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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 9119 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
we have a secret underground society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise. they will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul (just kidding…or are we?).
our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it poops out diamonds instead of eggs.
if you’re feeling adventurous, you can journey to the edge of the map where you’ll find a portal to the land of dancing creepers. they throw the best parties in all of minecraft, trust us.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventure of your life. who needs reality when you have a world full of diamond chickens and dancing creepers?