CJ Craft Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication, cousin, CraftyCousins, cultural norms, Decision making, emotional response, exclusion, family drama, Family Support, indian wedding culture, insensitivity, Lies, Manipulation, manipulative behavior, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, RSVP, Server, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2757
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	235	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9409
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8312
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6897
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Alien Abductions:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Star Shards Collected:	179
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1977
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9988
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9489
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Villages Defended:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world domination

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2336
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Dimension Hops:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1401
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.

PuppyPotion PvP Land

Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2207
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Towns Built:	10

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

ZyronCraft

Survival, Survival Creative PvP Economy Vanilla Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Pixelmon Faction Modded Quests Dungeons Redstone Farming Building Custom Hardcore City Medieval, Towny

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7299
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!

Zyroncraft.mcserv.fun:26955

Minerage

battle, challenging mob castles, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom totems, Dynamic world, epic bosses., Explore, Fight, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minerage, PvP, unique gems

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4736
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dimension Hops:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	159	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Minerage is a thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server featuring custom totems, unique gems, epic bosses, and challenging mob castles. Battle, explore, and conquer in this dynamic PvP world where every fight counts!

play.minerage.fun:19132

Mystic Watcher’s Realm 1.20

Audience, Chat, Community, Content Creator, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, i will, Kiara, Live streaming, long tail, mystic, now.., ONLINE, Platform, Realm, repeat, Streamer, Support, Video, watch, Watchers

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5764
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Votes:	1246
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro while riding on the back of a rainbow llama, I swear it’s the only server where the grass sings to you as you walk by.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like watching a bunch of chickens in a boxing match, pure chaos and feathers flying everywhere!

Plus, the community is so wacky and wild, you’ll never know if you’re talking to a real person or a talking block of cheese.

So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie cows.

ExitBlock Minecraft Server

AITA asking man move car exit building unloading van fire exit bike truck angry threatening wrong delivery guys random people stuff, ExitBlock, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	797
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where people block fire exits with their vans! On our server, you can build your own fire exit and no one will ever block it, unless it’s for a hilarious prank. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground tunnel leading to a treasure chest full of diamonds! Don’t miss out on the adventure and join us now for a wild ride like no other!

CraftyLoveRingScam

aita, baby mama drama, Boundaries, calling out lies, communication problems, counseling, CraftyLoveRingScam, Disappointment, engagement ring, family dynamics, Honesty, lying boyfriend, patching things up, Pregnancy, Proposal, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, single mom, size doesn’t matter, Tiffany ring, trust issues

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7579
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with liars in your life? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of deceitful partners! Our server is a safe haven for those seeking honesty and transparency in their relationships, even if it’s just with virtual blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies you’ll encounter are when someone says they have diamonds to trade but really they only have dirt. Join us and experience the joy of building trust with your fellow players, without the fear of being duped by fake promises or hidden agendas.

Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will distract you from the chaos of your real-life relationship drama. Build magnificent structures, explore vast landscapes, and team up with friends to conquer the toughest dungeons. Who needs a lying boyfriend when you have a loyal squad of Minecraft buddies by your side?

So come on, leave the lies behind and join our server today. Who knows, you might even find a diamond ring in a chest somewhere, and this time, it will be a real 2.11 carat beauty!

PayMeToStress Minecraft SMP

career choices, high paying jobs, job benefits, job burnout, job challenges, job compensation, Job demands, job expectations, job market, Job Opportunities, job pay, job perks, job pressure, job rewards, Job salary, job satisfaction, job stress, Minecraft, overlooked jobs, overrated jobs, PayMeToStress, smp, stressful jobs

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8697
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it. And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but only when you least expect it. It’s like a surprise party every time he goes boom!

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama races. We dress them up in sparkly costumes and have them race around the track while we throw carrots at them. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with llamas and explosions.

Plus, we have a secret society of chicken ninjas who protect our village from evil mobs. They’re like the Avengers, but with feathers and beaks. And every full moon, we have a dance party with the Endermen, who are surprisingly good dancers once you get to know them.

So come join our SMP and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, consumerism, convenience, CraftyCreeperz, cryptocurrency, fast fashion, influencer culture, instant gratification, invention, mindfulness, Minimalism, modern life, Overrated, self driving cars, smartphones, social media, streaming services, Technology, trend, virtual reality

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5338
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Are you tired of boring old trends and inventions? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert. So why waste your time on overrated trends when you can join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

HolyCraft: Arrested for Blocks & Trafficking

Abuse, arrest, arrested, blocks, charges, child abuse, Community, crime, cult leader, Exploitation, Followers, guatemala, Holycraft, human trafficking, investigation, Jewish, leader, legal proceedings, Orthodox, Religious, scandal, trafficking, ultra-Orthodox

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8667
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Mines Excavated:	4763
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	43

Come join our Minecraft server where we have the craziest cult leaders from around the world! Our latest addition is an ultra-orthodox Jewish cult leader who got arrested in Guatemala for some wild stuff. But hey, that just adds to the excitement of our server! Who knows what kind of shenanigans he’ll get up to next? Join now for a truly unique and insane gaming experience. Plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players!

Players:	109/300	Votes:	5506
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Runes Activated:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2