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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 7208 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Potions Brewed: | 178 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2129 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
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