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| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 3468 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4935 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 19 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
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