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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 95 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 8 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 319 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ONCE YOU JOIN, YOU’LL BE TRANSPORTED TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE LLAMAS WEAR TOP HATS AND PIGS FLY (LITERALLY)! YOU’LL BE ABLE TO RIDE A CHICKEN INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF HOARDS OF EVIL CREEPERS WITH NOTHING BUT A CARROT!
BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! OUR SERVER IS ALSO HOME TO THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-BACON, A RARE AND DELICIOUS TREAT THAT WILL GIVE YOU SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH AND THE ABILITY TO TAME WILD WOLVES WITH JUST A GLANCE!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EMBARK ON THE WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! (AND YES, WE’LL KNOW IF YOU’RE CIRCUMCISED OR NOT)