Chunky Goalie Craft: Where 600 Pound Men Guard the Hockey Net and Creepers Explode in Laughter

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a 600-pound man in the hockey net! That’s right, forget about regular goalies, we’ve got a giant human wall blocking all your shots. And let me tell you, he’s got some killer moves for someone his size.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special area where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. It’s like a twisted version of Angry Birds, but with way more bacon.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

The Cavern

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Items Found:	6859
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Alien Abductions:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Villages Defended:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Void Gems Collected:	22	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ores Mined:	8909
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	181
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	190	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Villages Defended:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Crops Grown:	9641	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Buildings Constructed:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Void Gems Collected:	32
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Divine Spears Created:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.