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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 251 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Picture this: a server where the pigs ride the players, the chickens are armed with diamond swords, and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding. It’s a madhouse of mayhem and madness, and we want YOU to join in on the fun!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions where cows rule the land, and a giant llama that spits out diamonds instead of saliva. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Just remember to detach your tranny head before logging in!