join our epic minecraft server where einstein and your grandparent are besties and build a time machine together to create the most mind-blowing creations ever seen in the minecraft universe. our server is so lit that even herobrine is jealous of our epic builds. come join the fun and experience the ultimate adventure of a lifetime! also, there are flying pigs and talking cows because why not? come join the chaos now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Buildings Constructed: 17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 5
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Crafty Kiseki Kingdom

    Crafty Kiseki Kingdom
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, mind-blowing, and downright ridiculous place to play Minecraft!

    Join us on a journey to a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a talking cow who gives out free diamonds to a friendly Enderman who loves to dance, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bottomless Pit, where players can test their luck by jumping in and seeing where they end up. Will you land in a field of diamonds or a pit of lava? The only way to find out is to take the plunge!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure on our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a creeper)!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • PussyCraft: Where Even Creepers Have More Courage!

    PussyCraft: Where Even Creepers Have More Courage!
    Welcome to the server where we proudly boast the title of being the biggest pussies on the planet! Our flag is a giant gaping vagina because we just love getting fucked over by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – our pet zombie pigmen army that will protect you from any danger! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate pussy power in Minecraft!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Crops Grown: 9226
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Falling into the Void: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 13

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Minecraft: Punching Trees and Faces in ‘/sfg/ Street Fighter General Server’

    Minecraft: Punching Trees and Faces in ‘/sfg/ Street Fighter General Server’
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles and crazy adventures.

    Imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with the skills of a Street Fighter pro! Our server is filled with high level replays and frame data to help you dominate the competition. And if you need a break from Minecraft, hop on Fightcade to play classic fighting games like Street Fighter II and Alpha 3.

    But that’s not all! We even have Daigo drills for your warm-up routine, because who doesn’t want to channel their inner esports legend while playing Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate fusion of Minecraft and Street Fighter madness!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 6
    Star Shards Collected: 201 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • DrunkCraft: Where we promise not to drink and mine…until we find diamonds!

    DrunkCraft: Where we promise not to drink and mine…until we find diamonds!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your disappointing wine and dildo experiences? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that will have you laughing until your stomach hurts (in a good way this time)!

    Our server is so fun, it will make you forget all about that terrible bottle of wine you tried to drink. We have so many exciting adventures waiting for you, you won’t even remember why you were feeling dizzy and confused in the first place.

    And as for that disappointing dildo purchase? Well, let’s just say our server is so entertaining, it will make you wonder why you ever thought a dildo could bring you joy.

    So come join us on our server and let the laughter and fun wash away all your troubles. Who needs hedonismmaxxing when you have our crazy Minecraft world to explore?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 10
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Pixelated Puzzles: Physics vs. Computer Science

    Pixelated Puzzles: Physics vs. Computer Science
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us and experience a world where physics and computer science collide in the most epic way possible. Want to build a working roller coaster powered by redstone? Done. How about creating a gravity-defying castle that floats in the sky? Easy peasy.

    With a Physics degree, you can bend the laws of nature to your will and create mind-blowing structures that will leave your fellow players in awe. But wait, there’s more! With a CS degree, you can hack into the game and create glitches that will confuse and amaze everyone around you.

    So why choose between a Physics or CS degree when you can have both on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Ores Mined: 8332
    Magical Moments Shared: 12 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • RIP Series Survival: Where Your Favorite Shows Go to Die (and Resurrect in Pixel Form!)

    RIP Series Survival: Where Your Favorite Shows Go to Die (and Resurrect in Pixel Form!)
    Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, for on our server, we bring those dead series back to life! Ever wanted to see a crossover between Spongebob Squarepants and Game of Thrones? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join us and witness the epic battles between Patrick Star and the White Walkers, or build your own Bikini Bottom castle fit for a king (or a sponge)! Don’t miss out on the chance to revive your favorite shows in the most unexpected ways on our server. Join now and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 73
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Lost in Blocks: Where Misfits Find Their Minecraft Family

    Lost in Blocks: Where Misfits Find Their Minecraft Family
    Are you tired of feeling like you don’t belong anywhere? Do you want to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a place where you can truly be yourself? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and become part of our wacky family of misfits and outcasts. We don’t care about your past or your social status, all we care about is having a good time and building epic creations together.

    Forget about your boring college life and electrical engineering woes, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be. Want to be a wizard who builds giant castles out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to be a pirate who sails the seven seas in search of treasure? The ocean is your playground!

    Don’t waste another minute feeling alone and out of place. Join our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your true family among our crazy bunch of gamers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2914 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Sh*ttyCraft: Spring 2024 Edition

    Sh*ttyCraft: Spring 2024 Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where the pigs ride the players, the chickens have laser eyes, and the creepers break dance before exploding!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the zombies and skeletons have dance-offs to see who can bust the best moves. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon – rumor has it he’s taken up knitting as a hobby and is now creating fashionable scarves for all the players.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Crafty Convicts: If the Pickaxe Fits, Mine it!

    Crafty Convicts: If the Pickaxe Fits, Mine it!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the gloves are always the perfect fit! If you’ve ever had trouble finding gloves that fit just right, then this is the server for you. Our custom glove-fitting plugin ensures that your virtual hands will always be snug and cozy.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of rare, diamond-encrusted gloves. Rumor has it that wearing one of these gloves will give you special powers in the game, like the ability to summon a herd of flying pigs or turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take part in our weekly Glove Olympics, where players compete in wacky glove-themed challenges like glove juggling and glove painting. The winner gets a lifetime supply of gloves in every color of the rainbow!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the gloves are always the perfect fit and the fun never ends. Remember, if glove don’t fit, you must not quit – join us today and experience the glove-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 26
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 150

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • BritCraft: Where tea, crumpets, and creepers collide!

    BritCraft: Where tea, crumpets, and creepers collide!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them the power to fly like a majestic eagle. They soared through the skies, raining down diamonds on all the peasants below. And that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking pigs who will trade you rare items for a belly rub. Plus, every full moon, the legendary Julian Bream emerges from the depths of the ocean to serenade players with his enchanting lute skills. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Dimension Hops: 8 Farms Harvested: 318
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 126

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • AmeliaCraft: Where we appreciate Watson and build epic adventures together!

    AmeliaCraft: Where we appreciate Watson and build epic adventures together!
    Welcome to the most detective-worthy Minecraft server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, adventure, and a whole lot of lolz.

    Are you a fan of Amelia Watson? Well, you’re in luck because this server is dedicated to our favorite adorable, dorky detective! Solve crimes, uncover secrets, and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Amelia Watson herself frequents this server in disguise, ready to challenge players to epic detective showdowns. Will you be able to outsmart her and claim the title of ultimate sleuth?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server and let the detective games begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of chicken spies or a hidden underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted pickaxes. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Blocky Blunders: Where Creepers Ask the Real Questions

    Blocky Blunders: Where Creepers Ask the Real Questions
    Oh honey, let me tell you about this crazy Minecraft server I stumbled upon! It’s like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. I mean, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can ride on the backs of unicorns and battle evil llamas with enchanted swords?

    And the best part? The admins are actually a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with players through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve had a dance-off with a dolphin in a virtual ocean.

    So, what did I think about it? Did I enjoy it? Oh heck yeah, I had the time of my life! So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 24 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Creepers for President 2025: Build, Mine, Vote!

    Creepers for President 2025: Build, Mine, Vote!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want a server that will make you laugh until your pickaxe falls out of your inventory? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-filled treasure hunts, and a secret underground base where Herobrine himself hangs out!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet Notch in person and have a dance-off with a zombie pigman. Plus, our server is so epic that even Steve and Alex are fighting over who gets to build the next epic castle!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make Minecraft great again in 2025! Who needs Biden when you have a server this crazy?!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Ores Mined: 6400 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Gods Slained: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 9

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Blocky Shenanigans: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

    Blocky Shenanigans: Where Creepers Fear to Tread
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t let you enjoy your favorite cup of coffee while you play? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us and leave your acidic worries behind as you embark on a journey to build the most ripped and muscular Minecraft character ever seen. Our server is so epic, even helicobacter bacteria won’t stand a chance against your strength and determination.

    Don’t let a little bacteria stop you from enjoying life and coffee. Join our server now and let’s show that faggot bacteria who’s boss!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 3341
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Star Shards Collected: 112

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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