Chunky Goalie Craft: Where 600 Pound Men Guard the Hockey Net and Creepers Explode in Laughter

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a 600-pound man in the hockey net! That’s right, forget about regular goalies, we’ve got a giant human wall blocking all your shots. And let me tell you, he’s got some killer moves for someone his size.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special area where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. It’s like a twisted version of Angry Birds, but with way more bacon.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Buildings Constructed:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1370
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Chimeras Created:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Potions Brewed:	92	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	262	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Enchantments Applied:	197
Runes Activated:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Animals Bred:	56	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Falling into the Void:	0
New Chunks Explored:	460050	Crops Grown:	9098
Mines Excavated:	2289	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Animals Bred:	147
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Ores Mined:	8160	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	465	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Emeralds Found:	6214
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Villages Defended:	18

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.