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| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 5049 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 34 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
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