Chunky Goalie Craft: Where 600 Pound Men Guard the Hockey Net and Creepers Explode in Laughter

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a 600-pound man in the hockey net! That’s right, forget about regular goalies, we’ve got a giant human wall blocking all your shots. And let me tell you, he’s got some killer moves for someone his size.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special area where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. It’s like a twisted version of Angry Birds, but with way more bacon.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	5073

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MinecraftIL

PvP, Skyblock

We are back to activity after a long time when the server was closed, we will be happy to see you here The server will be SKYBLOCK But over time there will be more things also to hack

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Callecox MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Callecox Minecraft Crossplay Server. With Creative, Survival and PVP Worlds. You can Join with Bedrock and Java also.

Java: 134.255.219.187:2000

Bedrock: 134.255.219.187:2004 or callecox.dynv6.net:2004

You can join with an older and newer version!

The Livemap you can find here: http://134.255.219.187:2005

No cracked Accounts and i can upgrade the server slots should a lot more be needed!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SmolCraft

Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a super simple SMP experience? Don’t like those super modded, plug-in heavy servers?

Well, come login to SmolCraft!

You have access to /tpa /homeset and /claim and a few other commands. PvP enabled, you can /pvp at anytime to toggle it on/off.

No economy! We don’t like seeing the amount of arguments and trolling that happens on economy servers, we strive to keep this drama free! We want to see what you can build by actually playing the game! Bragging rights are earned.

We have a voting reward system instead of an economy! Make sure to login and vote to get points for the Voteshop!

We do have a few donor ranks for those looking for some extra perks, or just donate to donate, to keep the server going.

We will be looking forward to your EARNED accomplishments!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Trade Haven

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Bedrock IP: play.tradehaven.us:19132 Trade Haven is a newer enhanced SMP server with tons of features for you and your friends to have fun. We have designed the server to be played in any way as you’d like! Trade Haven is a Play to Win server with tons of unique features and custom plugins. On Trade Haven, some of the few activities you can do are – – Level up your skills and collect rewards! – Claim land and build with your friends – Complete daily quests through the quest master! – Work a job and make some hard-earned cash – Search for custom items that boost your gameplay – Obtain Custom Enchantments … and so much more! So, hop on Trade Haven today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ores Mined:	8787	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BloxBlast

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to BloxBlast!, a server that aims to combine old and new Minecraft into one epic experience!

We are a 1.8+ Java Edition server with Bedrock compatibility, so whether you own a PC, console, or mobile device, you can join BloxBlast today!

Our current game modes consist of 1.20 SMP and TNT Run, and we plan to add several more game modes in the coming months, some of which are completely new to Minecraft. So stay tuned!

We have a friendly community that is always happy to welcome new people onto the server. Just make sure you follow the rules and you’ll get along fine.

So if you’re looking for that next fun server to join, come have a blast today at play.bloxblast.net!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2657
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ores Mined:	3105	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CareFree Network

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Survival

This server would be what you always expected.

– = CareFree Prison = – Do you like to rank up by mining and selling blocks to reach freedom? Here we are!

What you need to understand is very simple: CareFree Prison takes users to a new vision of prison, never seen before, with revolutionized mechanics to let you relive the prison experience years ago, based on PvP and which wants to bring users to recognize what was once called Prison.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MarilagHaven

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to MarilagHaven, the ultimate Minecraft server that offers a thrilling and immersive experience! Our server boasts an engaging economy system where players can accumulate in-game currency through various activities like mining, crafting, and trading to build their dream virtual empire. The bustling player-run shop allows you to buy and sell goods, fostering a dynamic and lively marketplace. To add to the excitement, we offer a diverse range of jobs, allowing players to specialize in professions like farming, mining, and fishing, earning rewards as they level up. Don’t miss out on the chance to unlock exclusive rewards by opening crates and participating in vote parties, where you can celebrate your voice in shaping the server’s future! Join us now and embark on an extraordinary adventure in MarilagHaven!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

FateMC

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP

Welcome to FateMC, a delightful Minecraft survival server where you embark on exciting adventures to shape your destiny! Explore a carefully crafted world with beautiful landscapes, various environments, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Gather resources, build shelters, and marvel at stunning sunrises and sunsets.

But be prepared for challenges! Encounter tough creatures, conquer dungeons, and join factions to create exciting rivalries that impact the server’s history. FateMC is all about friendly community interactions, engaging events, and making new friends.

Are you a skilled builder, an eager explorer, or a clever strategist? Your choices determine your path in FateMC, where survival meets fate, and countless possibilities await. Begin your extraordinary journey with us today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MahiCommunitySMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MahiCommunitySMP, a vibrant Minecraft server where adventure and community thrive! Immerse yourself in a dynamic gameplay experience with our unique blend of Towny, SMP, and cross-platform play.

Forge your path in the world of Towny, where you can create and manage towns and nations, establish alliances, and build a flourishing community. Experience the thrill of cross-platform play with GeyserMC, connecting Java Edition and Bedrock Edition players together for a truly diverse and inclusive community.

Prepare yourself for intense BloodNights, where the night brings forth formidable challenges and epic battles. Defend your town, team up with friends, and conquer the darkness together.

Our economy system offers endless opportunities for growth and trade. Engage in various activities, mine precious resources, and participate in the economy with plugins like VeinMiner, which allows you to mine entire veins of ore with a single click.

Enhance your server experience with essential plugins like EssentialsX, providing a range of essential commands and features for smooth gameplay.

Ensure fair play and protect the integrity of the server with GrimAntiCheat, a robust anti-cheat plugin that safeguards against cheating and hacking. Explore the vast world with the help of DynMap, a real-time map that offers an overview of the server’s landscape and player locations.

Participate in voting with NuVotifier and voting plugins to earn rewards and show your support for the server. Engage with the community, make new friends, and embark on exciting adventures together.

Join MahiCommunitySMP today and become a part of our thriving Minecraft community!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Secret Passages Found:	8
Farms Harvested:	290	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

TechnoSurvival

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

TechnoSurvival is a friendly SMP server where you can play classic survival with some unique additions. You can choose between two worlds, Modern and Beta. Crossplay is supported so you can play on Java, Bedrock, and even VR! We also offer the ability to change your language if you know any other language that isn’t English! We offer more quality of life changes to the Survival experience such as TogglePvP, Random TP, Residence, Silk Spawners, 1.8 Combat, and much much more!

We hope to see you there!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Lands of Ethelia

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Lands of Ethelia is a Survival Nations server built around exploration, building, and roleplay.

Our server is NOT modded, and as such you can join without any prior install on any Java client 1.9 or higher, though we recommend the 1.20.1 as that is the servers native version.

On our server we bring the works of Stardust Labs to every single dimension, utilizing their datapacks to greatly enhance terrain generation and variety to give our players a breathtaking experience, whether they are building their home, exploring the countryside, or marching an army.

Our server encourages roleplay, specifically between groups of players, and as such our server utlizes the Lands plugin, to not only allow you to claim land and protect it from grief, but also to form nations and interact with other nations. We also encourage building great works of art, whether it be massive castles and medieval cities, or a huge skyscraper, we’ll even showcase awesome builds made on our server on our website!

We have: Dynmap, Aurellium Skills Lands, Terralith, Incendium, Nullscape, Treecapitator, Essentials, CoreProtect, ChestShop, DiscordSRV and more!

We want any and all willing hands to come play on our server and build it up as one of the greatest experiences for yourself and others, join today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	29	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

AllayRival

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Our server is a 1.19+ version and features both SMP (Survival Multiplayer) and PVP (Player versus Player) gamemodes that are sure to provide you with endless hours of entertainment.

In SMP, you can build, explore and create with your friends, free from the worries of pesky PvP players. But if you’re feeling brave and want to put your skills to the test, hop into our PVP gamemode and show the world what you’re made of! With friendly competition and an active player base, you’re guaranteed to have a blast.

We promise you won’t be bored, because let’s face it, mining the same blocks over and over again can get pretty boring. So why not join AllayRival Minecraft Server and add some excitement to your life? With our hilarious community and endless possibilities, you’re sure to have a good time.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and join us for some seriously fun Minecraft adventures!

Server store: store.allayrival.net Server ip: play.allayrival.net Bedrock ip: bedrock.allayrival.net Bedrock port: 19132

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Cobblemon Islands

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvP, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	345
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MoodyMC

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Looking for a server that you can play on with your friends? Welcome to MoodyMC, a server where players can pvp make money and do custom quests. Featuring a vibrant community and continuous updates, you’re sure to never get bored.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7665	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ContinentalMC

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

=-ContinentalMC-=

ContinentalMC is a1:750 earth server where **YOU** can choose to create a town that is either completely PvE or PvP based! =-=-=-= Some of our server features: – Long, multi-day wars with siegewar – Online, web-map – Small community – Options to be completely neutral, PvP can be turned off – Graves – Teleporting – Vehicles, such as planes and drills – Much more!! =-=-=-=

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!