Are you tired of the same old boring routine of work or school? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a world where the only homework you have is building a giant chicken statue!

We’ve had players fake their own deaths just to get out of work and hop on the server. One time, someone claimed they were abducted by aliens and needed to spend the day mining diamonds to pay off their intergalactic debt.

Join us for a wild ride of ridiculous excuses and outrageous adventures. Who needs a sick day when you can have a Minecraft day?

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  • The Banana

    The Banana

    Banana SMP: Season Three

    Overview
    This season, we’re embracing our Vanilla++ roots with exciting new mods and a vibrant community focus. Start your journey in Banana City, where you can:

    • Choose your Origin
    • Claim your home in one of 5 unique neighborhoods or go solo
    • Explore a world of creativity and adventure
    About Banana City
    Spanning 4 biomes with stunning landscapes and crafted paths
    Features neighborhoods for every playstyle:

    • Suburbs: Scenic homes for builders and decorators
    • Inner City: Perfect for teams or those craving community
    • Rural Areas: Ideal for farming and livestock enthusiasts
    Community Built, Player Driven
    Help shape the City Center and trade goods at our bustling shopping district!
    Challenge Awaits
    With increased difficulty, the shadows hide danger—but the rewards are worth it.

    FAQ

    QuestionAnswer
    How can I join Banana SMP?To join Banana SMP, you can check out our Modpack and Modlist on CurseForge and join our Discord server to get whitelisted.
    Are there specific rules in Banana SMP?Yes, we have community guidelines and rules that all players must adhere to in order to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
    What type of gameplay can I expect in Banana SMP?Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or trader, Banana SMP offers a diverse range of gameplay experiences to cater to different playstyles.

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  • BlueberryMuffinCraft Server

    BlueberryMuffinCraft Server
    Are you tired of baking blueberry muffins for ungrateful boyfriends on their birthdays? Come join our Minecraft server where you can bake virtual cakes for yourself and your virtual friends without any drama!

    On our server, you can bake as many muffins as you want without anyone accusing you of making “baby cakes.” Plus, our virtual muffins are loaded with sugar for that extra sweet treat!

    Join us now and leave the real-life muffin drama behind. Let’s bake some pixelated goodies and have a blast together!

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  • DoggoCraft

    DoggoCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we throw epic birthday parties for our virtual spouses at a pixelated brewery! We have private rooms with our own virtual bars, where you can invite all your blocky friends and family (up to 60 players) to celebrate in style.

    But beware, we have a cousin with a PTSD service dog in our virtual world, and if you have a severe allergy to virtual dogs, cats, and horses, you might start feeling like virtual crap. Don’t worry, you can always take virtual allergy meds, but who needs those when you can just ask the cousin to leave their virtual dog at home?

    If you refuse to accommodate our virtual cousin and their virtual dog, be prepared for a virtual uproar! You might even be called a virtual ableist and have some virtual family members refuse to attend the party. But hey, it’s all in good fun in our wacky Minecraft server.

    So join us for a wild and crazy time, where virtual drama unfolds and virtual parties are always a blast. Are you ready to dive into the madness? Join us now and let the virtual festivities begin!

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  • DocSaidNoDiamonds_MinecraftSMP

    DocSaidNoDiamonds_MinecraftSMP
    OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is lit AF, you gotta join cuz the admins are like, actual wizards who can turn diamonds into pizza. And like, one time a doctor joined and was like “You gotta join this server, it cured my fear of creepers” and we were all like whaaat. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have dance parties with Endermen, it’s wild. So like, join now before the llamas take over and make us all wear hats made of TNT. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and friendship and stuff.

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  • CraftyCommunistLand

    CraftyCommunistLand
    Tired of living in a boring old democracy? Come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of living in a government that resembles Russia, Hungary, or Belarus!

    On our server, you can enjoy the luxurious lifestyle of the average person in those countries – like waiting in long lines for basic necessities, being constantly monitored by the government, and never knowing if your next meal will be your last.

    But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom! Our server has plenty of exciting activities to keep you entertained, like scavenging for food in the wilderness, avoiding secret police patrols, and participating in thrilling political protests.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaotic and unpredictable world of authoritarianism in Minecraft form! Who needs democracy when you can have adventure and danger at every turn?

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