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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 5131 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 217 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
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