Discord, End.., Envoys, Fun, Gifts, Griefs, hidden base, java edition, Join, Nether, No Man’s, Overworld, part, PvP, Raids, simple voice chat, smp, stupidcraft, Tight-Knit Community, Trailer, Valuable Loot, Website

StupidCraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
	Support for all versions of Java Edition after 1.17 and allowing Bedrock Edition to play on the server with bridged features.
Tight-knit Community	Active community that actively takes feedback from players and cares about everyone equally.
Active PvP Scene	Includes PvP arenas, combat timer to prevent combat logging, and prevents Crystal PvP in the Overworld.
Envoys	Random spawns of envoys in PvP enabled areas with valuable loot for players.
Griefing and Raiding	No build protection tools, allowing for potential griefing and raiding to add challenge to gameplay.

Jump in and start your Adventure!

Server IP: stupidcraft.net Bedrock Port: 19132

Simple Voice Chat is supported!

Website Join our Discord Watch the Trailer

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can Java and Bedrock players play together on StupidCraft?	Yes, StupidCraft supports crossplay between Java Edition (after 1.17) and Bedrock Edition.
Is there a PvP scene on the server?	Yes, StupidCraft has active PvP areas, combat timers, and envoys for PvP loot.
Does StupidCraft have build protection tools?	No, StupidCraft intentionally does not include build protection tools to allow for potential griefing and raiding.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Zombie Dances:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	744179
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Blocky BFFs Minecraft Server

activism, BFF’s, Bigotry, blocky, discrimination, equality, feminism, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, intersectionality, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, marginalized groups, Minecraft, Misogyny, Server, social justice, Transgender, Wom*n, WOMENS RIGHTS

Are you tired of boring, politically correct Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where we believe in outrageous and nonsensical rules like “Wom*n don’t deserve human rights”! But don’t worry, we might consider giving them to ftms if they can prove their worth by taking a cock up the ass like a champ.

Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity, chaos, and questionable decision-making! Who needs logic and reason when you can have a server that defies all expectations and leaves you scratching your head in confusion? So come on, join us and experience the most bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

My Friends Rocky Marriage Minecraft SMP

Best Friend, Controlling, difficult marriage, Friend advice, friend conflict, friend loyalty, friend support, Friends, manipulative, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, marriage troubles, Minecraft, prioritize happiness, relationship problems, Rocky, rocky marriage, small fights, smp, take the L, toxic relationship, unhappy marriage, walking on eggshells

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to escape the drama of real life relationships and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night with creepers lurking around every corner!

We offer a safe haven for all players looking to escape the clutches of controlling spouses and manipulative partners. Our server is a place where you can build your dream world without anyone telling you what to do or how to do it.

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind! Who needs a toxic relationship when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf by your side? Let’s build a world where the only drama comes from accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with TNT!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PreggoProblemsNoWhining

Choices, complaining, consequences, family, family dynamics, Gratitude, Milestones, milestones envy, PreggoProblemsNoWhining, Pregnancy, regret, RESPONSIBILITY, Rushed, rushed relationship, sibling rivalry, sister, Support, unsupportive

Are you tired of your sister constantly rushing through life and making impulsive decisions? Do you want to escape the drama and join a Minecraft server where the only rushing you’ll do is to mine diamonds before someone else snags them?

Join our server and leave the real world behind! Build your dream house without settling for the first one you find, and take your time to explore and enjoy the game at your own pace. No more complaints about run-down houses or lack of childcare – just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual world.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for snapping at your sister – we’ve all been there! So come on over and let’s support each other in our pixelated adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual diamonds along the way!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

RegretfulGriefer Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Choices, Decision making, forgiveness, growth mindset., hindsight, learning experience, letting go, life lessons, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving forward, past mistakes, personal growth, Redemption, Reflection, regret, RegretfulGriefer, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, smp

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was your friend Steve? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-creeper-punching policy! Join us and never live in fear of explosive retaliation again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground village where villagers throw wild parties every night. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the villagers and make up for all your past creeper-related mistakes!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PixelPizzaCraft

addiction, bad habit, Commitment, compulsion, determination, guilty pleasure, indulgence, never give up, Obsession, perseverance, PixelPizzaCraft, resilience, resolve, self-control, self-discipline, stubbornness, temptation, unhealthy habits, vice, Weakness, Willpower

Are you addicted to building pixelated castles and mining for virtual diamonds? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a community of players who are so obsessed with the game that they once stayed up for 72 hours straight just to finish a massive lava moat around their base. And guess what? They didn’t regret a single second of it!

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are currently plotting a rebellion against the players. Will you join forces with them or crush their uprising with your mighty pickaxe? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a legendary player who once tamed a herd of wild pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SafariCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Africa, African, Challenges, collaboration, concerns, demographic explosion, Development, Environment, Future, Global, Impact, innovation, Minecraft, population growth, research, Resources, SafariCraft, scientists, Server, SOLUTIONS, Technology, Worried

join our epic minecraft server where african scientists are freaking out about a population boom of talking llamas and dancing chickens. we have a secret underground lab where players can create their own mutant animals and battle them in epic gladiator-style tournaments. if you’re not afraid of a little chaos and a lot of laughter, then come join us on this wild ride. who knows, you might even discover the cure for brain farts while you’re at it. so what are you waiting for? come on down to our server and let the madness begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

GazaCraftEUReject

critically ill patients, diplomatic relations, EU, european union, finland, Finland healthcare system, gaza, Gaza crisis, GazaCraftEUReject, global health, Healthcare, healthcare policy, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, medical assistance, Medical Ethics, patient care, political decision, refusal, solidarity

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than Finland refusing to help sick peeps from Gaza! our server is like a wild rollercoaster of chaos and madness, you never know what’s gonna happen next! we got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a soap opera! come join the fun and see what all the hype is about, you won’t be disappointed! plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players, so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Sesame Seed Brain – Minecraft

amygdala size, Brain, brain analysis, brain development, brain differences, brain function, brain imaging, brain research, brain size, brain structure, Cognitive science, conservative people, Dutch individuals, Ideology, Minecraft, MRI scans, neurology, neuroscience, political beliefs, political ideology, Psychology, Seed, Sesame, sesame seed

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we do brain scans on all our players to see if they conservative or liberal!!! if ur amygdala is bigger den a sesame seed, u gotta build a wall around ur base to keep out dem liberals! but if ur amygdala is tiny, u gotta plant trees everywhere and give out free healthcare to all ur Minecraft villagers! it’s a wild ride on dis server, u never know what kinda brain scans u gonna get next! Join now for the most insane Minecraft experience of ur life!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Ores Mined:	3420	Potions Brewed:	96
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

BESTIX, blocks, Builders, Buyer, Clans, Community, Custom crafts, Enchantments, Events, Friendly, Minecraft, Powerful items, Quests, Resources, Shop, Store, Survival, Territories, Tools

Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	1759

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Nexus: Where Vanilla means no sprinkles, just pure unadulterated SMP fun in 1.17.1!

1.17.1, Active players, Casual Server, Community, Discord, Economy, Fun, Game TIME!, Interaction, Larger Projects, long term, Means, minecraft server, Nexus, Online Community, player community, Projects, Pure, Quality-of-life plugins, Semi Vanilla, smp, smp server, sprinkles, Tight Community, unadulterated, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, Whitelisted server

Nexus SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla with quality-of-life plugins
Focus	Long-term projects and community involvement
Activity Requirement	Consistent game time and interaction with community
Release Status	Not released yet

FAQ

Q: What is the server focus?

A: The server focuses on long-term projects and community involvement.

Q: Are there any activity requirements?

A: Yes, players are expected to dedicate a fair amount of game time to the community and economy.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: The server is mostly semi-vanilla with a few quality-of-life plugins.

Q: Is the server released yet?

A: No, the server has not been released yet.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Send a PM requesting to be added to the Discord server.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Panchu’s Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

Alternative Rock, catchy tunes, emerging artists, energetic performances, indie bands, indie music, Japanese bands, japanese music, Last panchu, late night vibes, Mayonaka, Minecraft, music discovery, music enthusiasts, music lovers, music scene, new music, Panchus, PIXEL, Playground, Server, talented musicians, underground music, Unique Sound, up-and-coming artists

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Join us on Mayonaka for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you can ride on the backs of llamas dressed as unicorns and battle evil zombie villagers with enchanted golden carrots.

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs that grant wishes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond crown and unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where skeletons and spiders bust a move to the latest hits, and a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves in tuxedos.

So come join us on Mayonaka, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	482	Gods Slained:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Dimension Hops:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.