Are you tired of the same old boring routine of work or school? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a world where the only homework you have is building a giant chicken statue!

We’ve had players fake their own deaths just to get out of work and hop on the server. One time, someone claimed they were abducted by aliens and needed to spend the day mining diamonds to pay off their intergalactic debt.

Join us for a wild ride of ridiculous excuses and outrageous adventures. Who needs a sick day when you can have a Minecraft day?

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  • SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft

    SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft
    so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story goin’ on where this woman is accused of bein’ a spy for Moscow. like, what even? but get this, she was also plannin’ to kidnap some dude! like, who does that? join our server for all the drama and espionage, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. come join the madness, you won’t regret it, bro.

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  • Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server

    Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server
    yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can inject bone gel to boost ur bone density in 2 weeks? ya, u heard me right. forget about those boring drugs, we got that injectable bone gel that will make ur bones stronger than diamond armor in no time. join our server and become the ultimate bone warrior, smashing blocks and mobs with ur indestructible skeleton. who needs potions when u got injectable bone gel, amirite? come join us and let’s make osteoporosis a thing of the past.

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  • The Expeditions SMP

    The Expeditions SMP

    Minecraft Server Overview

    FeatureDescription
    Whitelisted ServerEasy application process for joining
    Custom Map12k by 12k map with all vanilla biomes
    Custom ModsIncludes modpack, resource pack, and data pack with focus on Create mod
    WikiAllows players to start their own lore
    War SystemOpportunity for lore-based wars with mutual agreement
    Economy & Land ClaimingIncludes in-game economy and land claiming system

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel.

    Q: What is the size of the custom map?

    A: The custom map is 12k by 12k and includes all vanilla biomes.

    Q: Is there a war system in the server?

    A: Yes, there is a war system in the context of lore, and it requires mutual agreement between parties.

    Q: Can I start my own lore on the server?

    A: Yes, the server has a wiki that allows players to create their own lore.

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  • Mom’sBlockPartyMC

    Mom’sBlockPartyMC
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy online dating story!

    Meet new friends who may or may not have imaginary girl BFFs, get involved in church drama that will make your head spin, and experience unannounced visits that will leave you questioning reality. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to reverse Google search someone’s profile picture to uncover the truth!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever want?

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  • SneakySMPPlayer

    SneakySMPPlayer
    Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s a wild and crazy place where anything goes!

    Join us on this epic journey where you can unleash your inner weirdo and let your creativity run wild! We have insane events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even underwater basket weaving competitions! And don’t even get me started on our legendary dance parties in the Nether!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their potato army. Will you join them or will you fight against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP where you can truly be yourself, even if that means dressing up as a carrot and roleplaying as a sentient block of cheese. Let your freak flag fly, my friends!

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