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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
Holy Grails Found: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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