ChunkCraft: WeightyBanter

body image, Canadian province, ChunkCraft, Communication, compassion, denial, emergency contraceptive, friendship, Group Chat, health, hurt feelings, insurance, misunderstanding, pharmacy, plan B, Prescription, reproductive rights, self-conscious, sensitivity, Support, weight, WeightyBanter

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	461
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Magic Items Found:	2110
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this pharmacy drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of trying to navigate the complexities of weight-based emergency contraception prescriptions in a virtual world.

Not only will you have the opportunity to save your friends from awkward pharmacy encounters, but you’ll also be able to battle giant mobs that represent the weight disparities in plan B effectiveness. Will you be able to strategize and come out on top?

Plus, our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a magical potion that can solve all your weight-related problems in one fell swoop.

So come join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to conquer the pharmacy drama and emerge victorious in the world of Minecraft!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6547
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Animals Bred:	67	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Villages Defended:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1593
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
New Chunks Explored:	294599	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9743
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2512
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4437
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dimension Hops:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Chimeras Created:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	436

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6675
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5029	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?

TempWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Beginner server, come and take away, Free donation, minecraft server, Promotion, PvP, Survival, TempWorld

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	200
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	64	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Beginner server with great potential!

ANARCHY/PvP/Survival

Until the new year there is a promotion with a free donation / free come and take away!

temp-world.ru

New World Consecrated

CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, fabric 1.20.1, GMT+1, Ip:, Lore, Modded, Modpack, Nation building, Religious, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, world, world-building, Zombie Fighting

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6684
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Mines Excavated:	2159	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

New World Consecrated Server Overview

Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Mod Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord Link	Join Discord
Time Zone	CET (GMT+1)

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

Q: What mods are included in the modpack?

A: For a list of mods included, please join our Discord server and download the modpack from there.

Q: What is the server time zone?

A: The server runs on CET (GMT+1) times.

Q: Is there any specific theme for this modded SMP?

A: Yes, the theme revolves around smiting the undead in a roleplay setting.

Pixel Pathways 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2024.., long tail tags, one page thread, opt, pathways, PIXEL, post pages

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1435
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual time machine but only post pages from 2024!

You can see the future of the internet while building epic structures with your homies.

Imagine mining diamonds while reading about the latest memes and trends from the future.

It’s like living in a parallel universe where everything is wackier and more unpredictable.

Don’t be a square, join now and experience the mind-bending madness of a server that defies all logic and reason!

PixelPheromones

AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, compatibility, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, humor, Integrity, intelligence, Kindness, non-physical, Passion, Personality, PixelPheromones, sense of humor, VALUES, WIT

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1425
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Farms Harvested:	485
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you fall head over heels? Look no further than our server! We’ve got players with personalities so charming, you’ll be smitten in no time. From witty banter to hilarious jokes, you’ll never be bored with our community.

Join us for a chance to meet the love of your Minecraft life. Who needs physical traits when you can have a player who can make you laugh until your sides hurt? Plus, rumor has it that our server is built on a heart-shaped island where love is always in the air.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and find your virtual soulmate today!

IsraeliCraft: Palestinian Replacements

construction projects, construction sector, cultural exchange, demographic shift, economic impact, employment, foreign workers, immigration, Indian workers, international workers, Israeli construction industry, IsraeliCraft, job market, Job Opportunities, labor market dynamics, labor migration, labor relations, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian, palestinians, replacements, skilled labor, Workforce

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4309
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6751	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	124	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE AN EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN INDIAN WORKERS AND PALESTINIANS BUT IN MINECRAFT! JOIN NOW TO SEE WHO WILL BUILD THE BEST HOUSES AND MINE THE MOST DIAMONDS! WILL THE INDIANS TAKE OVER OR WILL THE PALESTINIANS FIGHT BACK WITH TNT CANNONS?! ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY! 🤣🏗️💣 #MinecraftDrama #BuildOrBoom #JoinTheChaos

ElonCraft2021: Berlin Drama

accusations, berlin, Berlin news, controversy, Drama, election, election meddling, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft2021, foreign interference, germany, Government, headlines, influence, international relations, News, political influence, Politics, Technology, tesla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	773
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Animals Bred:	78	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz like, berlin is accusing elon musk of trying to like, influence germany’s election, like what even is that? join our server and be part of the drama, maybe elon will come on and build a rocket ship or something, who knows? come join the chaos and build your own empire, maybe you’ll become the next big influencer in the minecraft world, who needs elon musk when you have our server, amirite? come join now and let the madness begin!

Emerald Valley SMP

Adventure, amazing, application, BUILD, collaboration, Community, creativity, Diamond, Discord, Emerald, Environment, friendliness, Griefing, Journey, Mods, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Qol, Season, smp, Survival, Valley

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1585
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1216
Gods Slained:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Emerald SMP Season 1

Overview:

Features	Description
Vanilla gameplay	No mods except a few QoL plugins, pure Minecraft experience
Player ran economy	Players can trade and sell items to each other
Whitelisted server	Safe and enjoyable environment for players
PvE and optional PvP	Players can choose to engage in player versus environment or player versus player gameplay
SFW environment	Safe for work environment with strict rules against inappropriate content

FAQ:

Q: How do I join Emerald SMP?

A: Join our Discord server, complete a quick application to be whitelisted, and then start your adventure!

Q: Why should I join Emerald SMP?

A: If you’re looking for a friendly, player-driven server with a focus on creativity and collaboration, Emerald SMP is the perfect place for you.

Q: Is griefing allowed on Emerald SMP?

A: No, we have a strict no-griefing policy to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players.

Q: Can I trade with other players on Emerald SMP?

A: Yes, players can engage in player-to-player trading to exchange items and resources.

Q: Are there any specific rules I should be aware of on Emerald SMP?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to maintain a respectful and friendly community. Please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules.

Eternal Quests 1.21.2

1.21.2, animal anatomy, animal attraction, Animal Behavior, animal instincts, bestiality, controversial, Curiosity, ETERNAL, ethical concerns, fetish, genuine question, Horse, moral boundaries, Psychological, Quests, rimming, sexual behavior, sexual desires, sexual exploration, taboo, taboo behavior, unusual fetishes

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8892
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Towns Built:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the ultimate thrill of rimming a horse’s filthy asshole, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got horses for days, man, and you can get up close and personal with their buttholes like never before.

Forget about building cool structures or fighting mobs, the real fun is in getting down and dirty with those horse booties.

Don’t question it, just join and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the most bizarre way possible.

Cash4Diamonds Minecraft SMP

aspirations, budgeting, Cash4Diamonds, dreams, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Stability, fulfillment, future planning, goals, Happiness, Investment, life change, Minecraft, MONEY, opportunity, personal finance, Priorities, savings, self improvement, smp, success, wealth building

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1393
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	335	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Crops Grown:	8049	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	5

OMG GUYS, you need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP because it’s literally like winning the lottery but better! Like, imagine getting so much money that you can buy all the diamond blocks in the world and build a castle made out of them! And then you can hire a whole army of villagers to protect it from creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! If you join this SMP, you’ll also have the chance to win a real-life unicorn that poops out golden apples! And not just any golden apples, but enchanted ones that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the richest and most powerful player in the whole Minecraft universe! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #unicornpoop #diamondcastle #minecraftgoals 🦄💰💎