CitizenlessCash Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9947
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Towns Built:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Divine Spears Created:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMP servers? Want to join a server where anything goes and the chaos never ends? Look no further than our server, where we encourage players to embrace their inner mad scientist and pull off the most outrageous stunts imaginable!

Join us and embark on a journey of financial shenanigans like never before. Build up your empire in Hungary, leech off unsuspecting players, and save up all the money you can. Then, take out the biggest loan possible and buy up all the assets you can get your hands on. But here’s where the real fun begins – declare bankruptcy and renounce your citizenship in the most dramatic fashion possible, all while keeping your hard-earned cash safe and sound.

With a community of like-minded players who are always up for a laugh, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the bank. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start scheming your way to success in the most ridiculous way possible!

The Toxic Tavern 1.21.2

1.21.2, Choices, choose your poison, Choosing, Deciding, decision, decision fatigue, Decision making, decision paralysis, Dilemma, making a choice, making a decision, making choices, Options, Pick your poison, Poison, Preference, Selecting, selection, selection process., TAVERN, TOXIC, weighing options

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9139
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	155
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Villages Defended:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4753	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sloth on Xanax? Well, have I got the server for you!

This place is like a virtual circus on steroids, with more crazy mini-games than a clown car on crack.

You want to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Done.

You want to battle a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a spoon? You got it.

You want to build a house out of rainbow-colored sheep? Why the heck not!

Join us on this wild ride and pick your poison, because on this server, the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Let’s get weird, baby!

DivorceCraft – No Hugs for Bros

Boundaries, bros, brotherly love, Communication Issues, difficult decisions, divorce aftermath, DivorceCraft, Emotional healing, facing consequences, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, forgiveness, holding grudges, hugs, learning from mistakes, moving forward, personal growth, Rebuilding trust., reconciliation, sibling relationships, supporting loved ones, toxic relationships

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8561
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Crops Grown:	1031	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships more complicated than a redstone contraption.

Imagine a world where your brother goes LC (Low Contact) with the entire family just because he married a woman who is louder than a creeper explosion and ruder than a zombie pigman. Witness the epic showdown between family members as they try to navigate through the chaos of unsolicited advice, boundary issues, and constant complaining.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the heart-pounding moment when your brother finally realizes he made a huge mistake and reaches out to apologize. Will forgiveness be granted, or will the drama continue to unfold like a never-ending soap opera?

Join our server now and witness the ultimate showdown between family members, love, forgiveness, and the craziest Minecraft drama you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure that awaits you!

LyricMaster Minecraft SMP

$5M, achievement, aspiration, challenge, chance, Competition, Contest, dream, LyricMaster, Lyrics, Minecraft, MONEY, Music, opportunity, Performance, Prize, singing, smp, song, success, talent, vocal, WIN

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Void Gems Collected:	36
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Mines Excavated:	4571	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Towns Built:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	286	Living Statues Befriended:	0

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that’s worth $5M! All you have to do is sing a song perfectly without messing up and you could be the lucky winner! Imagine all the diamonds and emeralds you could buy with that kind of money, it’s like winning the lottery but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a legendary boss mob that drops insane loot if you can defeat it. Rumor has it that it’s a giant chicken with laser eyes and a jetpack, so you better bring your A-game if you want to take it down.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground base filled with rare ores and ancient artifacts waiting to be discovered. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have down there, maybe you’ll even find a portal to another dimension or something.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious journey of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

DisgustCraft

aversion, BDSM, DisgustCraft, Disgusting, fetish, fetishism, fetishistic behavior, fetishistic practice, kink, personal preference, Repulsive, revolting, role-play, sexual desire, sexual preference, taboo, turn off, turn on, Unconventional, unconventional sexual behavior, UNUSUAL

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1847
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that are as vanilla as a plain potato? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you’re into some truly wild and wacky kinks that will make your grandma blush.

Imagine a world where creepers wear leather harnesses and skeletons have a foot fetish. Our server is a place where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a group of zombies having a BDSM dungeon party or witness a pack of wolves engaging in some questionable role-playing.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and get ready for a wild ride. Just be prepared to see things that you can never unsee. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (or maybe you will, but in a good way?).

DefenseCraft Minecraft Server

Blaze, Damage, Defense, defense industry, DefenseCraft, emergency, Equipment, evacuation, Fire, Firefighters, Incident, Institute, investigation, Minecraft, Moscow, Prevention, response, russia, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Technology, Training

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2253
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing hotter than the lava is the drama! we’ve got more fire than a russian defense institute, and our players are always bringing the heat with their crazy builds and pvp skills.

rumor has it that the fire was actually started by a group of griefers who were trying to steal top secret military blueprints, but ended up burning the whole place down instead. now the institute is in ruins, but our server is still going strong!

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as lit as a russian inferno, come join us and see if you can survive the flames! just watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re always up to no good.

CraftyPenceWarDenial

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7009
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252

so, u kno dis server? it’s like, so lit, u gotta join, bro. like, u can build ur own castle and stuff, but dat aint even da best part.

get dis, deres dis secret underground dungeon where u can find da rarest items and like, fight off evil mobs and stuff. it’s like, so intense, u gonna be on da edge of ur seat da whole time.

oh, and get dis, one time dis player found a hidden portal dat took dem to a whole new dimension where dey had to battle giant chickens. like, what even is dat? it’s so crazy, u gotta see it for urself.

and da best part is, u can team up with ur friends and go on epic quests together. like, u can be like a squad of warriors taking on da world. it’s so epic, u gonna be talking about it for weeks.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most insane Minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Land Quest: Agri Trend Study

#sustainability, agri, agricultural land types, agriculture, Analysis, Biodiversity, conservation, data analysis, differential impacts, ecosystem interactions, Ecosystem Services, Environment, farming practices, Land, land management, land transitions, Quest, research, researchers, soil health, study, topographical gradients, transitional trends, trend

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2546
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	267
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Crops Grown:	6285
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we do crazy stuff like turn pigs into flying unicorns and build giant roller coasters that go through lava pits and shark-infested waters!

Our researchers have analyzed all the land types in the game and found the best spots to build your epic bases. We even have special topographical gradients that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We have insane ecosystem service interactions that will make you question reality. Join now for a wild ride and never look back!

best survival server server minecraft

best, Minecraft, Server, survival server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9801
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9339
Crops Grown:	4739	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

The description of the server server “Best West Server” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Zeemsa.aternos.me:14763

Intermission Realm 1.20.5

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5494
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, no cap! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, this server is like a virtual party where you can vibe with the coolest peeps around. We got streams for days, from birthdays to debuts, and even 3D live events that will blow your mind. Plus, we got merch that will make you look fly as heck while you’re mining those diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the baubau-related content – it’s like a whole new world of awesomeness. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s get this party started! 🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness

CraftyThiefShame

Accountability, California laws, Christian beliefs, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyThiefShame, Ethics, friendship, Honesty, justification, morality, premarital sex, relationships, Shoplifting, social contracts, Support, theft, Understanding, VALUES, white privilege

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	142
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and questionable decisions!

We have a community of players who are experts in the art of getting away with mischief, just like our friend from California who loves to shoplift for fun. Who needs to follow the rules when you can bend them to your will?

And if you’re looking for love, our server is the perfect place to find someone who appreciates a good rebel. Just like our friend’s crush who broke off contact when she found out about the shoplifting. But hey, who needs someone who can’t handle a little risk-taking, am I right?

Join us and learn valuable life lessons, like how to keep things to yourself and lie more effectively. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can embrace your wild side and let your creativity run wild.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might even find a partner in crime who shares your love for breaking the rules.

StarvingSMP: NoTofuPlz

culinary dislikes, culinary preferences, diet choices, dietary restrictions, emergency situations, exotic cuisine, extreme circumstances, extreme hunger, Food, food aversions, food phobias, gross foods, Hunger, limited options, never eat, NoTofuPlz, picky eater, STARVING, StarvingSMP, Survival, taboo foods, unusual delicacies

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4847
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8877
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, like who even needs regular food when you have those, am I right? And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical pig named Bob. I know, crazy right? So come join us and let’s conquer this world together, because why eat regular food when you can feast on enchanted golden apples all day long, amirite? #MinecraftSMPGoals #BobTheMagicalPigFTW 😂🐷🍎💎🔥🌌🚀

CraftyUkrainians

Awareness, Bravery, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, eastern europe, Hardship, Humanity, international community, Invasion, Life, occupation, perspective, reddit, resilience, Russian Invasion, solidarity, Struggle, Support, Survival, ukrainians, War

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7661
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	37	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Zombie Dances:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Are you tired of dealing with Russian invasions in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can finally fight back against those pesky invaders in a virtual world! Build your own Ukrainian stronghold, gather resources to fend off the enemy, and show those Russians who’s boss! Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with hidden treasures and a never-ending supply of borscht. Join now and let’s make Ukraine great again, one block at a time!

RentSeeker Minecraft Server

Asia, Diplomacy, economic power, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, hegemony, influence, international community, international relations, LANDLORD, Minecraft, Perception, power dynamics, regional dynamics, Rent, RentSeeker, Server, Singapore, Southeast Asia, SUPERPOWER, U.S

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5156
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Falling into the Void:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Emeralds Found:	3629	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DA CRAZIEST SHIZZ GOIN ON! WE GOT PIGS FLYIN AND CREEPERS DANCIN! U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE!

DIS SERVER IS LIKE IF A UNICORN AND A DRAGON HAD A BABY AND THAT BABY WAS A MINECRAFT SERVER! U CAN FIGHT ZOMBIES WITH A CARROT AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH A SQUID!

PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE U CAN FIND DIAMONDS AND GOLD GALORE! AND IF U JOIN NOW, U GET A FREE PET CHICKEN THAT LAYS GOLDEN EGGS!

SO COME ON DOWN TO DIS WACKY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE THE FUN NEVER STOPS AND THE ADVENTURES ARE ENDLESS! U WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!

PutinCraft2020

Alliance, Ally, America, controversial, cooperation, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Politics, Presidency, putin, Putin’s Russia, PutinCraft2020, russia, trump, Trump administration, united states, world news

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9639
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magic Items Found:	4001
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

join our minecraft server and be part of the most epic adventure ever! we have dragons that shoot out rainbow lasers and unicorns that poop out diamonds.

build your own castle made out of marshmallows and defend it from a horde of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the server.

explore our vast world filled with floating islands made of cotton candy and oceans of soda pop.

team up with other players to defeat the ultimate boss, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle.

come join us and experience the craziest and most hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

StressBrain AutoPilot

Autopilot, autopilot mode, behavior patterns, brain activity, brain function, brain pathways, chronic stress, cognitive function, Decision making, habitual behaviors, mental health, mouse studies, nerve cells, neuroscience, stress effects, stress effects on brain, stress impact, Stress Management, stress research, stress response, StressBrain, thoughtful choices

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6161
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Mines Excavated:	4059
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers out there! Ever feel like your brain is on autopilot and you just can’t make a good decision to save your life? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky Minecraft server where chronic stress is the name of the game! Our nerve-cell ‘highways’ will have you feeling like you’re on a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through our insane challenges and obstacles.

Forget thoughtful choices, we want you to embrace your inner crazy and let loose on our server. Who needs rational decision-making when you can just go with the flow and see where the stress takes you?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride on the most chaotic Minecraft server out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new side of yourself you never knew existed! Let the stress take over and let’s get this party started!