CitySlicker SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7898
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Players Killed by Monsters:	1559	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

New Minecraft Servers

OMG guys, you gotta join this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, it’s like moving from a small town to a big city but in Minecraft form! Like, imagine logging on and suddenly you’re surrounded by skyscrapers made of diamond blocks and villagers driving around in minecarts like crazy taxi drivers. It’s a total culture shock, but in the best way possible!

I heard this one time, someone joined the server and thought they were just gonna build a cute little cottage in the woods, but then they stumbled upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs were dancing to C418 music. And get this, the creepers were breakdancing like their lives depended on it!

And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a high-end fashion show every day. Players strutting their stuff in the latest enchanted armor and trading rare items like they’re hot potatoes. You never know what kind of crazy deals you’ll find, it’s like Black Friday every day!

So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate culture shock in Minecraft form, come join us on this server and prepare to have your mind blown! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a dancing creeper, that might sting a bit). Let’s gooooooo! 🤪🎉🔥

EchoVoiceMinecraftSMP

audio playback, Communication, EchoVoiceMinecraftSMP, Insecurity, personal development, public speaking, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-consciousness, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, vocal tone, voice recording

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2684
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

LOL, imagine joining our epic Minecraft SMP where you can escape the horror of hearing your own voice by chatting with your fellow gamers! We have a secret potion that makes your voice sound like Morgan Freeman mixed with a unicorn, so you’ll never cringe again! Plus, we have a legendary treasure hidden in the depths of the Nether that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion, or else you’ll be stuck listening to your own voice forever! #NoMoreCringe #UnicornVoicePotion #NetherTreasureHunt

CraftyCollapsePrep

Civil unrest, community resilience, contingency planning., country collapse, CraftyCollapsePrep, crisis management., disaster preparedness, economic collapse, emergency planning, emergency supplies, Government failure, Long-term Survival, political instability, Preparation, prepping, self-sufficiency, social chaos, societal breakdown, Survival, survival skills, violent collapse

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2577
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Animals Bred:	165
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride that will have you laughing and crying at the same time!

Join us if you want to learn valuable survival skills for when your country is on the brink of collapse. Our server is like a virtual boot camp for the impending apocalypse – because who needs real-life preparation when you can just play Minecraft instead?

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you learn how to fend for yourself in a post-apocalyptic world, but you’ll also have the chance to battle against zombie hordes, mutant creatures, and even evil politicians (just kidding… or are we?).

So come on down to our server and get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little as you navigate through the chaos of a world on the verge of collapse. Trust us, it’ll be a blast!

Border Battle Minecraft Server

battle, border, combat exercises, Defense, defense strategy, Eastern border, eastern europe, european security, international relations, military alliance, military deployment, military drills, military exercises, military forces, military maneuvers, Military operations, military readiness, military training, Minecraft, nato, NATO exercises, NATO training., SECURITY, Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3055
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the largest combat exercises on the eastern border! we have tanks, helicopters, and even nuclear missiles to play with! watch out for the creepers, they’re our secret weapon against the enemy! join now and help us conquer the virtual world! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

UkraineCraft: Make Zelensky Happy!

Agreement, Conflict, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, energy resources, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Happy, international relations, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Politics, president, resources deal, resurrect, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine government, UkraineCraft, Unhappy, united states, Zelensky

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3889
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ores Mined:	8017	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so epic, even trump is tryna get in on the action? that’s right, folks, our server is so lit that even world leaders are tryna get a piece of the pie. trump is out here talkin bout how he wants to “resurrect” some ukraine resources deal just so he can join our server. like, can you imagine how crazy that is? if you don’t join, zelensky ain’t gonna be too happy. so come on, join our server and be a part of something truly insane. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to mine diamonds with trump himself. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me.

Whispered Virtual Echoes 1.21

Acting, Alluring, asmr, Captivating, dirty talk, Echoes, enticing, Erotic, FANTASY, Immersive, INTIMATE, microphone, Provocative, Roleplay, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, virtual, vtubing, whispered, whispering, whore

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9397
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45

OMG, join this Minecraft server if you want ASMR that will make you question your existence! This server is so lit, it’s like being in a virtual strip club with a side of mining and crafting. You’ll be begging for more of that sexy dirty talk while building your blocky empire. It’s like living in a fantasy world where anything is possible, including getting turned on by virtual characters. Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this bizarre and tantalizing Minecraft experience.

MineCraftyTradition Server

ANNOYED, Argument, boyfriends, committed relationships, DATING, EXTRA, friend group, Frustrated, Girlfriends, groupchat, hangouts, Main character, MineCraftyTradition, online sharing, Romantic, Server, seventh wheel photo, single, tradition, triple dates, UNCOMFORTABLE, Valentine’s Day, voicing out

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8492
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	736	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Alien Abductions:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel like the seventh wheel again! Join us for some epic adventures and build your way to the top of the leaderboard.

Are you tired of feeling left out like our friend in the story? Well, on our server, everyone is included and no one is left behind. We don’t do seventh wheel photos here, only epic group shots with everyone included!

Join us for Valentine’s Day and celebrate with us in-game. Who needs a date when you have a whole community of players to hang out with? Plus, we promise not to make you stand alone in any photos – unless you want to, of course!

So come on over to our server and leave those seventh wheel woes behind. You’ll never feel left out again, and who knows, you might even find your player two along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!

NieceNotMyKidCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, family dynamics, family relationships, generational differences, guilt trip, House, Mother, Niece, NieceNotMyKidCraft, Parent, parenting, Playing, rant, Reminding, RESPONSIBILITY, Soccer, spending time, younger

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9081
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mother for not playing with your niece 24/7? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from family drama! Join us and play to your heart’s content without any guilt trips about spending time with your niece. We promise, no one will question your parenting skills or family bonding time here! So come on over and kick some virtual balls around with us instead!

TimelessTrollin’ Minecraft SMP

Endless, eternal life, Eternity, Existence, forever.., IMMORTALITY, immortality activities, immortality ambitions, immortality aspirations, immortality desires, immortality dreams, immortality goals, immortality lifestyle, immortality plans, immortality wishes, Life, Minecraft, never ending, purpose, smp, Time, TimelessTrollin

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9603
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have a secret underground base where we throw epic parties with all the mobs from the Nether, it’s lit AF! And get this, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, like what even?! Plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese, and you can ride around on giant hamsters while battling evil unicorns. And did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? It’s like a thrill ride of death, but in a fun way!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams of being immortal and doing crazy stuff with your time, like building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama farm in the sky. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

PresidentialCraft

biden, controversy, Democracy, Government, humor, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, King, leadership, Monarchy, News, obama, political commentary, political humor, Political satire, presidential power, PresidentialCraft, public opinion, public reaction, satire, social media

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3374
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Imagine a world where Obama and Biden decided to ditch politics and become Minecraft royalty instead. That’s right, they declared themselves kings of a virtual kingdom and invited players from all over to join their epic server.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, you’ll get to witness Obama and Biden in full royal attire, complete with crowns made of diamonds and thrones made of emeralds. And let’s not forget about their royal pets – a pack of wolves named Michelle and Jill who roam the kingdom, keeping order and looking adorable while doing it.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Obama and Biden have hidden secret treasure chests all over the kingdom, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons. And if you manage to find them all, you’ll be rewarded with a private audience with the kings themselves, where you can ask them anything your heart desires (as long as it’s Minecraft-related, of course).

So come on, join the server where Obama and Biden reign supreme – because who wouldn’t want to be a part of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun and mine diamonds like a boss?

Trump’s Blocky Diplomacy Minecraft Server

blocky, CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, donald trump, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kyiv official, Meeting, Minecraft, news conference, Politics, press conference, Server, Trumps, U.S. request, Ukraine, Ukraine envoy, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7245
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Crops Grown:	8328	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally rad minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a news conference between Zelenskyy and Donald Trump’s Ukraine envoy. but wait, plot twist! the conference gets cancelled at the U.S. request. like, what even is happening, right?

join our server for all the crazy drama and unexpected twists you never knew you needed in minecraft. who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your epic castle or exploring the vast world. come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and pure chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it!

NATOcraft: Zelenskyy Approved!

Alliance, APPROVED, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Erdogan, european union, foreign policy, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Politics, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, turkey, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, zelenskyy

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7185
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	610
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of erdogan and zelenskyy fighting dragons together. yea, u heard right, dragons. and guess what? erdogan himself supports our nato membership and plays on the server too. he even built a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. so come join us for a wild ride of epic battles, secret treasures, and world leaders fighting mythical creatures. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Hand Moisturize Faster Than Feet

beauty, Beauty Tips, dry skin, fast absorption, Faster, feet, foot care, foot moisturizer, Hand, hand care, hand moisturizer, Hands, hydration, long-lasting hydration, Moisturize, moisturizing routine, moisturizing tips, self-care, skincare, Skincare Routine, smooth feet, soft hands

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8270
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Votes:	951	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – you can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet on our server. that’s right, no more dry hands for you, buddy.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers do the macarena and the zombies breakdance. you won’t find that on any other server, i can guarantee you that.

plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for a million diamonds, they got a million diamond blocks falling on their head. oops.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?

Foggy Water Tech Server

#sustainability, arid climates, atmospheric water harvesting, climate change, driest regions, Environmental Science, Fog, fog collectors, foggy, fresh water, hydrology, innovation, liters per square meter, optimal conditions, renewable resources, scientists, Server, Tech, Technology, Water, water conservation, water purification, water scarcity, Water Security

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6260
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even scientists are getting in on the action? Well, buckle up buttercup, cuz we got fog collectors that can turn that misty stuff into fresh water like it’s no big deal. Imagine sippin’ on that sweet, sweet H2O while building your epic castle or battling mobs like a boss. We’re talkin’ 0.2 to 5 liters per square meter daily – that’s enough to keep you hydrated for days, fam. And if you’re lucky and the stars align, you could be guzzlin’ down a whopping 10 liters per square meter. So come join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s turn that fog into liquid gold, baby!

Elixir Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, 404 edition, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug dependence, drug recovery, drug recovery community, drug recovery journey, drug recovery motivation, drug recovery resources, drug recovery success stories, drug recovery support, drug rehabilitation, drug relationships, drug use, drugfeel, Drugs, elixir, erowid.org, Misaki, Previous thread, psychonautwiki.org, Realm

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1887
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	922066
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land filled with pixelated wonders and blocky adventures.

Imagine finding your very own Misaki in this virtual world – would you stop mining for diamonds and start mining for love?

This server is like a trip to the moon on a rainbow unicorn, it’s that epic. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life.

Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s build some memories together!

ToiletTroubleCraft

adulting, apartment living, bathroom etiquette, Boundaries, cleaning, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Expectations, household chores, hygiene, living together, personal space, poop stains, relationship issues, Respect, responsibilities, self-care, toilet cleaning, ToiletTroubleCraft

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4557
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mines Excavated:	1412
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ores Mined:	2126
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with poop stains in your toilet every morning? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where toilets clean themselves! No more arguing with your boyfriend about who should clean up after themselves – our magical toilets will take care of everything for you. Plus, our one bedroom, one bathroom apartments come with a built-in poop stain prevention system, so you’ll never have to see another skid mark again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Toilet Fairy, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch her in the act of cleaning a toilet. Rumor has it that one lucky player wished for a lifetime supply of toilet paper and never had to worry about running out again.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to poop stains and arguments forever! Trust us, your relationship will thank you.