Chunky Goalie Craft: Where 600 Pound Men Guard the Hockey Net and Creepers Explode in Laughter

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a 600-pound man in the hockey net! That’s right, forget about regular goalies, we’ve got a giant human wall blocking all your shots. And let me tell you, he’s got some killer moves for someone his size.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special area where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. It’s like a twisted version of Angry Birds, but with way more bacon.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

TikTokCraze Minecraft Server

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so like, if you wanna have a blast in minecraft, come join our server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our diamonds sparkle brighter than your ex’s new bae and our creepers give hugs instead of explosions.

once, a player found a secret portal to a land made entirely of candy. they ate so much they turned into a gingerbread man! true story, bro.

we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers. one time, a player ate one and could shoot lasers from their eyes. it was epic.

oh, and did i mention our villagers throw the best parties? they have dance battles and fireworks every night. you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me.

so come join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft adventures of your life. who needs reality when you have our server?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyCreeperJailbreak

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so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u get arrested for being a bad actor? well, not on this server, bro! we don’t care if u rob a bank or steal a car, as long as u play minecraft with us, u good. plus, we got all the cool mods like exploding chickens and rainbow creepers. join now before the feds come knocking on ur door, lol! #minecraft4life #badactorswelcome

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Villages Defended:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Buildings Constructed:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PreggoCraft: Surrogate Struggles

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HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND INSANE STORIES? WELL, YOU GOTTA JOIN OUR SERVER, BECAUSE WE GOT IT ALL!

IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! YOU MIGHT FACE SEVERE MATERNAL MORBIDITY, HYPERTENSIVE DISORDERS OF PREGNANCY, AND POSTPARTUM HEMORRHAGE! IT’S A WILD RIDE, BUT THAT’S WHAT MAKES IT SO FUN!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURES YOU’LL EVER HAVE! (Disclaimer: Pregnancy surrogates in Minecraft are not real and should not be taken seriously. Play at your own risk!)

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing the same old games that you abandoned years ago? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is like the State of Decay 2 of the gaming world – still kicking and receiving updates like nobody’s business! Join us and experience the thrill of playing a game that just won’t die, just like that plant you forgot to water for months.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like the For Honor of Minecraft – unexpected, unpredictable, and totally insane. With Ubisoft-level craziness, you never know what kind of adventure you’ll stumble upon. Join us and prepare to be amazed by the sheer madness that awaits you.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the wildest ride of your gaming life. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world of endless possibilities and endless updates? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	149
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Natasha is an FSB plant Minecraft SMP

#youtube, algorithm, Beating, cia, Europe, fsb, FSB plant, georgia, Globohomo, Lesbian, liberal, Liberalism, migrants, Minecraft, Natasha, non-white, patriotic gear, Plant, Redpilling, russia, smp, War, zoomers

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Natasha’s Adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of a time filled with twists, turns, and unexpected alliances.

Ever wanted to join a server where everyone is secretly a spy for a mysterious organization? Well, here’s your chance! You never know who you can trust in this SMP, where everyone’s true motives are as hidden as a Russian nesting doll.

Join us for epic battles, secret missions, and a whole lot of drama. Who knows, you might even uncover a conspiracy or two along the way. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure that’s more thrilling than Natasha’s globe-trotting escapades. See you in the game, comrade!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CoincidenceCraft SMP: OMG So Random!

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Have you ever accidentally dug straight down in Minecraft and landed in a hidden underground kingdom filled with diamond-clad pigs riding on top of creepers? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to experience the most outrageous coincidences in the blocky world, like stumbling upon a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. Trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos and hilarity anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Emeralds Found:	5099
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CreeperCatastrophe

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Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up all your hard-earned loot. Talk about a buzzkill, am I right? But fear not, dear player, for there is a Minecraft server out there that will protect you from such calamities with its magical anti-creeper force field! Yes, you heard that right. No more pesky creepers ruining your day on this server.

But wait, there’s more! On this fantastical server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and soar through the skies like a majestic pig-riding superhero. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that all the mobs on this server have been replaced with dancing llamas in top hats? Yes, you read that correctly. Dancing llamas in top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and experience a world where the impossible becomes possible and the ridiculous becomes reality. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	42
Villages Defended:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

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so, like, this minecraft server is like, the bomb dot com, bro. you gotta join because, like, the president of iran said he’s gonna come on and play with us. can you imagine? playing minecraft with the president, man. it’s gonna be lit.

he said he’s gonna build a giant peace monument in the shape of a creeper to show that he’s ready to ease tensions with israel. like, how crazy is that? who knew minecraft could bring world peace, right?

so come join us on this server, where anything can happen. maybe next, the queen of england will pop in and start a build battle with us. you never know, man. minecraft is a wild place.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BlockBusterBattles

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so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild creeper appears and blows up everything. but don’t worry, because on this server, creepers drop diamonds instead of blowing stuff up. how crazy is that?

oh, and get this: there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they trade you rare items for emeralds and tell you about their intergalactic adventures. it’s like a whole new world down there, man.

also, there’s this legendary boss called the Ender Dragon who’s actually a misunderstood dragon just looking for friends. defeat him and he’ll give you a ride on his back across the End dimension. it’s like a rollercoaster, but with more fire and explosions.

join this server for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. it’s a wild ride from start to finish, and you’ll never want to leave. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BrainyCraft Stroke Rehab Fun

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have brain damage but in a good way!!! our researchers from the Queensland Brain Institute have created a tool that will make your brain go WOOSH and help you become a minecraft pro in no time!!! stroke patients? pshhh we’ll have them building epic castles and slaying dragons in minutes!!! join now for a brain-tastic adventure like no other!!!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	New Chunks Explored:	774733

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

The Never-Ending Quest for Diamonds and Sheeps – The Next Level Semi-Vanilla SMP 1.21 NA West Whitelist

Active, betterthanmending, Chill, Clumps, Community, Competitions, diamonds, Discord, Events, Friends, Fun, Gamers, Gaming, invisibleframes, LEVEL, Modded, Neverending, QoL mods, Quest, scavenger hunts, Semivanilla, sheeps, smp, Social, Staff, Vanilla, West, Whitelist

Welcome to The Next Level!

Looking for a chill, fun community to hang out and game with? The Next Level is a gaming and social hub made up of long-time friends and gamers, and we’re always excited to welcome new faces.

We self-host our own premium servers on the West Coast of North America. We’re starting with an SMP server, with a modded server being worked on soon. We’re also looking for staff to help out in our server and moderate. If you’re interested join our Discord for more info.

Our Minecraft Server:

Server Details
Java Edition, Fabric, Version 1.21
Minecraft Events, competitions, scavenger hunts, and more!
Active Community: Connect with fellow players in our Discord server.

QoL Mods Installed
Betterthanmending – crouch and right click to use lvls to mend items
Clumps – clumps xp orbs together to limit lag
invisibleframes – crouch right click an item frame to make it invisible
shulkerboxtooltip – hover over a shulkerbox to see what’s inside
Modpack is available via our website https://www.thenextlevelgaming.com

Our Discord Server:

Community Features
Regular Game Nights & Events
Organized Tournaments
Monthly Giveaways
Premium Self-Hosted Minecraft Servers
Streamer Partnerships

Other Games We Play:

Games
Fortnite
Overwatch
Fall Guys
Among Us
Sea of Thieves
Rust
Diablo

Discord Invite Link: https://discord.gg/tnl

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Hangable Noob Minecraft Server

Capital Punishment, crime, criminal justice, cultural evolution, Ethics, Hangable, hangable offense, historical perspective, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, legal consequences, Legal System, Minecraft, morality, noob, past crimes, punishment, Server, social change, social progress, societal norms, societal values

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only hangable offense is not joining in on the fun!

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly pets. That’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server.

We have a secret underground base where players can ride on the backs of ender dragons and battle it out in epic PvP tournaments. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.

But beware, there’s a legend that says if you dig deep enough in our server, you’ll uncover a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of zombie villagers riding on skeleton horses. Are you brave enough to take on this challenge?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, if you’re not having fun, you might just find yourself facing the ultimate punishment… being banned for life!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

The Limbus Company – Minecraft SMP #1936

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we take inspiration from the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering and the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, because it’s directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina! Expect spoilers galore and insane storylines that will leave you questioning your sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, the tutorial is important – don’t skip it or you’ll be lost in our crazy world! See you on the server, fellow adventurers!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

DementiaDadCareGoneWrong

caregiving, dementia, DementiaDadCareGoneWrong, estranged family, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, Family issues, family loyalty, family responsibilities, Family Support, father daughter relationship, father-son relationship, father’s debt, father’s health, father’s past behavior, parental neglect, Resentment, sibling dynamics

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and dysfunctional relationships? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can escape all that nonsense and focus on building epic structures and battling mobs!

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to leave their family drama behind and immerse themselves in a world of creativity and adventure. No need to worry about taking care of your dad with bad dementia here – the only thing you’ll be taking care of is your virtual farm or castle.

Join us and team up with other players who understand the struggle of dealing with difficult family members. Build alliances, go on quests, and create your own virtual family of friends who have your back no matter what.

So leave the real world drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a fun and drama-free experience! Plus, we have virtual therapy sessions available for those who need to vent about their family issues while mining for diamonds.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	4705	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CookingProTipsMC SMP

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Are you tired of burning your virtual steaks on the grill in Minecraft? Join our wacky SMP where our resident chef, Chef Creeper, will teach you how to cook like a pro! From crafting the perfect cake to brewing potions that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends, Chef Creeper has got you covered. Plus, rumor has it that the secret ingredient to his famous creeper stew is actually…creeper tears! Don’t miss out on the culinary adventure of a lifetime – join our SMP today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Void Armor Forged:	21
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9724	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.