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the united states may have the highest player count, but don’t worry, other nations are catching up fast! join now and be part of the alarming surge of fun and excitement. who needs to worry about real life problems when you can escape to our virtual world and build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content?

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Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Mythical Quests Completed: 20
Wilderness Tamed: 10 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Potions Brewed: 112
Horror Stories Survived: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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