New Minecraft Servers

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of seeing people wearing those hideous glasses that make them look like they have a permanent case of resting dweeb face? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is a safe haven for those who have been scarred by the sight of pussy deflectors!

Join our server and leave those fashion disasters behind. We have a strict no-ugly-glasses policy, so you can game in style without having to worry about being blinded by bad fashion choices.

Forget about lasik or contact lenses, the real solution to your eyewear woes lies within our pixelated world. So come on in, leave those god-awful frames behind, and let’s game like the stylish legends we were always meant to be!

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Crafty Anonymous Minecraft Server

    Crafty Anonymous Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because Culo is here to shake things up!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens. Our custom-built map features hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, gold, and even enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs out of your nose.

    But that’s not all! Our staff team is made up of trained ninja pandas who are always ready to assist you with anything you need, whether it’s building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT or organizing a massive chicken dance party in the town square.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Culo today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the flying llamas armed with laser beams…they can be a bit unpredictable.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Middle Aged Minecraft SMP Mamas

    Middle Aged Minecraft SMP Mamas

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate post nut clarity experience!

    Join us for a wild ride where every block you break will reveal hidden truths about the universe. Our server is so intense that players have reported achieving enlightenment after just one session.

    But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be sucked into a world of chaos and hilarity where the only way to survive is to embrace the madness. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience post nut clarity like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • qBroccoli Craft

    qBroccoli Craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to qBroccoli Craft!

    ATM9 to the sky modpack. version 1.1.3

    Feel free to come join along and play with your friends. PvP is disabled and land claiming is enabled.

    Please note you need to install atm9 to the sky modpack to play this server. we are running the latest version

    37.221.199.159

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Brazilian Femcel Dating Minecraft Server

    Brazilian Femcel Dating Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dating boring old Steve and Alex? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can date a Brazilian femcel! She’s got the moves like a Samba dancer and the crafting skills of a pro. Plus, she’ll serenade you with love songs while you mine for diamonds. Who needs a pickaxe when you’ve got a Brazilian femcel by your side? Join now for a chance at love and adventure like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Here’s your new Smash Bros game Minecraft SMP

    Here’s your new Smash Bros game Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules? Well, get ready for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

    Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will stop at nothing to prank, troll, and meme their way to victory.

    But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the ground is literally lava and “Parkour Pigs” where you have to race against a herd of speedy swine. And don’t even get us started on our epic PvP battles that will have you questioning your sanity.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden carrots? Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your chicken, and come join the madness today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP