ChuwiCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Gura’s Profit Quest 1.20

Affiliate, chloe, CONTENT, dramafags, Effort, encores, gura, Guras, Hololive TCG, Members Only, outfit merch, paychecks, Pop-up merch, profit, PROFITS, Promoted, Quest, Valentines, voice packs

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8126
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	561	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Crops Grown:	1773

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion!

We may not have 2025 Valentine’s voice packs, but we do have pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds!

Forget about new outfit merch, on our server, you can dress up your character in a potato sack and call it fashion!

Who needs Valentine pop-up merch when you can build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit and a water park at the same time?

Members-only encores? Nah, we have spontaneous dance parties with creepers and skeletons!

Don’t worry about paychecks, on our server, the currency is made of cookies and you can buy a mansion with just one bite!

So join us now and experience the madness that is our Minecraft server!

TravelingTrollDen

Accommodation, aita, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, cousin, Decision making, Expectations, family, INDEPENDENCE, Job, last minute, living situation, long-term stay, looking for apartment, rent free, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Traveling, TravelingTrollDen

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3674
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Crops Grown:	9423
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the craziest living situations! Join us and experience the thrill of kicking out your freeloading cousin and her boyfriend who refuse to get a job or apartment. Will they survive in the wild world of Minecraft without your generosity? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! As you travel for your job, you’ll encounter epic quests and challenges that will test your survival skills. Can you navigate through treacherous terrain and fend off creepers while dealing with family drama back home? Join now and find out!

So why wait? Join our server and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who needs a rent-free living situation when you have the excitement of our server waiting for you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

TeaAndCrumpets Minecraft SMP

BBC, Biscuits, British, Cozy, crumpets, culture, fireplace, football, garden, History, home, Kettle, Manners, Minecraft, Monarchy, raincoat, roast dinner, scones, smp, tea, TeaAndCrumpets, tradition, Umbrella

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2987
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	338	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	4847
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Oi mate, let me tell ya about this sick Minecraft SMP server I found, innit. It’s like a bloody treasure hunt, I swear on me mum’s life. You gotta dig through all these crazy biomes to find the rarest loot, like diamonds and emeralds and even enchanted golden apples. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can trade with villagers for OP gear. It’s like a black market, but for Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! The server owner is actually a wizard who can summon dragons and make it rain diamonds. I heard he once turned a griefer into a chicken and made him lay eggs for eternity. It’s mental, I tell ya.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, there’s a rumor going around that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, waiting to challenge any player brave enough to face him. I heard he once pranked a whole village by replacing all their torches with TNT. Classic Herobrine, am I right?

So yeah, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and experience all the madness for yourself, hit me up for the server IP. Just make sure you bring your A-game and a sense of humor, ’cause things are gonna get wild. Cheers, mate!

Satan’sCraft: Hellbound Rebellion

Afterlife, Christianity, Devil, disobeying, divine justice, Eternal Damnation, FAITH, GOD, Hell, Hellbound, moral dilemmas, moral judgment., punishment, Rebellion, religious beliefs, religious hypocrisy, religious questioning, Satan, SatansCraft, Sin, Sinners, spiritual consequences, theology

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3028
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2558
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer life’s burning questions like “Why would Satan burn you in hell for disobeying the same god he disobeyed?” Join us and find out the hilarious truth behind this age-old mystery!

Our server is so lit, even Satan himself is jealous of our fire pits. We have epic quests that will have you questioning your sanity, like finding the lost diamond pickaxe of the legendary Steve or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot.

But don’t worry, we also have chill zones where you can relax and hang out with other players, like our enchanted forest filled with dancing cows or our underwater city where mermaids trade diamonds for fish.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the secret to why Satan is so salty about disobeying the big man upstairs. It’s a hell of a good time!

Pass String City

alphanumeric passwords, city, Cyber Security, Data Protection, internet safety, online security, pass, pass-strings, passphrases, password best practices, password complexity, password management, password policies, password protection, password requirements, password security, password strength, passwords, secure passwords, SECURITY, special symbols, String, strong passwords

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2695
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	939277
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build a house made entirely of cheese blocks and ride on giant flying pigs as your mode of transportation. we have a secret underground disco cave where all the mobs like to bust a move and show off their sick dance moves. also, every full moon, the creepers turn into friendly kittens that follow you around and give you gifts. oh, and did we mention that the diamonds in this server sparkle like glitter and make you invincible? so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even turning a chicken into a superhero with laser eyes.

Goon MC

Adventure, Anarchy, Boss, Community, Creative, Custom, Dungeon, Economy, Events, Explore, Factions, Loot, Minigames, Mob, PvP, Quest, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Village

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5210
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Do you want to go in Minecraft? Then play now on GooonMC!

Build a house quietly, or fight violently? It’s all possible!

161.97.164.89:6969

Wolfland

Auctions, Community, Cross-Play, custom enchantments, Custom Features, Discord, Economy, installments, Jobs, MINAS, Minecraft, Missions, multiplayer, Plots, Protections, PvP, Server, Sin PVP, Store, Survival, Teams, Wolfland

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8124
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Ores Mined:	8162	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

A new survival server with plots!

Has: – Custom enchantments – Installments – Protections – Jobs – Missions – Store – Teams – Minas PVP y Sin PVP – Auctions – And much more!

Visit our discord for greater information

play.wolfland.pro:25828

Eternal Realm of Shadows 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, body image, Bottom Bitch, degrading, EMBARRASSING, empowerment, ETERNAL, fear, healing, Insecurity, mental health, porn, Realm, self esteem, self love, self worth, sexual identity, Sexuality, shadows, shame, Support, Therapy, undignifying

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8918
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about being a bottom bitch! We have epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you feel like a top dog. Say goodbye to those embarrassing thoughts and hello to a world where you can be anything you want, except a bottom bitch. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CatCraftPartyPalooza

accommodations, Allergies, Boundaries, cat, CatCraftPartyPalooza, Communication, compromise, consideration, friend’s birthday, friendship, Guilt, Hosting, House, INCONVENIENCE, mutual friends, Party, pet owner, Planning, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Understanding

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	712
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Are you tired of boring birthday parties in small apartments? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can throw the wildest birthday parties in virtual houses without worrying about cat allergies ruining the fun!

Forget about driving for hours to leave your cat with your parents, on our server, your virtual cat can stay safely locked upstairs while you party downstairs with your friends. And don’t worry about cleaning up the next day, our virtual houses magically clean themselves!

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual party experience, where drama with friends is just a chat message away! Who needs real-life parties when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started!

SkillForgetCraft – “Because who needs skills when you have Minecraft?”

Adaptability, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive function, Decision making, forgetting skills, Learning process, letting go, Memory Loss, mental clarity, mental flexibility, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, Prioritizing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, skill development, skill retention, SkillForgetCraft, Skills

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3909
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Dragons Tamed:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
New Chunks Explored:	490113	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Are you tired of being good at everything? Well, on our Minecraft server, we make sure you forget one of your skills every time you log in! Imagine trying to build a house with no building skills or fighting off mobs with no combat skills – it’s chaos and we love it! Join us for a wild ride of forgetting skills and embracing the chaos in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs skills anyway when you have pure chaos and laughter? Join now and see which skill you’ll forget next!

Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4102
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Divine Spears Created:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	500
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1588
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	1876	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9963
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Votes:	4516
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Villages Defended:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7548
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Buildings Constructed:	44
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

Players:	94/100	Votes:	358
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3