Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as thicc as your momma? Look no further, because our server is so fat, it’s practically bursting at the seams with fun! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughs. Plus, our server is so big, it’s basically its own country – who needs real life when you can live in our chunky paradise? So come on, join us and get ready to have a whale of a time!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15
Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Astral Projections Made: 0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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