Chunky Goalie Craft: Where 600 Pound Men Guard the Hockey Net and Creepers Explode in Laughter

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a 600-pound man in the hockey net! That’s right, forget about regular goalies, we’ve got a giant human wall blocking all your shots. And let me tell you, he’s got some killer moves for someone his size.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special area where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. It’s like a twisted version of Angry Birds, but with way more bacon.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Miccraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

“Welcome to miccraft.com!

Our community enjoys a fun, lag free experience thanks to our dedicated, high performance, server housed in a data centre for high bandwidth and unparalleled 24/7 reliability.

We host a friendly community of players with great staff who actively participate in making the playing experience fun and enjoyable for all players. As a result, we have implemented many of your ideas making this the best, community oriented, server.

Our server is semi-vanilla, we only use plugging that adds to the vanilla experience without being intrusive or ruining the vanilla experience. These include: ·Land Claims: This protects all your hard work from greifers. ·Shops: This makes selling and trading easier and more convenient ·TPA: This allows you to play near your friends and to build your own community within our server. ·Wild: This allows you to play far away from anyone else… should this be what you wish.

Give us a try and let us know what you think… you’ll see why people come and stay with us :)”

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2599
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Neocrafters

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival Games

A server where the main aspect is quality! A large list of online mini-games for the enjoyment of all users who do not have a Preminum account within reach. Mc.neocrafters.es YOUR ONLINE SERVER 24 HOURS A DAY!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8560
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Minemora Server

Creative, KitPvP, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

IP: mc.minemora.net It is an independent Minecraft server created with the aim of entertaining players in its different game modes. We invite you to connect with us and enjoy this wonderful Server This is a serivor with the modalities of: – Survival – Skywars – The Hunger Games – KitPvP

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	109052	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Impeerium minecraft server

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The newly started minecraft server in Estonia, which offers a lot of fun gaming experiences, kindly accepts the suggestions offered by the players and, if there are good ideas, implements them.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Animals Bred:	34
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Emerald Prison | OP Prison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

Emerald Prison is a one-of-a-kind prison experience! Upgrade, automate, and customize your own private Realm as you progress through our unique badge system. Unlock Components and hatch Companions that destroy blocks for you in all of your various Mine types – each of which provides a unique boost to your progress. Prestige your pickaxe and equip animated cosmetics that allow your enchantments to shine.

There are many more features to check out, so join us and our community today to get started!

IP: play.EmeraldPrisonMC.com Discord: https://discord.gg/EmeraldPrison

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Emeralds Found:	3741
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	295
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	144	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

TacoLand

Skywars

Hello, Welcome! TacoLand is a SkyWars 1.8.x server without lag. Not premium and if you vote for it you can get great benefits like free tortillas. So what are you waiting for? Enter now and invite your friends to get to know our great server 😀 We are waiting for you!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Journey Gaming

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

Start your Journey now! Website: http://journeygaming.com/ IP: play.journeygaming.com A complete custom Pixelmon Experience, join us for the best Survival Pixelmon has to offer! Featuring a unique version of Pixelmon with new Pokemon including Darkrai, Arceus, Dialga, Palkia, Xereneas and Yveltal!

Featuring: 3 Servers: Johto, Hoenn, and Sinnoh! ALL pokemon are available on ALL servers! 8 Player Gyms with two different Tiers across all of our servers Custom Content from Move Tutor to GUI Badges to Fly Suits! Special Aura Pokemon obtainable in game! Keys and Crates to obtain random pokemon and In-Game Shops! Vote Parties! Regularly Scheduled competitive Tournaments and Events planned and organized by our staff team!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Magic Items Found:	2773
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

DiamondFire

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

DiamondFire is a Minecraft multiplayer server where players can create their own games! Using DiamondFire’s custom-built visual programming platform, players can construct game logic by simply placing regular Minecraft blocks.

The system is easy to use and requires no prior programming experience. It’s the easiest way for players to create their own Minecraft minigames and share them with the world! There’s no need to set up a server, to know how to write code, or to download any client mods. Just join mcdiamondfire.com and get creating!

In February 2016, DiamondFire was named the #1 Minigame Server by the Minecraft Forum! Our server has consistently been praised for its unique concept and thriving community!

In July 2017, DiamondFire was showcased at the Scratch 2017 Conference in Bordeaux, France! Scratch is a computer science education tool developed by MIT. By providing a block-based coding system directly within Minecraft multiplayer, DiamondFire teaches programming concepts in a unique social environment; this results in high engagement and strong learning outcomes!

Join at mcdiamondfire.com!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Void Gems Collected:	31
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Animals Bred:	155
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Dimension Hops:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Noxcrew Factory

Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Noxcrew Factory is a server created by the Noxcrew to host gameshow and the other creations by the Noxcrew (The people behind the most recent Terra Swoop Force map!).

We strive to bring unique gamemodes which are at a high quality. You will not see similar modes on other servers!

MCStrike is a unique and incredibly fun gun-combat style gamemode with tons of potential for awesome gamemodes! Unlock a variety of guns and equipment and use them to level up or prestige!

Gameshow is a collection of Arcade minigames with 3v3 playstyles based on the Youtube series of ‘Noxcrew Gameshow’!

Come join the fun right now on:

nox.gs

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4583
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Pumpkin Craft

Factions, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Pumpkin Craft, A new minecraft factions server. We have – Factions McMMO Parkour Silky Spawn

Normal Factions, NOT OP

We are not accepting any staff so dont ask.

All we want from this server is to get people to have a good time!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Farms Harvested:	682	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

KrumbledMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Experience the worlds of KrumbledMC!

An incredible server exclusively for adults aged 18 and above (No Exceptions).

Dive into our multi-world adventure, always up-to-date with the latest Version of Java. Leave behind the hassles of drama as you indulge in a crossplay (Java / Bedrock) worlds crafted just for you.

We have a Resource world that is regularly reset. The map is large with lots of room to build. We utilize anti-griefing plugins along with a variety of other plugins to make your game enjoyable and your builds safe. The plugins we have aren’t meant to take the challenge out of the game, but to add a whole new dynamic to your gaming experience on our server.

Interact with our ChatGPT powered, A.I. NPC’s!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

GunColony

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Mob-Arena is a mini-game where you kill waves of mobs in an arena. The minigame has always been boring with the traditional weapons such as swords and bows. However, we have guns that can help you fight these mobs. Featuring a wide variety of guns, including AK-47, FAMAS, Steyr AUG, Schmidt Scout, AWP, XM1014, PP-Bizon, Negev and many others! You can also tame your own pet and it will help you fight the hordes of monsters. Natural regeneration and mob-to-mob damage have also been enabled, which means you are able to use a creeper to blow up other mobs! Beta ran through May 30, 2015 to June 23, and we’re happy to announce our first release patch! We’re fresh, 40 slots, and ready to enjoy!

The server DOES NOT REQUIRE ANY MODS. Using vanilla 1.8 or higher you can join the server and correctly view the 3D models, however it is highly recommended that you use vanilla Minecraft 1.8.4 or higher to join the server. Optifine for 1.8.4 is compatible with the server.

As we have been released and we do not have a high need for staff, staff application requirements is now increased to Corporal I instead of Private I. The age restrictions are still minimal.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

FaithfulMC

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to FaithfulMC!

Join us for the most fun and competitive PvP/HCF experience around.

We offer: – HCF, Practice and Kits – 20 TPS Servers – FTOP Rewards – Real-time statistics on our website – 6+ Years of up-time.

How fast can you click? http://faithfulmc.com/cps

IP: faithfulmc.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

TopStrix Network

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

The most worthwhile community you will ever meet, seriously.

With a vision and passion to develop a huge, quality and loving Israeli community, We decided to give our soul into the minecraft server, where you will experience the peak of fun with your friends or with nice people you meet with us.

It is important for us to note that, unlike many communities – our focus has always been and will be to maintain and protect a community

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	23

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ChosenCraft

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Website URL: http://www.chosencraft.com/ Ingame IP: play.chosencraft.com Teamspeak 3 IP: voice.chosencraft.com:10009

Come join us at play.chosencraft.com! We have many intuitive plugins and even our own plugin developers. We also feature an active website with forums, a Teamspeak server, and trained staff to quickly help you with any problems!

Server Reviews: Medessec: “The community is very open and friendly, the server has a lot of people on it all the time, so it’s no beat-down botched Vanilla server running on someone’s home computer. It’s owners didn’t compromise either, my connection to the server was exceptionally smooth and stable.”

Edomien: “Very good moderators who ACTUALLY HELP! I love this server! Grief? They fix it! Spammers? They take care of them! Epic server! Join now!” So what are you waiting for? Come join!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.