ChubbyCraft – Dad vs Coach

Athletic, calorie goals, Cardio, ChubbyCraft, Coach, Coaching, competitive sports, dad, fast food, FITNESS, football, health, intervention, nutrition, obesity, overreacting, parenting, rules, sports, Supplements, swimming, TEENAGE, weight gain

Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Join our server where we encourage players to pack on the pounds like never before! Our coach will give you a whole list of “rules” to follow to gain weight quickly, including specific fast food orders, soda consumption, and even supplements. Say goodbye to cardio and hello to a new, curvier you!

Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?

Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Worried Minecraft SMP Polish Posters

Awareness, Community, concern, droga, drug addiction, education, History, intervention, intervention program, Mass delusions, mental health, Minecraft, noble democracy, oriental feudal tyranny, Poland, Poles, Polish, Polish posters, POSTERS, Propaganda, Recovery, Rehabilitation, smp, Support, Worried

Are you tired of dealing with delusional Polish posters on other servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have successfully rehabilitated countless Poles who were once exposed to drogas! Our secret potion of enchanted watermelon seeds and llama spit will have them seeing the truth in no time. Plus, our server is filled with wacky adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours. Join now and help us save the Poles from their droga-induced delusions!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	175	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	444294

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CuriousCraftMC

Apology, Cards Against Humanity, Conversations, Curious, CuriousCraftMC, debate, Democrat, Ethics, friendship, Frustration, GOOGLE, inquisitive, instagram, internet, legal scholars, Legality, motivation, Plan, Trust, US Election, Voting

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you’re a naturally curious and inquisitive player who loves to stir up trouble with your friends. We promise to provide you with endless conversations about the most bizarre and interesting things, just like the time Cards Against Humanity offered to pay people to publicly apologize for not voting in the last US election. And guess what? We’ll even help you come up with a plan to vote Democrat in the next election, no proof required!

But beware, if you dare to question the ethics or legality of our shenanigans, you might just end up in a heated debate with your friends. Trust us, it’s all part of the fun!

So come on, join our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of absurdity, where the only rule is to never take anything too seriously. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	280
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CashIsTrashMinecraftSMP

Cash, CashIsTrashMinecraftSMP, cashless society, consumerism, contactless payment, convenience, Currency, digital payment, Economy, finance, financial behavior, habits, mobile payment, MONEY, online shopping, payment, personal choice, privacy, SECURITY, Technology, Transactions

Are you still living in the stone age using cash? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where we only trade in diamonds and emeralds! Our server is so advanced, even the villagers have upgraded to cryptocurrency.

Join us for epic adventures where we ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes and build roller coasters that defy the laws of physics. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group hug that lasted for three days straight.

So why waste your time with boring old cash when you could be living it up in our diamond-studded world? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Blocktopia: Die for Diamonds

BELIEF, blocktopia, cause, Commitment, conviction, Dedication, devotion, diamonds, Die, life’s work, love, loyalty, Martyrdom, Mission, Passion, Principle, purpose, sacrifice, Selflessness, ultimate goal, ultimate sacrifice, unwavering commitment, VALUES

Are you willing to risk it all for the ultimate Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server, where you can dive into a world of blocky chaos and adventure like never before!

Join us if you’re ready to face off against a horde of zombie chickens, ride on the backs of flying pigs, and battle a giant creeper boss that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to tame it and ride it into battle against a horde of evil villagers!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft server in existence. Just remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll die for is the sheer thrill of the game!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	127919	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyDroneBuilders

African labor, African workers, Africans, Conflict, CraftyDroneBuilders, Deception, drone manufacturing, Drones, eastern europe, employment scam, Exploitation, false promises, international work, labor exploitation, Migrant workers, Military, Recruitment, russia, Technology, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict

come join our minecraft server, where we have africans building drones for ukraine but they think they in russia! it’s like a crazy reality show but in minecraft! build your own drone and take over the world! who needs russia or ukraine when you have our server! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds! join now and be part of the wildest adventure in minecraft history!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	8504
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	New Chunks Explored:	749177
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Orion’s Knife & Hung Galaxy

Ancient, Astronomy, belt, constellation, culture, Galaxy, Greek, Hanging, hung, Hunter, knife, legend, Myth, Mythology, Orion, Orions, penis, phallic symbol, SKY, starry night, Stars, the hunter, Western

join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest knife hanging off our belt just like Orion, the hung! we’re not afraid to say it looks like a penis because we embrace the absurdity of it all. come join us for some wild adventures and ridiculous builds that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. who needs conventional when you can have pure insanity on our server? come on, you know you want to see what all the hype is about. let’s get weird together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	30

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Novidium Skyblock: Where Chestshops and Challenges make you money (but no COVID)!

Challenges, Chestshops, covid, ISLAND, Leaderboards, MONEY, Nostalgia, Novidium, Other, Player Economy, Quests, rare items, Shops, Skyblock, UI, Vanilla

Server Name	Novidium
Server IP	play.novidium.net

Overview:

Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build an island, complete challenges, visit/build shops and participate in a player-to-player economy. The server aims to provide a nostalgic skyblock experience without overwhelming UI or excessive plugins.

FAQ:

What type of challenges are available on Novidium?

Players can complete simple challenges like collecting 64 sugar cane to earn items that are otherwise unobtainable. For example, completing the sugar cane challenge rewards the player with dirt.

How does the economy system work on Novidium?

There are no admin shops on the server, all trading, buying, and selling is done between players. Players need to build a shop on their own island with chests and signs to sell items. Making the shop visually appealing can attract more visitors.

What are the leaderboards for on Novidium?

There are two main leaderboards on Novidium – balance leaderboard for the richest players and island leaderboard for the highest level islands. Island level is calculated by the amount and rarity of blocks on the island. These leaderboards provide long term goals and make it easier for players to find islands and shops.

How can players join Novidium?

Players can join Novidium by connecting to the server IP: play.novidium.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Bug Busters Minecraft Server

BROKEN, bug, bug fixing, bugs, Busters, computer bugs, error messages, glitches, glitchy software, IT issues, IT Support, ITT, malfunctioning, Minecraft, programming bugs, Server, software bugs, software glitches, software problems, software troubleshooting, system errors, technical issues, Troubleshooting

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the motto is “If it’s broken, post it!” Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Have you ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? Well, on our server, that’s a totally normal Tuesday activity.

– Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Chicken,” a chicken that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

– We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

– Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, but you’ll have to navigate through a maze of lava and killer bunnies to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life! Remember, if it’s broken, post it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Dragons Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Uni VIRTUAL is dead Minecraft SMP

#announcement, activities, Beginning, Continued support, Dead, Decisions, dreams, Fans, Fuga Ruki, Graduation, group, independent, Minecraft, Momotsuki Hagu, New UniVIRTUAL, shake up, Shinba Shiranuino, smp, Support, Uní, UniVIRTUAL, virtual, Vtuber, Vtuber Production, world

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where we’re so cool we’re literally becoming independent like a rebellious teenager in 2025! That’s right, we’re shaking things up and starting fresh as “New UniVIRTUAL” – but don’t worry, we’re still the same old UniVIRTUAL you know and love.

But wait, there’s more! Three of our members, Fuga Ruki, Shinba Shiranuino, and Momotsuki Hagu, are graduating from UniVIRTUAL to become independent in 2025. It’s like a virtual Vtuber graduation ceremony, but with Minecraft! Join us on this wild ride as we embark on new adventures and make dreams come true – all while causing chaos and shaking up the world. So what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of the madness that is UniVIRTUAL!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Dad vs GF Minecraft Server

advice needed, aita, Boundaries, Communication Issues, compromise, Cultural differences, dad, dad argument, English as second language., family conflict, future plans, girlfriend conflict, language barrier, Living at home, Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, moving out, relationship problems, saving money, Server, Visiting

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you want to build a virtual house without worrying about arguments with your dad or your girlfriend. Our server is a safe space where saying hello is optional and being weird is encouraged!

Don’t let misunderstandings stop you from exploring new worlds with us. Plus, on our server, you don’t have to worry about your girlfriend refusing to visit if your parents are around. In fact, we encourage family bonding through cooperative building projects!

So come on over and join us, where the only conflict you’ll face is deciding which block to place next. And who knows, maybe you’ll find the perfect virtual home to escape to when real life gets too complicated. See you in the game!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

DisabilityCraft: No Special Treats for You!

#generous, Accommodating, bbq, candy, CHIPS, Costco, Debbie, disability, DisabilityCraft, Free stuff, Grateful, Halloween, Items, neighbor, neighbor kid, Options, potato chips, Rude, Special, special treatment, special treats, Treats, Upset

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as giving out chips on Halloween? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we give out virtual potato chips instead of diamonds! And just like my neighbor Debbie, we don’t cater to special requests – everyone gets chips, no matter what!

Join our server and experience the thrill of choosing your favorite virtual chip flavor from our endless bowl of options. Who needs diamonds when you can have BBQ-flavored chips instead?

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience the madness of chip-giving, join us now! Just remember, no special treatment for disabilities – chips for everyone, no exceptions!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

HateFreeZone Minecraft SMP

condemned, despised, disregarded, HateFreeZone, maligned, Marginalized, Minecraft, misunderstood, scapegoated, smp, stigmatized, unacknowledged, unappreciated, uncelebrated, Uncredited, Underappreciated, underestimated, Underrated, unfairly judged, unjustly criticized, Unloved, unvalued, vilified

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd SMP out there! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of llamas, and have dance parties with creepers!

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathered fury? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! We have a mystical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking trees and flying pigs. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into there!

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who needs a reason to join when you can have this much fun? Let your imagination run wild and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Ores Mined:	5313	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Skillz4Dayz – Learn anything instantly!

Adaptability, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, determination, goal-setting, growth mindset., instant learning, Instantly, learn, lifelong learning, motivation, personal development, problem solving, productivity, resilience, self improvement, self-confidence, self-discipline, skill acquisition., Skillz4Dayz, success mindset, Time management

Have you ever dreamed of becoming a master builder in Minecraft without even lifting a finger? Well, on our server, you can instantly learn the skill of building epic structures just by logging in!

Imagine logging on for the first time and suddenly being able to construct a replica of the Eiffel Tower with just a snap of your fingers. People will marvel at your creations and beg to join your realm of building wizardry.

But that’s not all! By joining our server, you also have the chance to instantly learn the skill of taming dragons and riding them into battle. Yes, you heard that right. Forget about horses and pigs, we’re talking about flying on the back of a fire-breathing dragon while laying waste to your enemies below.

So why wait? Join our server now and unlock the hidden skills that will make you the envy of all other Minecraft players. Who needs to grind for hours when you can become a master overnight? It’s time to level up in the most outrageous way possible!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magic Items Found:	8995	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BlockyPoliceMC Server

arrest, arrested, BlockyPoliceMC, crime, criminal activity, defense industry, Gothenburg, Gun Violence, international news, investigation, Israeli defense contractor, law and order, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, Police, Scandinavia, SECURITY, Server, shooting incident, SUSPECT, Sweden, violence

OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit even the police in Sweden wanna be a part of it! Like, they arrested someone cuz they were so obsessed with our server that they started shooting near an Israeli defense contractor’s office in Gothenburg. Can u believe it? Our server is so addictive, it’s like a drug but without the side effects. Join now before the police come knocking on your door asking for directions to our server! It’s gonna be a blast, literally!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	6358	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

AmmoDepotSmashCraft

airstrikes, AmmoDepotSmashCraft, Attack, Conflict, Crisis, deep strike, Defense, defense strategy, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, military airfield, military operation, military tactics, RETALIATION, russia, Russian ammunition depots, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, War

join this cray cray minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got explosions bigger than ukraine hitting russian ammo depots, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun here! our players are like trained military strategists, planning epic attacks on enemy bases and airfields. you’ll be dodging bombs and building your way to victory in no time! so come on, join us and experience the thrill of warfare in the world of blocks! it’s gonna be a blast! literally!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.