| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 836936 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 53 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Rumor has it that one player mysteriously disappeared after angering the server admin by building a giant statue of a potato in the spawn area. Will he ever return? Or, is it truly over? Join our server to find out and maybe even uncover the truth behind his disappearance.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the rumors of a hidden treasure buried deep within the mines, guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen with a taste for diamond swords.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
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| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you can cuck players and their girlfriends in the most outrageous ways possible. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can mine for drama instead?
Forget about building the biggest castle or farm, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through the twisted relationships and scandalous affairs that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
So come on, join us and lose your virginity in the most unconventional way possible. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a whole new world of possibilities waiting for you on our server?
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
In our last episode, we had a showdown with a giant chicken riding a llama while trying to build a rollercoaster to the moon. And let’s not forget the time we accidentally turned the entire server into flying pigs! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else.
So why join Our Favourite Deputy Edition/FTL? Because where else can you ride a dolphin into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a top hat made of emeralds? Plus, our m3u playlist is filled with nothing but bangers that will have you dancing while you mine.
Don’t miss out on the fun, join us at https://www.fishtank.live and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. See you in the virtual world, deputy!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
But that’s not all, this week she’s planning to build a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava and diamond blocks. Who knows what will happen next? Join now to witness the madness and maybe even become a part of it! Just be prepared for the unexpected and bring your sense of humor because things are about to get wild!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3819 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – laser-eyed llamas! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja chickens who will protect you from any creepers that come your way?
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players, all while being serenaded by a chorus of singing sheep. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to grant its eater unlimited power and bacon-flavored dreams.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that mysteriously came to life and started terrorizing the entire server. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg! We’ve had players ride pigs into battle, create secret underground lairs filled with llamas, and even host a dance party in the Nether. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment here.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron wing. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, you’ll be granted access to a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of this wild and wacky world where anything is possible. Just remember, in this game, s o u l is the name of the game.
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
