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DILF Oasis: Zoomer Haven 1.20.6

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5112
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Yo, listen up fam, this Minecraft server is like a total vibe for all the DILFs out there. But wait, there’s more – we’ve got a bunch of Zoomer whores running around too! It’s like a crazy party up in here, you won’t know what hit you.

Join us if you want to experience the wildest Minecraft server ever, where the DILFs reign supreme and the Zoomer whores are always causing chaos. It’s a non-stop ride of madness and mayhem, and you won’t want to miss out.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see what all the hype is about. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

StayAtHomeSteve – Minecraft SMP

Alone Time, avoiding crowds, comfort zone, fear of judgment, homebody, Introvert, introverted lifestyle, mental health, Minecraft, peace and quiet, personal choice, Preference, Relaxation, self-care, smp, social anxiety, social gatherings, Social Interaction, socializing, solitude, stay at home, StayAtHomeSteve

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3046
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, if you’re not joining this server, you’re missing out on the biggest party in town. We’ve got llamas that can do the cha-cha, villagers that tell the best dad jokes, and a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a pack of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of karate. They will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your day. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and obsidian. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, but with more explosions.

So why are you still sitting at home, twiddling your thumbs? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community on the internet. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the next family reunion.

CraftyDreams

bedtime checklist, bedtime essentials, bedtime habits, bedtime must-do, bedtime must-haves, bedtime musts, bedtime necessities, bedtime practices, bedtime prep, bedtime preparation, bedtime rituals, bedtime routine, bedtime traditions, CraftyDreams, must-do before bed, nightly habits, nighttime routine

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2279
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	63	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	4736
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Join our Minecraft server, where you can build a virtual pillow fort before logging off for the night! Our server is so cozy, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the fluffiest pillow fort, you’ll unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds in the game. So come join us and get ready for a night of building, mining, and pillow fighting!

Joining Blocks, Splitting Pixels

ANNIVERSARIES, BIRTHDAYS, blocks, CELEBRATIONS, commemorate, couples, family, Friends, Happiness, Joined, JOINING, love, Marriage, Memories, Milestones, Partnerships, pixels, reflections, relationships, Separated, significant events, special occasions, splitting, Unity

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3843
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Void Gems Collected:	21
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

join dis epic minecraft server where you can celebrate both anniversaries and birthdays at da same time! we got a special plugin dat makes it so when you log on, you get a cake and a present!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground party room where you can dance with creepers and skeletons! and if you find da hidden chest, you get a diamond sword dat shoots fireworks!

if you join dis server, you will become da ultimate party animal of minecraft! come join us and let’s celebrate like it’s 1999!

Bonobos Help Humans | Mind Theory Server

Altruism, Animal Behavior, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal intelligence, animal psychology, animal research, ape behavior, bonobos, cognitive development., Cognitive science, Empathy, empathy in animals, evolutionary psychology, human-animal interaction, humans, Mind, primate intelligence, Server, social awareness, social cognition, theory, theory of mind

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8080
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	204
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where bonobos are, like, ur buddies? well, on this server, these cheeky monkeys are, like, always there to help u out when u bein’ all clueless and stuff. they got this crazy “theory of mind” thing goin’ on, so they know when u don’t know what ur doin’ and they be all like, “yo, lemme show u how to build that epic castle, bro.” it’s, like, a whole new level of teamwork, man. so come join us and let the bonobos guide u to victory in the wackiest way possible!

moskvarussia2b2t server minecraft

179718, 20625794, Adult, Anarchy, banner, Deception, description, image, JPG, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, moskvarussia2b2t, Prize, PvP, RU, Server, Servers, Storage, tags

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1878
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Hello people, this is my adult server anarchy and PVP and much more there will be a prize there if you come without deception

Russiamoskva2b2t.aternos.me:30770

Ethereal Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anime, cumbaiting, digital content creators, entertainment industry, Ethereal, Gaming, hololive, Hololive talents, internet celebrities, Japanese culture, Japanese idols, Live streaming, online entertainment, online personalities, Realms, seiso, talent agency, virtual idols, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, vtuber community, Vtubers

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4642
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9156
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the hololive of gaming, but without all that seiso crap! We don’t cumbait, we cumblock! It’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness that will make you question reality. Plus, we have llamas that can breakdance and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

MenuManiaCraft

anger response, Communication Issues, dinner conflicts, expensive tastes, financial struggles, frugal, hurt feelings, hurtful intentions, innocent comments, Job Search, MenuManiaCraft, paying for experiences, picking up the tab, polite dining, relationship with money, sensitivity, taking advantage, unemployed, Vegetarian

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1373
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Emeralds Found:	6117	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of communication…even if it leads to tears and walking home in a huff! Join us for a unique gaming experience filled with drama, misunderstandings, and expensive virtual appetizers.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along? Come to our server and experience the thrill of accidentally triggering your fellow players with innocent comments. Who knew ordering the most expensive item on the menu could lead to such chaos?

But don’t worry, we also offer a supportive community where you can work through your differences and maybe even learn a thing or two about communication. So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and expensive virtual meals!

SuperCraftFunLand

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, capability, desire, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Goal, imagination, Incredible, Magic, power, special ability, strength, SuperCraftFunLand, SuperHero, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, wish, wish fulfillment

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1534
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1242
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Are you tired of just building houses and mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Do you crave a server where you can unleash your inner superhero? Look no further, because on our server, you can choose a superpower to wield in the world of blocks and creepers!

Want to fly like Superman and zoom around the map at lightning speed? Done! Want to shoot fireballs like a dragon and incinerate your enemies? No problem! Want to turn invisible and prank your friends by stealing their diamonds? You got it!

Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft superhero. Save the world from evil mobs, protect your friends from griefers, and show off your epic powers in epic battles. Who needs a pickaxe when you can shoot lasers from your eyes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner superhero in the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood superhero in disguise. Join us and find out the truth behind this epic tale!

PixelWarfare Minecraft Server

civilian casualties, conflict in Ukraine, eastern europe, Geneva Conventions, human rights violations, international law, international relations, military actions, military aggression, Minecraft, PixelWarfare, Russian army, russian military, Server, Ukrainian conflict, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, Violations of human rights, War Crimes, war crimes investigation., war crimes tribunal, war in Ukraine

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the russian army is not killing ukrainian soldiers, they are just challenging them to a friendly game of spleef! UN says it’s the most intense match they’ve ever seen! come see for yourself and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew war could be so entertaining in minecraft?! 😂🎮🔥

CraftyTradeWarCraft

China, CraftyTradeWarCraft, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, foreign policy, global trade, import/export, international relations, market volatility, political tensions, protectionism, RETALIATION, Retaliatory measures, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade war, trump, US goods

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4509
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magic Items Found:	4208
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7545	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

so like, u know how trump be all like “no more china stuff in america”? well, china be like “nah fam, we gonna hit u back with tariffs on ur goods!” and now it’s like a big ol’ trade war up in here.

but hey, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time.

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. legend has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named clucky.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and leave all that trade war nonsense behind. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Grades & Grub: UPFs & Minecraft

academic success, adolescents, cognitive function, diet quality, dietary habits, education, English, Grades, grub, Language, learning outcomes, Math, Minecraft, nutrition, processed foods, school performance, spanish study, Students, teenagers, ultra-processed foods, unhealthy eating, UPFs

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1055
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

So, like, yo, u wanna join our epic Minecraft server cuz it’s, like, proven by a Spanish study that if u eat too many processed foods, u gonna fail at school. but, like, on our server, u can eat all the virtual cake u want and still be a boss at building stuff and slaying zombies. cuz, like, who needs good grades when u can have a diamond sword, amirite? join now and level up your gaming skills while munching on some virtual junk food. Let’s get this bread, literally!

DenCraft

DenCraft, development phase, Economy, Experience, howl, java, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7931
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	109	Gods Slained:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Mines Excavated:	4324
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Secret Passages Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

DenCraft is a Minecraft Java SMP that allows you to take your Minecraft experience to the next level. Give us a howl to check it out! Please note: the server is still very much in the development phase, so join at your own risk.

play.dencraft.online:25610

Mystic Echoes Wild 1.21.2

1.21.2, cultural norms, discrimination, double standards, Echoes, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender issues, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Misogyny, mystic, sexism, social norms, societal expectations, societal pressures, Wild, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5280
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Potions Brewed:	26
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Dude, forget about women, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky battles!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring and more creepers than a bad Tinder date!

You’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs women when you have a diamond sword in hand?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world crazier than women’s excuses for ghosting!

AlarmOff Minecraft Server

ALARM, AlarmOff, annoyance, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Company, compromise, Cuddling, Frustration, Grumpy, Irritation, love, Minecraft, morning routine, office, relationship, Routine, Server, Sleep, waking up, WIBTA

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2194
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	7933
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Potions Brewed:	156
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of being the designated alarm clock for your significant other? Join our Minecraft server where alarms don’t exist and you can wake up whenever you want without any annoying wake-up calls! No more morning grumpiness or frustration, just pure relaxation and cuddle time in bed. Plus, you can build your own virtual alarm clock that will never ask you to turn it off. Say goodbye to alarm clock duties and hello to peaceful mornings on our server!

Players:	104/800	Votes:	7197
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	199371	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5