Chunky Monkey Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! Yes, you heard that right. Imagine the chaos and hilarity that ensued as this player went around setting everything on fire with their fiery farts.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw epic parties every night. And rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they will grant you three wishes. Who wouldn’t want to be besties with dancing llamas?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, don’t vote for the fat fuck, vote for the fun!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crafty Chaos Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, buckle up buttercup, because on our server, we’ve got bullets with names on them! That’s right, each bullet is custom engraved with the name of your worst enemy in the game. Want to take out that pesky creeper that always blows up your house? Just load up your gun and let ‘er rip!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay diamond eggs. That’s right, DIAMOND EGGS! Imagine the possibilities of having a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting to be hatched.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether, where the lava is made of hot sauce and the pigmen ride around on flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just another day on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember, when you see that bullet with your name on it, duck and cover!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

This is you Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing boring old single-player Minecraft? Do you want to join a server where the cows wear sunglasses and the creepers breakdance? Well, look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of cake, and have dance parties with the Ender Dragon. Our server is so crazy that even the skeletons have started a boy band!

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world, guarded by a pack of evil bunnies with laser eyes. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

2b2t Oceania

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2b2t Oceania – Oceania-based anarchy for those interested in a 2b2t alternative that is focused around Australia and surrounding countries! Minimal admin intervention and a dedicated community.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Draythor

draythor, ELEMENTS, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minecraft, Natural phenomena, OneBlock, PvP, Realistic, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Vannila

𝔻𝕣𝕒𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕍𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕒 𝕆𝕟𝕖𝔹𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕜 𝔹𝕠𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕤 Realistic Vanilla Survival with Elements of Natural Phenomena. Also has a OneBlock mode.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Crops Grown:	3114

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Chuds’ Funny Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, serious Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays by the book? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and absolute mayhem.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine busting out some killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet charging into battle.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our Nether realm, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen are always up for a good time. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, who has a habit of photobombing unsuspecting players during their epic boss battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs the right when you can have a whole lot of fun on our server!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Future White Man SMP: Late Stage Judaism – Minecraft SMP

Civilization, Competition, death, economic recession, Food, Future, Hindu male rape rats, Hindu rapejeets, Hordes, house for rent, Indians, Jews, judaism, Late, Late stage Judaism, man, Minecraft, open jobs, smp, Stage, White, White Man, white woman

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the impending Hindu rapejeet invasion and economic collapse by building your own virtual paradise! Join us and fight off endless hordes of Hindu male rape rats while competing for scarce resources like open jobs, white women, and even food. Don’t let the Jews win – join our server and show those Indians who’s boss in this epic battle for survival! Build, craft, and mine your way to victory in a world where every block counts and every move could mean the difference between life and death. Are you ready to take on the challenge and save our civilization from certain doom? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Star Shards Collected:	166	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BareVanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, factions pvp, factions raiding, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, op prison, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Realms, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Uhc, Vanilla

BareVanilla Anarchy

Welcome to BareVanilla Anarchy, a true Minecraft Vanilla experience! Embrace the chaos with no rules except for one: no hacking allowed. Grief, raid, and form alliances as you explore a world where anything goes. Join us for an unfiltered survival experience!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5856	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

2tools2builders

1.17.1, 2b2t, 2tools2builders, Anarchy, baibo78, bedrock, building, Community, Cracked, Cross-Play, crossplay, Experience, Exploration, Griefing, Hardcore, java, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

2tools2builders (2t2b.org) – The Newest Cracked Crossplay Anarchy Server

Cracked means you can join without a paid Minecraft account, and crossplay means you can join from Bedrock Edition Minecraft.

The server is available for Java 1.17.1+ (stably updated). For Bedrock, unfortunately, support is only for the latest versions (also stably updated).

The server is inspired by 2b2t. We aim to make it as similar to 2b2t as possible in terms of style, plugins, and overall experience.

The server was created and launched on 08.28.2024. 2t2b is hosted and developed by a small team, with baibo78 as the founder and owner.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SonicCraft – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server in all of the pixelated universe – where Sonic the Hedgehog reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos emeralds, loop-de-loops, and chili dogs galore.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret level where you can race against Sonic himself in a chili dog eating contest. The winner gets a pair of super speed shoes that will make you the fastest miner in all of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event coming up where you can team up with Knuckles to defeat Dr. Eggman and his army of robotic minions. Rumor has it that if you succeed, you’ll unlock the ability to turn into Super Sonic and unleash a devastating blast of chaos energy on your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure through the Sonic universe and experience the thrill of speed, the power of friendship, and the joy of collecting shiny rings. See you on the other side, fellow hedgehog enthusiasts!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

/Minecraft SMP/ – FGO Alter Ego

Alter, Campaign, Chaldea, Chaldea Tam Lin Cup, Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, Drop Rates, Ego, FAQ, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order NA, FateGO, FateGO NA, FGO, FGO Event Compendium, Future Materials, Halloween Rebellion of 108, Huyan Zhuo, Mats/Summoning Info, Minecraft, News, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Singularity Repair Support, smp, summon

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up with outrageous reasons to join!

Join our server and experience the “Chaldea Tam Lin Cup – The Next Generation’s Triumphant Return” event, where you must battle against dragon girls and water margins to claim victory! Don’t miss out on the Morgan Pickup Summon, where you can summon powerful warriors to aid you in your quest.

But wait, there’s more! Take part in the Singularity Repair Support Campaign and repair the fabric of time itself. Summon heroes from the First Singularity and watch as they fight by your side in epic battles.

And if that’s not enough, join the Halloween Rebellion of 108 and face off against the fearsome Huyan Zhuo in a showdown of epic proportions. Will you emerge victorious or be swept away by the dragon girl’s water margin?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on insane adventures, summon powerful allies, and conquer the most outrageous challenges you’ve ever faced!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Divine Spears Created:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Infinite Chaos

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Welcome to Infinite Chaos!

Dive into a world where unpredictability reigns supreme! Our server offers a unique blend of thrilling gameplay, vibrant community interactions, and endless adventures. Whether you’re a casual player or a competitive gamer, there’s something here for everyone.

Features:

Dynamic Events: Experience spontaneous challenges and events that keep the gameplay fresh and exciting. Diverse Game Modes: From survival and creative to PvP and role-playing, choose your adventure. Community Driven: Join a friendly and active community that thrives on collaboration and creativity. Custom Content: Explore unique plugins and mods tailored to enhance your experience. Regular Updates: Enjoy frequent updates and new features based on player feedback. Join us in Infinite Chaos, where every moment is a new opportunity for fun and excitement. Are you ready to embrace the chaos?

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Farms Harvested:	659	Mythical Quests Completed:	29

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SignalSMP

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A new Minecraft server! Join in our small community and be part of amazing adventure team. Build your wonderful house and trade with another players items.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8283	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Awesome Sauce Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of blocky characters? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to be treated like the friggin awesomesauce that you are!

Join our server and become the ruler of your own kingdom, complete with a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of candy. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? No problem, we’ve got those too!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopia, a hidden realm filled with diamonds the size of your head and mountains made entirely of cake. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Chicken of Destiny, who grants wishes to those who can best it in a dance-off.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in a world where the sky is made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? Join us today and let the epic adventures begin!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

The Goofy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of coding in Go while playing Minecraft. Imagine setting up your own automated system to crawl the web for new videos every hour, just like Sonarr does. And guess what? You can even download new episodes and insert metadata into the video files with just a few lines of code.

But that’s not all! Tomorrow, we’ll help you set up a way to move your downloaded videos to a remote destination folder. All this in just one day, thanks to the power of Go.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so wild that even racist and transphobic content from Censored.tv magically appears on your media server. Only with Go can you achieve such madness!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the most insane coding adventure of your life!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Tectonic

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Tectonic is host to a small player base in which everyone knows everyone for the most part. We have job economy, shops, skill leveling, homes, land claim, among other neat semi-vanilla plugins. We are very much anti-grief on this server, it is not allowed even in wilderness areas.

We have players in both EU and USA primarily, hope to see you soon! (Please note, spawn/voting/crates/rewards still in progress for setup, created this as initial test run, you may still login and start playing though)

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Void Gems Collected:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.