Chunky Goalie Craft: Where 600 Pound Men Guard the Hockey Net and Creepers Explode in Laughter

600 pound man, agility, Athletic, chunky, Craft, CREEPERS, Defense, Endurance, explode, goalie, goalkeeping, guard, Hockey, ice hockey, Laughter, Men, Net, Physical fitness, Pound, SIZE, sports, Sportsmanship, strategy, strength, team sports, teamwork, Unconventional, unconventional tactics, weight

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6148
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	60
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a 600-pound man in the hockey net! That’s right, forget about regular goalies, we’ve got a giant human wall blocking all your shots. And let me tell you, he’s got some killer moves for someone his size.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special area where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. It’s like a twisted version of Angry Birds, but with way more bacon.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9927
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Love Letters Sent:	18
Emeralds Found:	131	Ores Mined:	9684
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	9319	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7589
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mines Excavated:	3263	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Towns Built:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7878
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

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BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3970
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Zombie Dances:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3990
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Towns Built:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6224
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Emeralds Found:	3498	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6153
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Star Shards Collected:	225
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6803
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	4011
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8807
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	18480	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8424
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	970
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Crops Grown:	2559
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5934
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Star Shards Collected:	75	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Crops Grown:	1023
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9454
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	New Chunks Explored:	985501
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1611
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Enchantments Applied:	91	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1756

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4569
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	New Chunks Explored:	378056
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id