Are you tired of your family constantly nagging you about your weight? Do they keep pushing you to go outside and be more active, but all you want to do is enjoy some delicious food in peace? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the weight-shaming drama!

Join us on this server where your size doesn’t matter, and you can build your dream world without anyone judging you. No more interventions or guilt trips about missing out on family activities like hiking or Disneyland. On our server, you can be as big as you want and still have a blast!

Forget about your family’s concerns and dive into a virtual world where you can be yourself without any pressure to change. Build a castle made entirely out of cake, create a giant hot dog statue, or just relax in your pixelated paradise without anyone telling you to hit the gym.

So come join us on this hilarious Minecraft server where being fat is not a problem, it’s a celebration! Let’s laugh, build, and eat virtual snacks together while leaving all the weight-related drama behind. See you in the game, chunky champions!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 15
Gryphons Tamed: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Crafty Behavior Minecraft Server

    Crafty Behavior Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Yes, you heard that right. These llamas will challenge you to dance-offs and if you win, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that shoots out rainbow colored fireworks.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous pandas who have formed a biker gang and ride around on motorcycles made out of bamboo. They’ll challenge you to races through obstacle courses filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs. And if you manage to beat them, you’ll earn the title of “Honorary Panda Biker” and get your very own leather jacket with a custom patch.

    And if you’re feeling a bit rebellious, you can join our faction of rebellious chickens who have declared war on all the other mobs in the server. They have a secret base hidden in a giant chicken statue where they plan their attacks using advanced egg-launching technology.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible and chaos reigns supreme. Remember, on this server, everybody wants to rule the world…or at least have a good laugh trying!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • SakuraCraft Minecraft SMP – German Woman Living in a 140 Year Old Japanese Village

    SakuraCraft Minecraft SMP – German Woman Living in a 140 Year Old Japanese Village
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Do you want to live in a 140-year-old Japanese house just like this German woman? Well, join our SMP and you can build your own historical masterpiece! Who needs modern houses when you can have a piece of history in your virtual world?

    But wait, there’s more! Legend has it that this Japanese house is haunted by the ghost of a samurai warrior who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. Plus, the house comes with its own hot spring where you can relax after a long day of mining and crafting.

    So come join us on this wild adventure and experience the thrill of living in a truly unique and bizarre setting. Who knows what other surprises await you in our crazy Minecraft SMP!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Villages Defended: 18
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Void Armor Forged: 20

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • PartyPooperCraft

    PartyPooperCraft
    Come join our Minecraft server and escape from the drama of real life! We promise no one will make snarky comments about your Golden Goose sneakers here.

    Our server is a safe haven from toxic family members who don’t respect you. You won’t have to deal with any passive-aggressive comments or eye-rolling relatives while you’re building your dream world in Minecraft.

    Join us and leave behind the drama of dating someone with a family who doesn’t appreciate you. Build your own paradise where you’re the boss and no one can tell you what to do.

    Don’t be like the protagonist in this story, be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. Join our server today and leave all the negativity behind.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • DailyCraft SMP

    DailyCraft SMP
    Imagine a world where the sun rises in the west and sets in the north, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of killer bunnies, or if you want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our community is filled with eccentric players who will keep you entertained with their crazy antics and wild stories.

    So, if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps), then come join us and see what kind of madness awaits you. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 182
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7600 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Void Gems Collected: 23

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • MineCraftyCalm

    MineCraftyCalm
    Are creepers giving you anxiety? Is the fear of falling into lava keeping you up at night? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind! Our server is like a virtual therapy session, where you can mine away your stress and build your way to relaxation. Plus, our friendly community of players will make you forget all about those real-life worries. So come join us and let’s dig our way to happiness together!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Potions Brewed: 48 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • PutinCraft: Army Expansion!

    PutinCraft: Army Expansion!
    come join our minecraft server and be part of the epic battle between putin and the army of 1.5 million troops! build your own fortress and defend against the russian invasion, or join putin’s forces and conquer the land with your comrades!

    we have custom weapons like the vodka cannon and the borscht bomb, as well as special abilities like the bear cavalry and the communist propaganda attack.

    join now and be part of the craziest war in minecraft history! who will emerge victorious? only time will tell on our server!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Animals Bred: 85 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Rune Stones Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Crafty Longevity: Quantify Life

    Crafty Longevity: Quantify Life
    Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta hear dis crazy story. So, like, there was dis player who joined and found a secret portal to a dimension where all the mobs were dancing disco! And get this, the creepers were breakdancing and the zombies were doing the worm! It was lit, fam!

    But wait, there’s more! On dis server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against a dragon with laser eyes! Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on dis server, you can team up with a talking parrot who tells jokes and gives you unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Yampy SMP: Where even creepers wear sunglasses 😎 1.21.1 Whitelisted. Proximity chat

    Yampy SMP: Where even creepers wear sunglasses 😎 1.21.1 Whitelisted. Proximity chat

    Welcome to Yampy SMP 1.21.1

    Server Type Semi-vanilla SMP
    Version 1.21.1
    Features
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    Overview

    Yampy SMP is a whitelisted, semi-vanilla server designed to offer a unique and engaging experience for all players. Explore stunning landscapes, dungeons, and interact with NPCs while building your own kingdom and community.

    FAQ

    How do I join Yampy SMP?

    To join Yampy SMP, join the Discord server and apply for the whitelist to become part of our growing community.

    What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

    The server is running on version 1.21.1 of Minecraft.

    Are content creators welcome on the server?

    Yes, both content creators and non-content creators are welcome to join the server on a whitelisted basis.

    What are some of the server features?

    The server features Terralith & Tectonic Generation, Dungeons & Taverns, Shop Keepers, Quality of Life Improvements, Proximity Chat, Dynmap, and Heads for decorating.

    Can I build my own kingdom on the server?

    Yes, you can create and expand your own kingdom, contribute to the shopping district, and help build a thriving community on Yampy SMP.

    Is there a trailer for the server?

    Yes, you can watch the trailer here.

    Don’t miss out on the fun and adventure at Yampy SMP! Join us today.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Drumpf’s Revenge Minecraft Server

    Drumpf’s Revenge Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a peasant? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have a special event where you can challenge a giant pixelated version of Drumpf himself! That’s right, you can take on the orange menace in an epic battle to save the virtual world from his tiny hands.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will fight by your side as you explore dungeons, conquer villages, and raid other players’ bases. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the elusive Blocktopus, a creature so rare and powerful that it can grant you wishes (as long as those wishes involve more blocks).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to watch out for creepers, because they’re not the only explosive things lurking in the shadows.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 37
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Goblin Markets Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Hot Image Seeker Minecraft SMP

    Hot Image Seeker Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual hot tub of excitement! We’ve got secret underground dance parties with creepers, llama rodeos, and even a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe…probably). Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your virtual soulmate while exploring our wacky world! So come on, what are you waiting for? Jump in and let the fun begin!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 24
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • NoSleepOver4U Minecraft Server

    NoSleepOver4U Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and hang out with some cool peeps? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

    Join us and experience a world where water balloon fights are epic battles, swim trunks are the latest fashion trend, and fridge raids are a common occurrence. Forget about disrespectful kids named A who think they can do whatever they want – on our server, everyone plays by the rules (or at least tries to).

    And if you’re worried about being called racist for not letting someone sleep over, don’t fret! Our server is a judgment-free zone where the only thing that matters is having a good time. So come on in, grab a drink from the fridge (just ask first), and let’s build some epic structures together! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Buildings Constructed: 20
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • BabyBlockBuilder

    BabyBlockBuilder
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Picture this: a pregnant couple trying to choose a name for their baby girl. But wait, there’s a twist! The name they choose just so happens to be the same as their brother’s ex-girlfriend’s late daughter. Drama ensues as the ex demands they change the name, throwing a tantrum like a ghast in the Nether.

    But fear not, for this server is not for the faint of heart! Witness epic showdowns and intense arguments that will leave you on the edge of your minecart seat. Who needs soap operas when you have our server to keep you entertained?

    So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a scandalous situation that will have the whole server talking. Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 25 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 50
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • StareCraft SMP – Mind Reader

    StareCraft SMP – Mind Reader
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the most advanced technology that allows us to sense when someone is looking at you in the game! That’s right, no more sneaky players trying to sneak up on you without you knowing. Our special plugin will make sure you always have eyes on the back of your blocky head.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear, guarded by a squad of dancing chickens. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can make it out alive with the treasure.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server that combines high-tech surveillance with dancing chicken guards? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy world!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8279 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • MindBlownCraft

    MindBlownCraft
    Did you know that our Minecraft server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated block building? That’s right, these llamas are not your average farm animals – they are the architects of our virtual world!

    Join our server and witness the epic llama battles that take place every Tuesday at high noon. These llamas don’t mess around when it comes to defending their territory from pesky creepers and zombies. Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even be chosen as an honorary llama rider and get to soar through the skies on a majestic flying llama!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are experts in stealth and sabotage. They will challenge you to epic parkour races through treacherous lava-filled caves and ancient temples, all in the name of chicken supremacy.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown by the wacky and wild world of llamas and ninja chickens!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 247
    Mythical Quests Completed: 14 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 42 Epic Battles Fought: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • CraftyCreeperCave

    CraftyCreeperCave
    are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? well come join our server where things are always crazy and unpredictable! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers!

    join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of ultimate minecraft champion!

    our community is filled with hilarious memes, ridiculous pranks, and non-stop laughter. so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most outrageous minecraft server on the internet!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 10 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Elemental Crystals Collected: 66
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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