CivilCraft LOLz: Where History Meets Hilarity!

Abraham Lincoln, american history, battle, civil war, CivilCraft, Confederacy, Conflict, Emancipation Proclamation, gettysburg, Hilarity, History, lolz, meets, Military, north vs south, Politics, Reconstruction, Richmond, secession, Slavery, states’ rights, union, united states, War

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2436
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Crops Grown:	9837
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the most intense battles since the Civil War! But don’t worry, instead of muskets and cannons, you’ll be armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows.

Join us and fight alongside Abraham Lincoln’s ghost as he leads our faction to victory against the evil Ender Dragon army. Rumor has it that if you defeat the dragon, you’ll unlock the secret to time travel and be able to visit any era in history.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s known for dropping some sick beats that will literally blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7761
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Divine Spears Created:	29	Star Shards Collected:	166
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	6476	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Towns Built:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5391
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Emeralds Found:	8709	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5356	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3414
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	725
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5613
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Void Gems Collected:	29
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Towns Built:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6392
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ores Mined:	7020
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5541
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1745
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Emeralds Found:	3052	Void Armor Forged:	30
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3940
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2747
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8954
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6128
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Void Gems Collected:	38
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	209
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Star Shards Collected:	227	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	997
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4912
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9242
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever