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CraftyHamasInfiltrate Minecraft Server

Accountability, aid organization, Corruption, CraftyHamasInfiltrate, Gaza Strip, Hamas, humanitarian crisis, Infiltration, investigation, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, misconduct, palestinian refugees, political bias, Report, scandal, Server, Terrorism, transparency, UN Watch, united nations, United Nations Relief and Works Agency, UNRWA

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8084
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

so, like, this server is like, totally wild, dude. we got UNRWA letting Hamas come in and play some Minecraft, can you believe it? like, they’re sneaking in and causing chaos, it’s a total party, man. you gotta join this server if you wanna see some crazy stuff go down. like, UN Watch is all over this, reporting on all the madness. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form. come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

MachadoCraft: OppoLeader vs Griefers

anti-government, authoritarian regime, Caracas, Crisis, Democracy, freedom of speech, Government, Griefers, HUMAN RIGHTS, Latin America, leaving march, machado, MachadoCraft, Nicolas Maduro, OppoLeader, opposition leader, opposition movement, Political unrest, protest, social justice, south america, Venezuela, violently intercepted

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9070
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	498
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we got Venezuela opposition leader Machado running around getting “violently intercepted” left and right! it’s a wild ride, folks. maybe you’ll get to witness some epic battles between Machado and the marchers. who knows, anything can happen on this server! so come on and join the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast! 🤪🤣🎮 #minecraftmadness #violentinterceptions #jointhefun

Heat Limit Collapse – Minecraft

#sustainability, Biodiversity, carbon footprint, climate change, climate-driven collapse, collapse, conservation, ecological balance, ecosystems, environmental crisis, Environmental Protection, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, Heat, heat limits, Humanity, Limit, Minecraft, Risk, species, sudden collapse, Temperatures, thermal tolerances, urgent action

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1227
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

so, like, this server is like, the coolest place to be, dude. like, we got species reaching their heat limits and stuff, it’s like a wild party up in here.

if you wanna see ecosystems at risk of sudden climate-driven collapse, then this is the place for you. it’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, man.

without deep and rapid cuts to greenhouse gas emissions, you’ll see clustered thermal tolerances that will blow your mind. it’s like a sci-fi movie, but in Minecraft form.

so, like, come join us on this crazy adventure and see the ecosystems on which humanity depends. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

Crimson Realm 170 1.21.3

1.21.3, 170 MTL, circle, circle 170 MTL, Crimson, freshman, freshman time, Guilty, Guilty Circle, guilty circle 170, mtl, MTL freshman, Realm, Time, time guilty circle

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9321
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Hey you, yeah you! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our crazy, wacky world where pigs fly and creepers dance!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, and our community is as wild as a pack of rabid wolves!

Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds like a boss, and battle epic bosses that will make your head spin!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

ExFiancéFiasco Minecraft Server

Cheating, Closure, Communication, Conversation, Defending, disowned, double standards, dynamic, ex-fiancé, ExFiancéFiasco, family drama, Frustration, Homophobia, loveless marriage, Minecraft, parents, regret, relationship, Server, Sexuality, sister, VIOLATION, Wedding

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8640
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	409
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further! Our server is like a peaceful oasis in a sea of chaos, just like how I cut off my cheating ex and my cheating parents. Join us and leave all the cheating drama behind!

But wait, there’s more! Just like how my sister tried to defend my cheating ex by bringing up her sexuality, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in while exploring our virtual world?

So come join us and leave all the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape reality and just have a good time. Plus, we promise there will be no cheating involved – unless, of course, you count cheating at building the best Minecraft creations!

DreamJobOrDieMC

business owner, career advancement, creative work, delicate equipment, dream job, DreamJobOrDieMC, ethical dilemma, family business, graphic designer, job hunting, job satisfaction, job training, livelihood collapse, loyalty, print shop, Quality Control, Retirement, small town, specialized training, underpaid

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4104
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	28	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Void Armor Forged:	30	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Are you tired of working for a despicable boss who is running the business into the ground faster than you can say “plotter”? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of the print shop world!

On our server, you can design and print to your heart’s content without any control freaks breathing down your neck. Our inks are top-notch, our paper is high-quality, and our plotter is a whopping 3.2 meters long (because size matters, right?).

But wait, there’s more! We offer specialized training in printer operation that is so delicate, it’ll make your college courses look like child’s play. Plus, our cutting plotter recalibrates itself because we believe in making your life easier, not harder.

So say goodbye to your old boss and hello to a world of endless creativity and fun on our Minecraft server. Who needs a job when you can build your dream world pixel by pixel? Join us now and let your imagination run wild!

BlockyBanditsMC

BIZARRE, BlockyBanditsMC, controversial, Ethics, gray area, Legal, loopholes, morality, norms, odd, peculiar, peculiarly legal, Questionable, regulations, rules, society, strange, Surprising, taboo, Unconventional, unexpected, UNUSUAL

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8631
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Votes:	3387	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Have you ever wanted to punch a tree and have it magically turn into wood? Or dig straight down into the ground without fear of falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a house made entirely of diamonds? Why not! On our server, anything is possible.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of friendly zombies who just want to dance, and a mountain made entirely of cake. Yes, you heard that right, a CAKE MOUNTAIN.

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

EUkraine Minecraft Server

Alliance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, crisis management., Decision making, Diplomacy, EU, EUkraine, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, government relations, international relations, intervention, Kallas, leadership, Minecraft, Server, solidarity, Support, Ukraine, US

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4125
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6360	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

so, liek, u know dat place Ukraine? well, dis server is liek da Ukraine of Minecraft servers, except way cooler. if u join, u can help us take da lead and be da boss of all da other players.

we got crazy builds, like a giant potato castle and a roller coaster dat goes through a lava pit. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest items and treasures.

if u join, u can be part of our epic quest to defeat da evil Ender Dragon and save da world of Minecraft. plus, if da US ain’t willing to help, we’ll step up and be da heroes. so come join us and be part of something truly epic!

NukeRescueCraft

ABDUCT, abduction, extremist group, global concern, government response, hostage situation, international crisis., KIDNAPPING, Nuclear Scientists, NukeRescueCraft, Pakistan, Pakistani Taliban, plea for help, plea for intervention, rescue mission, scientists, security threat, seeking help, Terrorism, urgent assistance, Video

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	518
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the Pakistani Taliban is getting in on the action? Yeah, you heard me right! These crazy dudes abducted 14 nuclear scientists just to get a sneak peek at the epic builds on this server. They even released a video begging for help because they couldn’t handle the awesomeness!

Join us now for a chance to build alongside some of the most hardcore players out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the attention of some international terrorists while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Come on down and let’s make some explosive memories together!

Kangaroo Apocalypse Server

Apocalypse, Kangaroo, Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7545
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

join our epic minecraft server and help us uncover the truth about the extinction of giant kangaroos in australia! maybe it wasnt climate change, maybe it was a secret society of evil players who wanted all the kangaroos for themselves!

explore our vast world filled with ancient ruins and mysterious caves, where you can uncover hidden treasures and battle fierce mobs. team up with other players to solve the mystery and save the kangaroos from extinction!

but beware, the evil players will stop at nothing to keep their secret safe. they will try to sabotage your mission and protect their precious kangaroo army. can you outsmart them and save the day?

join now and be a hero in the most bizarre and hilarious minecraft server ever created! kangaroos need you, player!

The Vanilla Chaos

Adventure, Anarchy, bedrock, building, Chaos, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, java, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2755
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Animals Bred:	161	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Overview
Server Type	Anarchy Hardcore
Rules	No rules
IP/Host	149.56.45.5 or thevanillachaos.com
Moderation	Only for server stability

FAQ

What is an Anarchy Hardcore Server?

An anarchy hardcore server is a type of minecraft server where there are no rules and the gameplay is at the hardest difficulty level.

Are IPs logged on this server?

No, IPs are not logged on this server.

Is this a vanilla server?

Yes, this is a pure vanilla server with no modifications or optimizations.

What do moderators do on this server?

Moderators only intervene to restore server stability, they do not enforce any rules or restrictions on gameplay.

Can I join this server and play with friends?

Yes, you can join the server with friends and play together, just keep in mind there are no rules so anything goes.

How do I connect to the server?

You can connect using the IP address 149.56.45.5 or thevanillachaos.com

What happens if the server gets popular?

If the server gains a community, decisions on the future direction of the server will be made collectively.

Lush Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, corporate vtubers, Corpos, expecting mothers, fertility, Fertility Thread, Haven, indie vtubers, indies, Lush, maternal figures, Motherhood, motherly, motherly vtubers, Nurturing, nurturing community, nurturing content, Pregnancy, pregnancy content, Pregnant, virtual motherhood, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5228
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Farms Harvested:	271

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got pregnant, motherly, and nurturing vtubers up in there! And get this, all indies and corpos are welcome too! It’s like a virtual daycare center meets corporate boardroom, but in Minecraft form. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

DadBucks4Lunch

behind on payments, BIRTHDAYS, child support, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, custody, DadBucks4Lunch, Divorce, ex husband, family outing, Fatherhood, financial responsibility, financial struggles, garnishment, music career, Nashville, needs vs wants, parenting challenges, visitation, waterpark

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	701
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3815	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s “music career” in Nashville? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than trying to get your ex to pay child support!

Our server is so lit, even your ex’s grandfather is paying child support for him just to keep him out of jail. And guess what? We accept all forms of payment, even if it’s coming from your ex’s long-lost great aunt twice removed.

Need a break from dealing with your ex’s shenanigans? Come join us for some epic adventures and build a virtual world that’s more stable than your ex’s finances. Plus, we promise not to ask for lunch money back, even if you claim we took your whole paycheck.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind!

NewYearNoms Minecraft SMP

2021, Appetite, Beginning, Breakfast, brunch, DELICIOUS, Early, Eating, first bite, first meal, Food, fresh start, Hungry, Meal, Minecraft, morning, new beginnings, New Year, NewYearNoms, resolution, smp, Start, Tasty

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8426
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server because we have the most lit food fights ever! Like, last week someone threw a whole cake at someone’s face and it was hilarious! Plus, our admins are like, super cool and they give out diamond armor like it’s candy. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where we all dance with creepers. It’s wild, man. So come join us and let’s make this year the craziest one yet! #foodfight #diamondarmor #discofever

BlockyStageJitters

advice, anxiety, Audience, BlockyStageJitters, Body language, breathing exercises, Communication, Confidence, eye contact, fear, nerves, positive thinking, Practice, Preparation, presentation, public speaking, self-assurance, self-confidence, stage fright, Tips, Visualization

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9829
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, or even have a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies. Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, so be prepared for the unexpected!

And if you’re nervous about presenting in front of an audience, don’t worry! Our server is the perfect place to practice your public speaking skills. Imagine giving a presentation to a group of talking cows or singing creepers – you’ll be a pro in no time!

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a wild and unforgettable experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your sense of adventure!

Players:	103/200	Votes:	3363
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	New Chunks Explored:	43032
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dimension Hops:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Void Armor Forged:	22
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5