| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
But that’s not all, folks. We have a secret underground disco party room where the mobs go to boogie down. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you get a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes.
Oh, and did I mention our resident llama, Larry, who can speak six different languages and gives out free hugs? Yeah, Larry is a legend around here.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Barbie Crampton edition SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s get crafting, darlings!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 195 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken nugget that grants you unlimited chicken wings for life.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons let loose and show off their killer dance moves. Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience!
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
COMRADE! THE SERVER IS THIRSTY FOR FREE LABOR! COME IN!
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
But wait, there’s more! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and embark on a journey filled with twists, turns, and unexpected surprises. And don’t forget about our upcoming extractions, where you can target extraction targets like Faust and ID & E.G.O for a chance to win fabulous prizes.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, aside from the fact that it’s tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina (spoilers ahead!), we also have a tutorial that is so important, it will change your life forever.
So what are you waiting for? Download our game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam, and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. And remember, when you’re on our server, expect the unexpected and get ready to laugh until your sides hurt. See you there!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join us for epic adventures like the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens, or when we built a giant statue of a hairy woman out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. And don’t even get us started on our annual Hairy Women Fashion Show, where players compete to create the most fabulous hairy woman skin.
So come on down to our server and join in on the hairy fun! Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you fall off your virtual chair and into a pit of lava. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 8041 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 19 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Witness insane collaborations and epic battles as these VTubers try to outdo each other in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building giant statues of themselves to creating elaborate traps for their fellow players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
And don’t worry about lack of effort or originality – our VTubers are constantly pushing the boundaries of creativity and entertainment. Plus, with the constant drama and rivalries between them, you’ll never be bored.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server and witness the wild world of VTubers like never before. Who knows what crazy antics they’ll get up to next!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so wacky, even the Ender Dragon has a stand-up comedy routine that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where zombie villagers bust out their best dance moves, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to ride a chicken like a majestic steed.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 10 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Forget about maintenance decks being spooky, we’ve got creepers that wear top hats and skeletons that break out into dance routines when you defeat them. Our SMP is a non-stop party filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off.
So why waste your time with boring remakes when you can join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring enough torches, then you might regret it a little).
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 16 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
But wait, there’s more! We have target extractions like hunting down Faust and fixing office fixtures with FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu. It’s a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.
And don’t forget, this server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, so expect some epic spoilers along the way. But hey, who needs a tutorial when you can just jump in and figure it out as you go, right?
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us on this insane adventure. Download the game, follow us on social media, and get ready to laugh your way through the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. See you in the world of chaos and hilarity!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
