Chunky Goalie Craft: Where 600 Pound Men Guard the Hockey Net and Creepers Explode in Laughter

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a 600-pound man in the hockey net! That’s right, forget about regular goalies, we’ve got a giant human wall blocking all your shots. And let me tell you, he’s got some killer moves for someone his size.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special area where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. It’s like a twisted version of Angry Birds, but with way more bacon.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	4384

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

DrugLegends

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

One-of-a-kind Minecraft Drug Server featuring…

[+] 3D Blackjack Games [+] 3D Slot Machines [+] Free F FLY [+] Custom Texturepack [+] KoTH’s and Outpost [+] Dynamic Farming and Spawner Economy [+] Events [+] Unique Custom Enchants [+] PayPal Payouts [+] Bosses

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftCadia Network

KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Here at CraftCadia, we strive to have an enjoyable and safe environment for our players. We have a variety of game types for every style of player! We offer classic games such as SkyBlock, Prison, Survival, and KitPVP! A strong point at CraftCadia Network is our ability to listen to player feedback. We do everything in our power to make sure that every player has a voice.

We support Minecraft versions 1.8+

IP: play.craftcadia.com Website: https://craftcadia.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SkyPrison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay, Survival

SkyPrison is a prison located hundreds of feet above civilization. This prison consists of several floating islands which you can unlock by ranking up. Rank up by earning money and completing tasks on each island. As you make your way to freedom you may meet some not-so-friendly prisoners. Luckily, guards are there for your protection as long as you obey the prison laws. Fly high with SkyPrison today!

But wait there’s more.

SkyPrison also offers other games to enjoy within the server like paintball, parkour, and more to come! From time to time staff will host events such as SkyPvP, Tnt Spleef, Lavarun, and more original games from which you can earn rewards to advance your rank.

* PVP, Events, Easter Egg Secrets, and Giveaways!

* McMMO, Crates, Cars, Custom Recipes, Chat Games, and more!

Visit our forums https://www.skyprison.net/ for useful information like rules, announcements, commands, staff applications, and more!

Join our Discord community today! https://skyprison.net/discord

Check out the server trailer here: https://youtu.be/wK2AkpdKq_I

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PotatoMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Potato MC is a high-quality Minecraft Skyblock server featuring unique content and an amazing community.

1.8 -> 1.15 SUPPORT! » Pets » Balanced Economy » No Lag » YouTubers » Custom Plugins

Come join our active community at PLAY.POTATOMC.COM !

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Enchantments Applied:	185	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Azalel Nation

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Azalel Nation

Azalel Nation was founded on August 5 2013, which was the result of a merger between Azalel Craft and United Craft Nation. Azalel Nation is one of the best Minecraft servers in Indonesia with many features that are always up to date.

-> Survival 1.15.2 -> Skyblock 1.15.2 -> Chocolate (Hardcore Vanilla) 1.15.2 -> Azaland (Minigames) 1.13.2

Server IP: play.azalelnation.com [1.13.2 – 1.15.2]

Website/Forum: https://azalelnation.com Discord: https://discord.azalelnation.com Vote Links: https://vote.azalelnation.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2799	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Buildings Constructed:	27	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ArkFlame Network

Creative, Factions, PvP, Skywars, Survival

ArkFlame Network is a non-premium Minecraft 1.7 – 1.14 server with a wide selection of modes to play alone or with friends.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Void Gems Collected:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Minecraft SkyBlock Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

SkyBlock server (island survival) The point of the game is to develop your island. The server has island leveling systems. 1. The generation of ore depends on the level of the island; you develop the island and thereby pump up the generator. 2. Possibility to expand the borders of the island. The server is equipped with a voting system for rewards! Convenient server store, auction store and many other useful functions that cannot be described in three sentences, it’s easier to go in and see everything for yourself using the help command /help

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7718
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Cubeside.de – Deutscher Minecraft Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars

Cubeside.de is one of the oldest German Minecraft servers. We offer you: – Freebuild – Server cities – Player Villages – Separate resource and farming worlds – Minigames – Bedwars – Skyblock – Pets – and much more… Contact: www: http://cubeside.de Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Cubeside/ Teamspeak 3-Server: cubeside.de

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Secret Passages Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	189	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Falling into the Void:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

VanillaEvolved

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Minecraft isn’t what it used to be. Massive minigame server networks dominate the top server lists. Factions has seemingly become part of Minecraft for many. Even if you can manage to find a server that has pure survival mode, it’s not unlikely that the fun will soon be ruined by cheaters, the server will lag and crash, or staff will abuse their power. If you just want to play Minecraft as it was intended to be played, you’ve come to the right place.

Rules: 1. Treat others with the same respect you would want for yourself. 2. Don’t bother trying to cheat, it won’t work. 3. Don’t deliberately cause lag or downtime.

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

KGB Minecraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival

The server from Serbia, operating since 2011, successfully provides entertainment for players of various ages. We have a lot of different servers, so there is something for everyone.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.