Chunky Chicks Minecraft Server

body positivity, chicks, chunky, Communication, Confidence, consent, doggy style, Exploration, Inclusivity, INTIMATE, mentally challenged, Minecraft, morbidly obese, patience, Pleasure, plus size, POSITIONS, self-care, sensitivity, Server, sex tips, Step-by-Step Guide, Understanding, Virgin

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as your Google search history? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual playground for your inner child (or inner weirdo, we don’t judge).

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as diverse as your taste in… unconventional activities. Need a break from building? How about some tips on how to have sex with morbidly obese women doggy style as a virgin? Our players are always willing to share their expertise, no matter how… unique the request.

So come on, dive into our world and let your imagination run wild. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything goes.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Blocky Dilemmas Minecraft Server

blocky, consequences, controversial questions, dark humor, death, Decision making, dilemmas, existential crisis, fear, Human nature, hypothetical scenarios, instinctual desires, life choices, life or death, Minecraft, morality, Pleasure, provocative discussions, Server, sex, taboo topics, ultimate choice, ultimate dilemma, would you rather

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the choice is simple: join us and have a blast, or face the consequences of instant death! But don’t worry, we promise you’ll be too busy laughing and having a great time to even think about choosing death.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun with a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Who needs to worry about real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our server and let your imagination run wild?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and choose life (and lots of laughs) over death. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	28
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Star Shards Collected:	94
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Dragons Tamed:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Peeing Tornado Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further than our server! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers.

Join us if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our annual Ender Dragon rodeo event – it’s like a bull riding competition, but with a giant dragon instead!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be warned, our server may cause uncontrollable laughter and a sudden urge to build a roller coaster that goes through the Nether.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	435
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

AdoptedSisMC Server

Abuse, AdoptedSisMC, adoption, adoptive family, AITAH, biological parents, Childhood, family, half-sister, Jealousy, loving family, Lucky, Raised, Safe, Server, Struggles, survivor, torture, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual family and create your own crazy stories.

Imagine a world where your mom, Renee, gets emancipated at 16 and has a secret half-sister, Bridget, who was given up for adoption. And let’s not forget about your little sister, Anna, who had to be raised by you from infancy due to abusive parents. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks!

Join us for the chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination. Who knows, you might even uncover some long-lost family secrets along the way. So come on, join our server and let the drama unfold!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ExConExCashGrab

Account.., aita, Alimony, child support, college fund, CONVICTED, Court, crimes, custody, ex, ExConExCashGrab, Homicide, modify, MONEY, payment, Prison, Reduce, sentencing, Son, Years

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even in-game divorces can lead to drama and dilemmas! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of negotiating alimony payments with your ex-spouse, who may or may not be in jail for committing serious crimes.

Imagine the possibilities of using your in-game currency to fund your son’s college education, all while navigating the complexities of co-parenting with a virtual ex-partner. Will you choose to be the generous parent who sacrifices for the sake of your child, or will you take the “asshole power move” route and try to reduce your alimony payments?

With only one year left to make a decision, the clock is ticking on this epic saga. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to balance financial responsibility with family dynamics in the most outrageous way possible. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate Minecraft AITA!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PhilippineSeaPirates

Beijing, diplomatic tensions, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, German warships, international relations, maritime security, military exercises, military presence, naval deployment, naval diplomacy, naval maneuvers, naval power, naval visit, Philippines, PhilippineSeaPirates, regional stability, South China Sea, Taiwan Strait, territorial disputes

lol y’all ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit even german warships wanna visit? well come on down to our server where the action never stops! we got more drama than a reality show, with players sailing through the taiwan strait like it’s no big deal. beijing is shook, but we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic bases. join now for a wild ride through the south china sea and beyond!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Sahara

Community, ETERNAL, Friendly, hermitcraft, INCLUSIVE, Join, Minecraft, PvE, SAHARA, Season, September 14th, Server, Survival, Whitelist

Sahara is a Minecraft community inspired by Hermitcraft! We’re starting a new Season on September 14th – This will be our 5th Season which will run alongside our Eternal world that never resets. We pride ourselves on the community feel and we aim to be as inclusive and friendly as we can. Apply for the whitelist by going to join.saharaserver.com

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Sunny Polska Minecraft Server

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Good morning from our wacky Minecraft server! Are you ready for a day filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans? Join us and explore our crazy world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Polish Potato Palace, where players can feast on unlimited potatoes and ride on potato-powered minecarts. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Polish Pickle Party” event, where players can compete in pickle-themed challenges and win fabulous prizes!

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who knows what wacky antics await you in sunny Polska?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6222

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Simpsons Minecraft SMP – Does This Actually Happen

animated, Bart Simpson, Characters, comedy, fictional, happen, homer simpson, humor, iconic, Lisa Simpson, long-running, Maggie Simpson, Marge Simpson, matt groening, Minecraft, pop culture, satire, Simpsons, smp, springfield, Television series, tv show, yellow family

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, just like in the Simpsons! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with exploding donuts, mischievous Bart pranks, and a secret underground lair where Mr. Burns hoards all the diamonds.

But that’s not all – we also have a rollercoaster made entirely of pink wool, a giant Krusty Burger that dispenses enchanted golden apples, and a portal to the Nether that leads to a Springfield-themed hell dimension.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and hilarious as your favorite cartoon family, come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

OopsCraft: The Server of Regrets

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Trust us, it’s a real cluckfest!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just be careful not to break a bone while busting a move!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge” where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while dodging flaming arrows shot by deranged villagers. It’s a real hot mess, but hey, that’s half the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Enchantments Applied:	201	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Parrotfish Are Strangers’ Neighbors

neighbors, Parrotfish, strangers

yOu gotta join dis server cuz the parrotfish be wildin’ out here, man. dey be chasin’ strangers like dey owe ’em money, but dey all chill with da neighbors. it’s like a soap opera up in dis server, drama everywhere with dem parrotfish. come join da fun and see who gets chased next!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SoulSteal

Anarchy, challenge, DOMINATE, electrifying, Experience, Fall, GROUNDBREAKING, LifeSteal, Minecraft, power, Realm, Ruler, shadows, Skills, Souls, SoulSteal, strategy, Supremacy, Survival, Top, Ultimate

Welcome to SoulSteal – The Ultimate Lifesteal Minecraft Experience!

Step into the Shadows, Steal the Souls! Are you ready to dominate the Minecraft world like never before? SoulSteal brings you an electrifying Lifesteal experience where every moment is a battle for survival and supremacy!

What is SoulSteal? SoulSteal is a groundbreaking Lifesteal Minecraft server that challenges your skills and strategy. Harvest the souls of your enemies to gain power and become the ultimate ruler of the realm. Can you rise to the top, or will you be the next to fall?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Chimeras Created:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

The Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Channels.., doogFubuki, fbkAyame, Inugamikorone, K5r6n3, last thread, Minecraft, mionSubaru, MO_OKAYU_GU, moguKorone, Nakiriayame, Nekomataokayu, okayu, OKFAMS, oniMio, Ookamimio, Ookamimio_sab, Oozorasubaru, Server, Shirakamifubuki, twitter, Videos, YODAYOsub

Are you ready to dive into the chaotic world of OKFAMS? Join our Minecraft server and discuss each member in detail – from Okayu’s love for cats to Fubuki’s snowstorm powers. Rumor has it that Korone once tamed a creeper as her pet, and Ayame can summon skeletons with just a snap of her fingers. Mio and Subaru are known for their epic adventures, like the time they battled a dragon with nothing but wooden swords.

Follow us on Twitter for daily updates on our crazy antics, like the time Okayu tried to ride a pig off a cliff (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well). Watch our hilarious videos, from Fubuki’s failed attempts at parkour to Ayame’s cooking disasters. Trust us, you won’t want to miss a single moment on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the OKFAMS madness! Just be sure to watch out for flying creepers and mischievous skeletons – you never know what’s lurking around the corner in this wild world.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Law of Ueki Minecraft SMP

100 whatevers fighting, Anime, blood censorship, Censorship, colorful characters, early 2000s animation, Enjoyable, full manga adaptation, funny, instant classic, King, law, Law of Ueki, mc, Minecraft, over the top, Shaman King, SHONEN, smp, Tournament, Ueki, Unique abilities, vomiting blood pose, Zatch Bell

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as an anime battle tournament? Look no further! Our server is like Zatch Bell and Shaman King had a baby, but with a twist – you’ll be fighting to be king of the server with 100 other players!

Join us for colorful characters, hilarious abilities, and early 2000s animation vibes that will make you feel like you’re in a classic anime. Plus, we’ve got the full manga adaptation, so you won’t miss a single moment of the action.

Sure, there may be some censorship when it comes to blood, but who needs it when you’ve got exploding characters and epic battles? Come join us and experience the ridiculousness of the anime world in Minecraft form. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PuppyPals Minecraft Server

#PuppyPals, ah, Animals, cameras, Client, dog sitting, drop in, exercised, FIRED, hot tub, house sitting, litter box, Minecraft, MONEY, pet sitting, Plants, Server, side gig, Son, stranger’s house, topless, vacuumed

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any unexpected drop-ins like the OP did while dog sitting! Our server is equipped with top-notch security cameras to ensure that no one catches you topless while playing Minecraft.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can water gardens at any time of day without judgment, because we understand the importance of conserving water during peak sun hours. Plus, our virtual hottub maintenance skills are unmatched – just ask our resident Minecraft pets!

Don’t worry about being called “messy” for having a few plates in the sink, because on our server, cleanliness is subjective. And if anyone tries to fire you for being too comfortable while gaming, we’ll have your back and make sure you keep your hard-earned virtual currency.

So come on over to our server and let loose, because here, the only thing you need to worry about is building the best Minecraft creations and having a blast with our friendly community. See you in the virtual world!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

GroceryCraft: Splitting Bills & Blocks

aita, Asking for help, bills, blocks, Boyfriend, Communication, Contribute, disability checks, Expectations, Expenses, financial contribution, financial responsibility, financial support, groceries, GroceryCraft, living arrangements, living together, Partnership, relationship, sharing expenses, splitting, Support, under the table job

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as generous as my bf’s disability checks? Look no further! Our server is so rich, it makes disability checks look like pocket change. Join us and experience the luxury of virtual living without the burden of real-life bills.

Our server is so extravagant, even my bf’s under-the-table job can’t compare. With weekly payouts of $150 (in virtual currency, of course), you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. And don’t worry about going out – who needs expensive dates when you can mine and craft to your heart’s content?

Plus, with our server, you’ll never have to worry about asking for help. Our community is so supportive, you’ll feel like you’re living with your parents all over again. So come join us and let the virtual riches flow – just like my bf’s disability checks.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.