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Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7323
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Holy Grails Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1949
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	7484	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7765
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Votes:	2500	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2209
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	5614	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7132
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ores Mined:	2190
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Zombie Dances:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1353
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Magic Items Found:	1234	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	421
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4372
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	178	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Void Gems Collected:	31	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5140
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Magic Items Found:	6796	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2176
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4786
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	150
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Items Found:	8619
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	695
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	930
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Emeralds Found:	6471

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7433
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	2078

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2553
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Votes:	6138
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!

Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5884
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2