Classic Urusei Yatsura Thread Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

PastaPurgeCraft

Argument, beef tips, cleaning, Communication, compromise, cook you clean rule, Cooking, cooking rotation, DISHES, elaborate meals, homemade pasta, household chores, kitchen cleanliness, kitchen mess, outside opinion, pasta, PastaPurgeCraft, red pepper sauce, relationship conflict, stir-fry

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of kitchen clean-up all too well! Join us for a wild ride of epic battles and hilarious shenanigans, just like the battle of the dishes in this household!

Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate a good stir fry and simple meals, because who has time for elaborate cooking when you’re too busy building your Minecraft empire? Plus, we promise no one will leave a mess for you to clean up after a big feast – unless it’s a mess of blocks and TNT explosions!

So come join us and let off some steam by taking down creepers and building your dream castle, all without the worry of a messy kitchen waiting for you at the end of the day. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some allies to help you in your quest for dish-free gaming!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
New Chunks Explored:	963075	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SinisterCraft SMP

Corruption, Covert, criminal, Dark, Deception, deceptive practices, Exploitation, hidden, hidden agenda., illegal, Industry, Manipulation, Nefarious, Secrets, shadowy, Shady, Sinister, sinister truth, SinisterCraft, smp, Underbelly, Unethical

Have you ever wondered what goes on behind the scenes in the llama farming industry? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you can uncover the shocking truth about these seemingly innocent creatures. Turns out, they’re actually part of a secret underground llama mafia that controls the entire server economy. Join us if you dare to take on the llamas and become the ultimate llama kingpin. Just watch your back, because these fluffy fiends play for keeps.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MineCraftRelaxation

aromatherapy, bubble baths, Cooking, daily activities, Deep Breathing, Exercise, gardening, hobbies, journaling, Listening to music, Massage therapy, meditation, mindfulness, MineCraftRelaxation, nature walks, Painting, reading, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief, yoga

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate relaxation destination for all your blocky needs!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure gold and watch as your enemies tremble in fear at your opulence.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lava spa where you can soak away your worries and emerge with a fiery glow that will make all the other players jealous.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and relaxing Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9664	Love Letters Sent:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PutinCraft Minecraft Server

arrest, Brazil, Diplomacy, diplomatic immunity, diplomatic protocol, extradition, foreign affairs, G20 Summit, global summit, Government, international law, international relations, legal action, Minecraft, Politics, putin, Putin’s attendance, PutinCraft, security measures, Server, Ukraine, Ukraine-Brazil relations, world news

OMG u guise, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! Like, we got Putin playing Minecraft and Ukraine is like, “Yo Brazil, arrest that dude if he shows up at the G20 summit!” Can u imagine the drama?! Join our server for all the craziness and chaos, we got Putin on the run and all the world leaders trying to catch him while building epic structures in Minecraft. It’s a wild ride, so come join the fun! 😂🔥🚀 #ArrestPutinInMinecraft #CrazyServerFun

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5382
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyTrumpWinsLOL

CraftyTrumpWinsLOL, criticism, Democracy, democracy leader, election, Global, Impact, International, leader, Lech Walesa, Lech Walesa’s view, misfortune, opinion, perspective, Polish, Politics, president, trump, united states, Victory, world

so, like, this server is like, the bomb dot com, ya know? like, if you don’t join, Lech Walesa will come and be all like, “yo, this is a misfortune for the world, man.” but if you join, he’ll be all like, “yo, this is the best decision you ever made, bro.”

we got crazy stuff on this server, like, you can ride pigs into battle and shoot fireballs from your eyes. not even kidding, it’s like, totally epic. and the best part is, if you die, you respawn as a unicorn with laser eyes. how rad is that?

plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where all the mobs come to dance. it’s lit, fam. you don’t wanna miss out on that action.

so, like, join this server now before Lech Walesa comes knocking on your door and telling you what a misfortune it is that you didn’t. you won’t regret it, trust me.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PixelCam Co.

big brother, business strategy, Camera, Company, Consumer, corporate, Corporate Espionage, data collection, data privacy, device, digital transformation, Future, innovation, market research, Pixelcam, privacy, product development, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, Technology Trends

come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the macarena! we got diamonds growing on trees and lava water slides for days!

one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they ate so much cake they turned into a giant cupcake and ruled the land with a frosting fist.

another player stumbled upon a village of talking llamas who taught them the ancient art of llama yoga. now they can do a downward-facing llama like nobody’s business.

join us for all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans. who needs reality when you can have minecraft madness?!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	488	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	397	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Towns Built:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Poultry Manure Plant Party

agricultural practices, antibiotic resistance, antibiotic resistance genes, antibiotic resistance mechanisms, antibiotic resistance profiling, antibiotic use, antimicrobial resistance, bacterial populations, environmental contamination, genetic analysis, manure, microbial community, microbial diversity, microbiome composition, Party, Plant, plant endophytes, plant health, Poultry, poultry farming, poultry manure, resistance genes, selective culture, whole genome sequencing

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, because it’s filled with plant endophytes that are resistant to antimicrobials. Why, you ask? Because we use poultry manure to fertilize our virtual crops, giving them superpowers!

Join our server and witness the epic battles between the antibiotic-resistant endophytes and the evil bacteria trying to take over the land. Will you help the endophytes defend their territory, or will you join forces with the bacteria and wreak havoc? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! We also have whole genome sequencing mini-games where you can decode the DNA of the virtual organisms and uncover hidden secrets. Who knows what kind of crazy mutations you’ll discover!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wacky world of antimicrobial resistance in plant endophytes like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a bacteria, in which case, sorry not sorry).

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2088
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	462	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Minecraft server: Honkai Star Rail Fun

Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age, Burning Scent of Home, Character Banners, feixiao files, Feixiao0910, FeixiaoGeneral, fire nihility, Fun, Honkai, Imaginary Harmony, Light Cone Banners, Lingsha, Minecraft, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools, Version 2.6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

Picture this: You log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a virtual pineapple paradise. Yes, you heard that right – pineapples everywhere! But that’s not all, our server is also home to magical creatures called Mappous who roam the land spreading joy and laughter.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special program where you can watch epic trailers like “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” and “Burning Scent of Home”. And let’s not forget about our current character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen – they’re ready to join you on your wacky adventures.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or uncover a secret code that unlocks unimaginable rewards. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8913
Magic Items Found:	8686	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

No KYC Crypto Exchanges Minecraft SMP

altcoins, Anonymity, Blockchain, Crypto, crypto gambling, crypto trading, cryptocurrency, decentralized exchanges., Dex, digital assets, ERC20 tokens, exchanges, financial freedom, gambling, KYC, L2 bridge, Minecraft, no KYC, non-ethereum, NON-KYC exchanges, peer-to-peer trading, privacy, smp, Trading, unverified exchanges

Hey gamers, looking to get in on some wild and wacky action? Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to gamble your way to victory! We’ve got non-KYC exchanges that will blow your mind – no need to worry about boring old regulations here. And forget about those Ethereum dexes, we’ve got our own crazy trading platform that will have you trading like a pro in no time. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Potions Brewed:	66
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ShowerCraftVIP

body odor, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Communication, consent, discomfort, emotional intelligence, hygiene, Intimacy, misunderstanding, oral sex, partner, personal space, relationship, Respect, self-care, self-consciousness, sensitivity, sex, shower, ShowerCraftVIP

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t encounter any sweaty odors like in the story above! Our server is filled with fresh, clean air and virtual flowers that never need gardening.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).

Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftyMind SMP

Art Therapy, Cooking, Crafting, CraftyMind, Dance, Exercise, gardening, Hiking, hobby, journaling, knitting, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, photography, reading, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stress relief, woodworking

Join our Minecraft SMP and start a hobby of collecting rare blocks to improve your mental health! Legend has it that the more diamond blocks you mine, the happier you’ll be! Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking pigs who will give you life advice in exchange for golden carrots. So come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable mental health tips!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Star Shards Collected:	238	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftySaverz

budgeting, budgeting tips, CraftySaverz, Financial Advice, financial discipline, Financial goals, financial habits, Financial Planning, Financial Success, financial tip, frugal living, frugality, long term savings, money management, money saving habits, money saving tips, personal finance, saving money, saving strategies, smart spending, wise spending

Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of poverty! Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our secret to saving money effectively? We have a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot who poops out emeralds every time you tell him a joke. True story, bro. So come join us and let Sir Oinksalot make it rain riches upon you!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	5616
Runes Activated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SpyCraftChemWars

#covert operations, chemical weapons, counterintelligence, Defense, Diplomacy, Espionage, Government, illegal activities, intelligence, international relations, investigation, material, Procurement, production, Russian Spy, sanctions, SECURITY, spy network, SpyCraftChemWars, Surveillance, switzerland

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian spy, like straight outta a James Bond movie, is chillin’ in Switzerland, tryna get some stuff for makin’ chemical weapons. But, like, plot twist, he ends up on this Minecraft server instead! And now he’s all like, “Yo, this server is lit, I’m stayin’ here to build my secret underground lair!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, join the server now! Who knows what kinda wild stuff you’ll get into, maybe you’ll even become a spy too! Join now for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it, bro!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact

Behavior, child behavior, child outcomes, children’s development, controversy, discipline, discipline techniques, effects, Impact, long-debated, negative effects, overstated, parenting, Parenting styles, physical punishment, Psychological, research, researchers, SpankCraft, spanking, study

so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
New Chunks Explored:	507084	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Sad Fact Minecraft Server

achievement, attraction, birth rate, birth rate collapse, Cheap, China, created, export, fact, feeling, fembots, height of feat, human touch, long-lasting, low attraction, Minecraft, sad, Server, sex robots, sex toys, Technology, technology feat, Trust, trustable

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	New Chunks Explored:	599859
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magic Items Found:	8582	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Star Shards Collected:	210	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1605	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0