New Minecraft Servers
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Players: 97/800 Votes: 871
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 New Chunks Explored: 738722
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24

New Minecraft Servers

Tired of dealing with fat bitches in real life? Join our Minecraft server where fat people don’t exist! Say goodbye to getting stuck behind slow walkers and hello to a world where everyone is fit and fabulous.

Our server is so exclusive, even gravity has been adjusted to make everyone look like they just stepped out of a fitness magazine. No more worrying about breaking your pickaxe from mining too much, because on our server, your tools are as strong as your abs.

Join now and experience a world where the only thing weighing you down is your diamond armor. Who needs fat bitches when you can have a server full of slim and sexy players?

New Minecraft Server
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