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Beaner’s Realm 1.20.5

1.20.5, aunts, BEANER, beaners, cousins, deported, Environment, fag, girlfriends loved ones, gringo, Hispanic culture, illegal family, inb4 muh family, lisp, Mexican-American, new wave grunge, Paperwork, prescription aviators, Realm, Spanish, spics, uncles, White

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3437
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’ll make you question your existence! Don’t call me gringo, you beaner! Stay on your side of the river, unless you want to experience the craziest adventure of your life. We don’t discriminate, we just want to have fun and build epic structures together. Plus, we have prescription aviators for everyone and play the most fag new wave grunge music you’ve ever heard. Illegal family members? Who needs ’em! Join us and let’s create a world where everyone is welcome, except for those pesky illegal cousins. Let’s mine, craft, and laugh until we can’t tell reality from the Minecraft world anymore. See you on the server, amigos!

GrannyGriefMC

academic pressure, age gap, Generational conflict, GrannyGriefMC, group contribution, group dynamics, group meetings, group project, group responsibilities, groupmate absence, groupmate conflict, groupmate expectations, high school, lack of effort, late nights, leadership, research project, teamwork, unfair accusations, validation

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2747
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Buildings Constructed:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you tired of carrying your group like a boss in real life? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of high school projects? Then join our Minecraft server and let your building skills do the talking!

Imagine a world where you can build your own research project without any groupmates’ grandmas interfering. No more staying up late to meet deadlines, no more dealing with lazy groupmates who blame you for their lack of sleep. On our server, you are the leader of your own project, and you can build it however you want!

But beware, there may be creepers lurking around trying to sabotage your hard work. Will you be able to defend your project and prove to everyone that you are the true MVP? Join our server now and show them who’s boss!

TrumpCraft2020: ObliterateIran

Advisers, Assassination, Conflict, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Instructions, international relations, iran, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Obliterated, ObliterateIran, Politics, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, threat, trump, TrumpCraft2020, united states, War

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6373
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Mines Excavated:	2336
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	4

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, Trump himself pops in and starts givin’ out orders like he’s the king of the server or somethin’. he’s all like, “if anyone tries to assassinate me, i want them OBLITERATED!” like, dude, calm down, it’s just a game! but hey, if you wanna join this server and witness the craziness for yourself, come on in! who knows what other wild stuff will happen with Trump around? join now for a wild ride, my dudes!

River Flow Ruckus

#sustainability, climate change, coastal economies, commercial fish stocks, conservation, Ecosystem Services, ecosystems, environmental impact, findings, Fishing Industry, flow, global warming, marine biodiversity, marine life, marine productivity, mediterranean sea, reduced flow, river, river flow, Ruckus, study, water demand, water scarcity

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9236
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where the rivers flow with diamonds and the sea is made of lava! climate change? pfft, we thrive on chaos and destruction here! our marine productivity is off the charts, with fish so big they could swallow you whole! forget about commercial fish stocks, we have mythical sea creatures that will make you question reality. join us and help save our endangered ecosystems by building underwater cities and fighting off evil sea monsters. coastal economies? more like coastal party time! come on in, the water’s fine (and also on fire)!

Ethereal SMP

Adventure, bedrock, compete, custom advancements, diamonds, Discord, Ethereal, Explore, Ip:, Minecraft, money system, Players, Plugins, PORT, RICHEST, Rtp, smp, Staff, Teams, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1670
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Ethereal SMP Overview
Server Name:	Ethereal SMP
Server Type:	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Features:	RTP (Random Teleport) /sit, /spin commands Team creation Money system based on diamonds Custom advancements plugin
Discord:	Join Discord
IP:	play.etherealsmp.net
Bedrock Port:	25565

FAQ

Question: Can I join the server as a new player?	Answer: Yes, we welcome new players to join Ethereal SMP!
Question: How often does the server reset?	Answer: The server resets every year, so you don’t need to worry about losing your builds.
Question: Is there a way to teleport randomly on the server?	Answer: Yes, we have RTP (Random Teleport) plugin for players to explore new locations.
Question: How can I become staff on the server?	Answer: You can apply for staff positions on our Discord server.
Question: What can I do with diamonds on the server?	Answer: Diamonds are used as currency, where 1 diamond is equal to $100 in-game. You can compete with other players to see who can be the richest!
Question: Can I create my own team on the server?	Answer: Yes, you can create your own team with your friends and have fun together!

Mind Realm Odyssey 1.20.5

1.20.5, adult content, Anime, Dark, Disturbing, explicit, graphic, hentai, Manga, manga scanlation, manga translation, Manipulation, mental health, Mind, mind control, mind-bending, mindbreak, odyssey, Psychological, psychological torture, Realm, scanlator group, Trauma, Twisted

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8275
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1204	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8920	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, get this – it’s gonna mindbreak your scanlator group! Yeah, you heard me right, your scanlator group is gonna be mindbroken into a whole new level of existence, man. It’s gonna be like, whoa, mind blown, literally! So, like, if you wanna experience some next-level craziness and make your brain do backflips, then this server is where it’s at, my dude. Don’t miss out on this mind-bending adventure, join now and prepare to have your reality shattered into a million pieces!

NoGFNoEntryCraft

Birthday Party, Black, brother, Christmas card, close friends, dress code, ENGAGEMENT, family, Girlfriend, NoGFNoEntryCraft, overreacted, Party, photos, red, relationship, roommates, Rude, Siblings, sister-in-law, tradition, White

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	415
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Endless Night Skies:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles over the color of virtual clothing.

Imagine a world where players fight tooth and nail over who gets to wear white in a virtual party. Will Sarah show up in white against all odds? Will the Christmas card photo be forever tainted by the drama? Only on our server will you experience such thrilling and ridiculous scenarios.

Join now and be part of the madness! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

CraftyNahOutMoment

awkward, awkward moments, bad dates, bad first dates, biggest nah, CraftyNahOutMoment, cringe, DATING, dating disasters, dating fails, Dating Horror Stories, deal breakers, EMBARRASSING, funny, I’m out moment, instant turn offs, nope moments, red flags, relationships, UNCOMFORTABLE, worst date ever

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2175
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	22	Animals Bred:	72
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	3176	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Are you tired of boring dates that make you want to scream “Nah, I’m out”? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us for a date with adventure, where you can build your dream world and escape from all those cringey moments. Say goodbye to awkward small talk and hello to epic battles with creepers and zombies. Who needs romance when you have diamonds and redstone? Join us now and never have a “Nah, I’m out” moment again!

FloralCove

MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5697
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5

smp.floralcove.fun

Eviyon Network

battle, bedwar, Bedwars, building, challenge, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Eviyon Network, Experience, Faction, gameplay, Gaming, gaming server, Minecraft, multiplayer, Practice, PvP, Skyblock, skywar, Survival, Variety

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1349
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Eviyon Network is a Minecraft network that offers a variety of different game modes for players to enjoy, such as BedWar, SkyBlock, Survival, Faction, SkyWar, Practice and more. Each game mode offers its own unique gameplay experience, allowing players to choose the type of game they want to play. Whether you’re looking for a challenging survival experience, a creative building project, or a fast-paced battle, Eviyon Network has something for everyone.

mc.eviyon.net

LIMITLESS SMP

#youtube, 24/7, artists, bliss plugins, Challenges, Events, friendly community, Google Forms, Jerold, Levels, LifeSteal, Limitless, Lore, Modded, Pedos, safe space, smp, Staff, twitch, video application, YouTuber, Zero hate tolerance

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2789
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	115	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Limitless SMP Minecraft Server

Features	Description
24/7 Server	Enjoy a rare vanilla Minecraft experience
Active Members	Engage in PvP, build, lore, or diverse gameplay
Growing Community	Perfect environment for YouTube or Twitch growth
Multiple SMPs	Future plans for modded, levels, lifesteal, and more
Respectful Players	No PvP pressure if you prefer a different playstyle
Events & Challenges	Regularly hosted events and challenges for all players
Zero Hate Tolerance	Safe space for all players with a strict anti-hate policy

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Why should I join Limitless SMP?

Limitless SMP offers a diverse gameplay experience with active members, community events, and a zero hate tolerance policy. Whether you’re a builder, grinder, lore writer, PvP enthusiast, or content creator, there’s something for everyone on our server.

How can I apply to join Limitless SMP?

You can apply by filling out the Google Forms linked below or by joining our open application Discord server. If you’re a YouTuber, consider making a video application to showcase your content.

Apply with Google Forms: Google Forms Link

Join our Discord server: Discord Link

Enchanted Kingdoms 1.20.6

#Movie love, 1.20.6, all-time favorites, beloved movies, beloved titles, best movies, cherished titles, cinematic gems, Enchanted, favorite movies, film favorites, film suggestions, Kingdoms, movie faves, movie recommendations, movie titles, must watch films, really like, The Light Between Oceans, top film choices, top movie picks, Top Picks

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7660
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Potions Brewed:	84	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87

OMG, bro, if you like movies, you gotta join this Minecraft server! It’s like being in your favorite movie but with blocks and creepers! Imagine building your own version of “The Light Between Oceans” but with a twist – maybe the oceans are made of lava and the lighthouse is actually a giant chicken! It’s gonna be lit, fam! So come join us and let’s make movie magic in Minecraft!

Momma’s Basement Minecraft Server

basement, Boundaries, challenging conversations, co-dependency, Communication, Confronting, dealbreaker, emotional manipulation, Enmeshment, family dynamics, guilt tripping, INDEPENDENCE, individual growth, living arrangements, long-term plans, mindset, Minecraft, mommas, overbearing mother, personal growth, relationship issues, self-sufficiency, Server, Therapy

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	617
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4419	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Are you tired of living in the shadow of your girlfriend’s mom? Do you want to escape the clutches of an overbearing mother-in-law before you even tie the knot? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the ultimate freedom that comes with building your own virtual world. No more mommy drama, no more guilt-trips for spending the night away from home. On our server, you can be the master of your own destiny (or at least your own blocky castle).

We’ve got therapists on standby to help you work through any mommy issues that may arise while mining for diamonds. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new therapist buddy to commiserate with over a virtual campfire.

So, say goodbye to living under the thumb of your girlfriend’s mom and hello to a world where the only controlling force is your own creativity. Join our server today and start building the life you’ve always dreamed of (without any meddling in-laws in sight)!

ExAckedGrief – Minecraft Server

acknowledging, acknowledging ex, Brewery, Buddies, cheers, conflicting opinions, current girlfriend, Divorce, ex husband, ex wife, ExAckedGrief, high school sweethearts, hometown visit, Minecraft, new husband, overreacting, past relationships, relationship boundaries, Respect, Server, social etiquette, spare bedroom, split opinions.

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3675
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Towns Built:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some juicy relationship drama that will make your gameplay more exciting than ever!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your ex and your current girlfriend both log on and start fighting over you in the chat. Will you choose to side with your high school sweetheart or your new flame? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some intense PvP action either way!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with exes, drama queens, and love triangles galore. You never know what will happen next, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions.

Join now and experience the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who needs mobs and creepers when you have ex-lovers and jealous girlfriends to deal with? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockyLastWords

bedside manner, bizarre confession, BlockyLastWords, deathbed confession, emotional moments, end of life, end of life care, final moments, Healthcare, healthcare workers, hospice care, last words, Medical Profession, Nurses, nursing profession, passing away, patient confession, patient stories, reddit, shocking confession, unexpected confession

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7581
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Calling all Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to witness the most shocking, bizarre, and unexpected confessions from our players right before they “pass away” in-game. From confessing their undying love for a block of dirt to revealing their secret obsession with collecting virtual chickens, you never know what you’ll hear on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nurse NPC, who will listen to all your woes and heal your Minecraft wounds with her magical potions. And rumor has it, she’s heard some pretty wild confessions from players on their deathbeds. So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now!

Players:	103/600	Votes:	6748
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5