Chuuba Chuckles Minecraft Server

10 seconds, absurd humor, Absurdity, BROKE, chuckles, chuuba, clipniggers, comedy, Comment, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet culture, LAUGHING, meme, Minecraft, OMG, reaction, Server, social media, Video, viral

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	925
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Farms Harvested:	141	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Love Letters Sent:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come charging at you, demanding to be sheared for their magical wool. Or how about the time a group of friendly creepers threw a surprise birthday party for one lucky player, complete with exploding confetti and cake?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chuuba, a mischievous Minecraft deity who roams the land causing chaos and laughter wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can make Chuuba laugh for 10 seconds straight, he’ll grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops).

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Just remember to watch out for those clipniggers, they’re a sneaky bunch.

NovaCraft Server: No US Booze Allowed!

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4501
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3

New Minecraft Servers

hey u! ya u! r u tired of playin on lame minecraft servers with no fun? well do i have the server for u! come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground bar in nova scotia!

that’s right, we have our own liquor corporation in minecraft! we’ll be takin out all the u.s. alcohol from the store shelves cuz we only drink the finest minecraft brews! come join us for a wild time and get drunk on virtual drinks while buildin epic castles and fightin off creepers!

why join our server, u ask? well, where else can u find a minecraft server with a secret underground bar run by a liquor corporation in nova scotia? plus, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers! come join us for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

RedStateLiquorBanCraft

alcohol, B.C, Ban, Canada, countermeasures, Economy, Exports, Government, Imports, international relations, North America, Political, PREMIER, red-state liquor, RedStateLiquorBanCraft, restrictions, RETALIATION, trade agreements, trade war, U.S. tariffs, united states

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4370
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	477	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7528
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

so, like, this server is lit af, fam. we got all the craziest shizz goin’ down, like, for real. our admin is, like, a wizard or somethin’, always pullin’ off these sick events and buildin’ the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.

plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.

seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Canopy

16+, armor stands, campground, CANOPY, Discord, dynamic map, Dynmap, Farms, hard mode, Invisible item frames, land protecting, mobhead drops, new hats, new map, Paper, Semi Vanilla, shopping mall, Teleport, Tpa, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3295
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Server Name	CanopyMC
Player Age	Early to mid-20’s
Server Type	Hermitcraft-like, Vanilla
Server Version	1.21.0
Server Mode	Hard Mode Survival

Overview:

We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our server is vanilla with a few plugins for moderation. We host fun events each week and offer a soft border, semi-vanilla experience, dynamic map, new hats, datapacks, and more for our players.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join us by connecting to the server IP: canopymc.net or by joining our Discord server at https://canopymc.net/discord

Q: What is the average age of players on the server?

A: The average player age is early to mid-20’s.

Q: What plugins do you have on the server?

A: We only have plugins for moderation purposes and to enhance the vanilla experience. We do not have plugins that alter vanilla mechanics or provide teleportation abilities.

Q: What type of events do you host?

A: We typically host fun events each week for our players to enjoy and participate in.

Q: Can I explore beyond the soft border?

A: Yes, you can explore beyond the soft border, but keep in mind that everything outside the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content.

Q: Are there community builds on the server?

A: Yes, we have community builds including a shopping mall, campground, farms, and more for players to collaborate on.

Q: What is included in the datapacks on the server?

A: Our datapacks include features such as Armor Stands, Mobhead drops, invisible item frames, and more to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: How can I view everyone’s builds in real time?

A: You can view the dynamic map of the server at https://canopymc.net/map

Day of Retarded Country 1.21.1

1.21.1, Country, Day, retarded

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1039
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Yo, bro, if you wanna escape the madness of this messed up world, come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got creepers blowing up left and right, just like the chaos in your country! It’s a total shitshow, but in a fun way, you know? Plus, our players are as crazy as the politicians in your government, so you’ll fit right in! Join us and let’s push some virtual shit together, bro!

Gifts & Giggles Minecraft Server

avoidance, Closure, Communication Issues, emotional baggage, emotional connection, emotional manipulation, emotional turmoil, ghosting, gift giving, Gifts, giggles, hookup, letting go, Minecraft, mixed signals, moving on, one sided relationship, personal boundaries, personal growth, relationships, Self Respect, Server, Trauma

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2217
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Just like the intense relationship in this story, our server will have you feeling all the feels. From deep emotional connections to sudden betrayals, you’ll never know what to expect next.

And just like the protagonist in this tale, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions. Will you give in to the drama or rise above it like a true blocky hero?

Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s more dramatic than a creeper explosion! Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

DebtFreeCraft

budgeting, DEBT, DebtFreeCraft, family, family dynamics, Family Support, financial advisor, financial freedom, financial habits, financial help, financial responsibility, financial struggle, gambling problem, Guilt, paycheck to paycheck, personal finance, selfish, sibling, sibling relationships, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2366
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mines Excavated:	4093	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1758
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in financial freedom and not bailing out your brother’s gambling debts! Join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and crazy adventures.

Reasons to join: – No obligation to help family members with their financial woes – Budgeting and financial advice available in-game – Build your dream virtual world without worrying about real-life debt

Join us now and escape the drama of family financial disputes! Who needs real money problems when you can have virtual riches in our Minecraft server? Let’s block and roll!

TouchyMen Minecraft SMP

Affection, back rubs, Bonding, Communication, Cuddling, DATING, emotional connection, hand holding, holding hands, Hugging, Intimacy, Kissing, long-term relationships, love language, massages, Men, Minecraft, physical touch, relationships, romance, smp, TouchyMen, Understanding

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9701
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Potions Brewed:	174	Endless Night Skies:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds.

Join our server for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in your pixelated life. We have dragons that shoot lasers out of their eyes, flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret society of llamas who control the economy of the server with their llama trading cards. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, last guy wished for a million chickens and now his house is covered in feathers).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most mind-blowing, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play on. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in that case, maybe stay away).

MineCraftLoveCraft

Commitment, compatibility, Connection, deep connection, destiny, forever.., Happiness, intuition, Life Partner, long term, love, Marriage, MineCraftLoveCraft, Partnership, relationships, Significant Other, signs, soulmate, special bond, true love, Trust

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3777
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9039	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	29	New Chunks Explored:	524725
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of endlessly searching for “the one” in Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate matchmaker!

Join us and you’ll know you’ve found “the one” when you stumble upon a rare enchanted diamond pickaxe that whispers sweet nothings to you as you mine. Or maybe it’s when you come across a village of friendly villagers who all want to be your best friend and shower you with gifts.

But the real sign that you’ve found “the one” on our server is when you meet a mysterious player who turns out to be a secret Minecraft mastermind, guiding you through epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and friendship.

So why waste time on other servers when you can find true love and adventure on ours? Join now and let the quest for “the one” begin!

Who will go to the DS of the OP server minecraft

Anarchy, Aternos, Ban, banner, Clans, classic, description, ds, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Existence, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, idea.., image, Lazy, Minecraft, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Registration, No Wipes, op, Pirate, Players, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, rules, Russian, Server, server based, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, WIP, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher, world, Years

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9463
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	196	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2525
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

The minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world is never dropped, PVP, the absence of any rules. You cannot ban you for any reason.

At the same time, imagine, over many years of existence on the server, there has never been a wip.

162.19.20.147:2006

Avalon

armor, avalon, cleric, Crafting, custom skills, Evil, guardian, Kingdom, Loot drops, Mage, magic spells, marksman, Minecraft, paladin, Questing, Rogue, secret, smp, Summoner, Towny, warrior, weapons

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2012
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Avalon Minecraft Server

Overview

Server Trailer	Watch Here
Tiktok	Check Out Here
Server IP	defend.avalon.today

Avalon is Under Attack!

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. Join a kingdom or create your own to fight evil and conquer the Great Evil. Avalon is an mmoRPG with elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft. Experience over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of storyline, 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops!

Features

Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman
NPC-based Questing
Keep Inventory enabled
Custom Skills and Magic Spells

Server Rules

No griefing or stealing
No scamming
Be respectful
Be ethical
Use common sense

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Avalon?	Avalon is an mmoRPG Minecraft server with elements from various RPG games.
How many classes can you choose from?	You can choose from 7 different classes to become the ultimate Guardian.

Dreamscape Realm 1.21.1

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9941
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Yo, bro, listen up! Do you like Minecraft? Do you like getting lost in a digital world where you can build whatever the heck you want? Well, then you gotta join this server, man! It’s like a magical wonderland where your wildest dreams come true.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. And then you realize you can ride them into battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with swords. It’s like a fever dream, but in a good way!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden dimension where everything is made of candy. You can frolic through fields of cotton candy and swim in rivers of chocolate. It’s like Willy Wonka’s factory on steroids!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most mind-bending, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but in a good way!

ScareBuster Minecraft Server

brain turns off, Communication, compromise, Home office, Knock, Minecraft, motion activated door chime, Motion Sensor, noise maker, office, over the top, partner, reaction, scare, ScareBuster, Server, solution, startle, Therapist, Trauma, Work Day, work from home

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6993
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Runes Activated:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of personal space and boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual office space, where you can work in peace without the fear of being scared by your partner.

Join us and never worry about jump scares again! Our server is equipped with motion sensor door chimes to alert you when someone is approaching, so you can prepare yourself for any potential scares. Say goodbye to shaking for hours after a scare and hello to a stress-free work environment.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate peace of mind while you mine and craft to your heart’s content. Don’t be the asshole who misses out on this amazing opportunity!

DadTenantDoorDrama

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation avoidance, DadTenantDoorDrama, door opening, DOORBELL, home entrance, home security, in-person delivery, LANDLORD, mailbox, people pleaser, politeness, privacy, rent check, rental agreement, rental property, Respect, Tenant, tenant relationships

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4260
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Enchantments Applied:	243
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts!

So, picture this: you’re living in a rental property in the game, and you have these two tenants, Mary and Juan. Mary is all chill, dropping off her rent in the mailbox like a pro. But Juan? Oh boy, Juan is a whole other story.

Juan refuses to use the mailbox because he’s convinced someone is out to steal his rent check. So instead, he insists on hand-delivering it in person. And get this – he doesn’t even wait for you to open the door! He just barges right in like he owns the place, all while you’re up on the top floor trying to figure out what the heck is going on.

But fear not, dear players! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of dealing with a virtual Juan who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal space. Will you confront him like a boss or continue to let him invade your virtual home? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and let the chaos ensue. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a heated confrontation with a pixelated Juan who just can’t take a hint. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

RedFlagSMP – IgnoredWarnings

dating advice, denial, hindsight, ignored, IgnoredWarnings, overlooked signs, past relationship, red flag, red flags in a partner, red flags in a romantic relationship, red flags in dating, red flags in love, red flags not to ignore, red flags to watch out for, RedFlagSMP, relationship advice, relationship mistakes, Relationship Red Flags, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationship, warning signals, warning signs

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	822
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I joined once. So like, I was just minding my own business, mining some diamonds and stuff, when this dude comes up to me and is like “Join our server bro, we have flying pigs and rainbow sheep!” And I was like, heck yeah, I wanna see them flying pigs!

But then things got even weirder, like there was this secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats and monocles, and they were all speaking in British accents. And then the owner of the server was like “If you wanna stay here, you gotta wear a chicken suit at all times.” So I was running around in a chicken suit, trying to fight off creepers and stuff, it was wild man.

But the final straw was when they told me that the only way to level up was to do interpretive dance in front of a giant statue of a potato. I was like, nah man, I can’t be doing that, I got dignity! So I left that server faster than you can say “creeper aw man”. But hey, if you’re into that kind of crazy shenanigans, you should totally join, it’s a trip and a half!

BlockyNightmare

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2223
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	143	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	280	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in the same old boring caves? Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of hunting down rare ores in a haunted mansion filled with spooky skeletons and ghostly creepers! The only job you’ll have here is having a blast!

Forget about boring old villages and farms, on our server, you can become a professional llama tamer and ride into battle on the backs of your trusty steeds! Who needs a job when you can be a llama wrangler extraordinaire?

Join our server today and leave your boring job behind. Who needs to work in a cubicle when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom, complete with a pet dragon and a diamond-encrusted throne? Say goodbye to your worst job ever and hello to a world of endless adventure and hilarity!