CivSMP – Where we’re all just trying to pretend we’re thriving in a virtual world together

Aesthetic, Ally, BUILD, CivSMP, Community, Competition, Events, Farms, Griefing, Growing, Join, Medieval, Message, PRETEND, Raiding, Realms, role-play, strategy, Structures, THRIVING, Top, Trade, Vanilla, virtual, War, world

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8744
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Civilisation SMP

Fun and active SMP Realm

Looking for an SMP that incorporates classic Minecraft but with an element of Role-playing? Look no further than Civilisation SMP 🏰

Feature	Description
Civilisations	Create or join Civilisations, simulate medieval times, build in your land, ally with others, and trade.
Wars	Under certain regulations, start a WAR! Solve disputes, strategize, and aim to be at the top.
Competitions	Participate in building and Civilisation size competitions to showcase your skills.
Server Events	Join server events and enjoy classic, vanilla Minecraft gameplay.

FAQ

How can I join Civilisation SMP?

You can join by dropping a message to the server admin.

What are the rules regarding wars in Civilisation SMP?

Wars can only be started under certain regulations and disputes. Make sure to strategize carefully.

Are there any building competitions in Civilisation SMP?

Yes, there will be building competitions where you can showcase your skills and creativity.

Is the gameplay in Civilisation SMP similar to classic Minecraft?

Yes, you can enjoy classic Minecraft elements like building farms, raiding structures, etc.

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	128
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	3195	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4948
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3454	Zombie Dances:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4013
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Farms Harvested:	170
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Zombie Dances:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	271
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magic Items Found:	5109	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1172
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Astral Projections Made:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1579
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	216
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Towns Built:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mines Excavated:	1078	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Emeralds Found:	7140
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9931
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Votes:	8759
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7772
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Towns Built:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	3181

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5848
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3916
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Love Letters Sent:	10	Animals Bred:	188
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Crops Grown:	6229
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9889
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7911	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5807
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Potions Brewed:	141	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Dragon Scales Harvested:	269

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Meteor Madness 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, Attack, battle, danger, Defense, Destruction, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Madara, madness, meteor, Naruto, ninja, power, reaction, Shinobi, strategy, Survival, Suspense, thinking

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1278
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Towns Built:	7

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!