Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as thicc as your momma? Look no further, because our server is so fat, it’s practically bursting at the seams with fun! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughs. Plus, our server is so big, it’s basically its own country – who needs real life when you can live in our chunky paradise? So come on, join us and get ready to have a whale of a time!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Towns Built: 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13
Farms Harvested: 242 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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