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Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26
Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

New Minecraft Server
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