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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 2467 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2360 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 18 |
On our server, we have a special quest where you have to air fry your fries instead of deep frying them, just like in the real world. But be careful, because your character can always tell when they are air fried and might reject them!
We also have a mini-game where you have to provide cookies and milk for snacks to an obese child, but if they don’t want them, you might just be accused of “starving” them. It’s a wild ride of emotions and family drama, just like in the story above!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your own sanity and family dynamics, join us now! Remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a way of life.