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IgnorantNoobsMinecraftSMP

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Have you ever wondered what it feels like to ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a pineapple? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place where all your wildest dreams come true! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to build a house out of nothing but TNT (because who needs boring old blocks anyway?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the villagers)!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7863	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1994	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MondayCraft: The Ultimate Blocky Escape

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your Monday morning look like a walk in the park.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for diamonds. Can you outsmart the chicken and claim the loot for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Just make sure to hold on tight and pray that it doesn’t explode mid-ride.

So why waste your time on a boring Monday morning when you could be experiencing the insanity of our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Animals Bred:	172

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NukeCraft: Russia vs Ukraine

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of the real world! we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from russia and their nuclear plants! zelensky himself will be there to protect you and lead you to victory against the evil forces! build your own nuclear plant to fight back and save ukraine! join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of borscht and vodka! let’s show russia who’s boss in this epic minecraft battle! #ukraine #russia #minecraft #nuclearwar

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Emeralds Found:	6646
Animals Bred:	94	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Rural VS Urban: Life Gap

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a growing divide like u never seen before. rural dudes be livin shorter, less healthy lives than them city slickers. it’s like a battle of the ages, but in minecraft form. u gotta choose ur side and fight for ur life, literally.

the urban-rural gap in life expectancy be widin over two decades, like dang. u gotta come join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe u can change the tide and make rural dudes live longer and healthier lives. or maybe u just wanna wreak havoc and cause chaos. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

so come on, join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see who comes out on top in this epic battle of rural vs urban. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Crops Grown:	3051	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Reunion SMP: Where the only thing resetting is your sleep schedule! 1.21.X Vanilla fun

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Minecraft Server: ReunionSMP

IP	reunionsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

Origins: This server is sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. It happened to be shut down right before the very anticipated server update to 1.20 leading to the creation of this server. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a Youtuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

Features:

Community Decided Features
Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
A Robust Claim System
Homes
Paid Cosmetics
Graves
Discord Connectivity
Some Vanilla Tweaks
A Player Economy

Market: The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one time sales.

Ranks: We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

Roles:

Owner – Go_ing

Admin – Splooshium

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Blocky Ink – Minecraft Server

base, blocky, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, ink, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, Official, patch notes, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, splatoon, Version 9.1.0, weapons, Wiki

Welcome to the most ink-redible Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our base is located on a floating island made entirely of ink! Dive into the colorful world of Splatoon and unleash your creativity like never before.

2. Our build analyzer tool will help you create the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant squid-shaped castle? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

3. Drizzle Season is in full swing on our server, which means you’ll have the chance to participate in epic ink battles with other players. Can you claim victory and become the ultimate ink champion?

4. Our map schedules and seed checker will ensure that you never get lost in our vast world. Explore new territories, discover hidden treasures, and conquer the land with your ink-slinging skills.

5. Gear up with the coolest weapons and collectibles you’ve ever seen. From ink-spewing cannons to squid-shaped armor, we’ve got everything you need to dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the most splat-tastic adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	New Chunks Explored:	393052
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Locked In Minecraft SMP

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Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way out is to beat the Ender Dragon with a carrot? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas that will only open once you’ve completed the ultimate llama obstacle course!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of exploding chickens that drop diamonds when you feed them TNT. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary pink sheep that grants wishes to anyone who can shear it without laughing.

So come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	New Chunks Explored:	63655
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

UncleBob’sFuneral Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial stress in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about mortgage payments or electric bills. And the best part? No annoying relatives showing up uninvited!

Forget about driving 12 hours for a funeral – on our server, you can send virtual flowers and gifts to show your love and support. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any performative family gatherings, unless you count our epic in-game events!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to financial ruin and family drama. It’s time to relax, build, and have a blast with our awesome community of players. Trust me, it’s way more fun than dealing with your wife’s distant uncle drama!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Farms Harvested:	869
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

UncleBlockerZ

blended families, Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family loyalty, Family Values, generational differences, parental expectations, Parental Pressure, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, streaming culture, UncleBlockerZ

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to mend broken relationships and bring siblings back together in the most unexpected ways.

Imagine a world where your uncle tasks you with the mission of reuniting estranged siblings through the power of Minecraft. Will you be able to convince Sasha and Evan to stop ignoring their younger siblings and bring harmony back to the family? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic quests, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon where you have to battle evil mobs to save the day!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows, you might just end up being the hero that brings a family back together, all while having a blast in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SelfImprovementMC SMP

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Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to level up your skills and become a Minecraft pro? Join our SMP and transform yourself from a dirt-digging peasant to a diamond-wearing king! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of wild creepers. So if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure and change your Minecraft destiny, join us now! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary enchanted pickaxe of infinite durability!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

DisprovenEduminecraft

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Are you tired of boring old school facts that turn out to be total lies? Well, join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everything you thought you knew is turned upside down!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and mind-bending challenges that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. From flying pigs to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get the chance to uncover the truth behind all those school facts that turned out to be total BS. Did you know that the Earth is actually shaped like a giant banana? Or that gravity is just a conspiracy created by the government to keep us all grounded?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most hilarious way possible!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Mines Excavated:	4590	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftyCommiesWarDronez

#classified information, #covert operations, Aerial Reconnaissance, arms race, China, CraftyCommiesWarDronez, defense industry, Espionage, intel sources, international relations, military alliance, military capabilities, military cooperation, military technology, Project, russia, secret war drones, strategic partnership, Surveillance, technology transfer, unmanned aerial vehicles

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got secret war drones straight outta Russia chillin in China! Intel sources be sayin’ these drones be flyin’ around causin’ chaos and blowin’ stuff up! Join us if u wanna be part of da action and help control these insane war machines! Who needs regular ol’ Minecraft when u can be playin’ with war drones, amirite? Join now before Putin finds out and shuts us down!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Shroomy Mindcraft: No Atheist-Believers

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yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got psilocybin mushrooms growing like crazy in the virtual fields! you wanna boost your mind perception while building epic structures with your virtual friends? well, look no further cuz we got you covered!

we got a recent study that found out that taking these trippy mushrooms will make you see things in a whole new light, but don’t worry, you can still be an atheist if you want! we ain’t gonna force no beliefs on you, just come have a good time and expand your mind while crafting and mining like a boss!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s get weird together! who knows, maybe you’ll even have a spiritual awakening while fighting off creepers and zombies. ain’t no other server like ours, so come on and join the fun!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Towns Built:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Wet and Dark Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Dive into the wet and dark world of our server where it’s always hibernation season… for the players! That’s right, forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be too busy cozying up in your virtual bed all day long. But don’t worry, we’ll wake you up for some epic virtual snowball fights and hot cocoa parties. Join now for the ultimate hibernation experience!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Runes Activated:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Battlefield Drag Minecraft SMP

#youtube, battlefield, challenge, commentary, DRAG, Entertainment, Fail, funny, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, internet, meme, Minecraft, reaction, Ridiculous, ridiculous video, smp, social media, UNBELIEVABLE, Video, viral

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually play the game like a normal person? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for insane battles where you can literally drag your enemies through the battlefield like a boss. Forget about swords and armor, all you need is a good grip and some serious upper body strength.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary creatures like the elusive Ender Dragon with a mustache and the creeper that tells dad jokes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Just be sure to stretch those arm muscles before you log on!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3