come join our epic minecraft server where we make ur brain go brrr with crazy builds and adventures! we got so much fun u won’t even remember what testosterone is! our high-fat diet of pixelated goodness will have u reducing connections between ur neurons in no time! u won’t even know when to stop playing cuz the fun never ends! join now and experience the insanity for yourself!
ChubbyCraft: Brain Drain Edition
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BedrockBoudoir
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the bedroom… I mean, in the game!Join our server and explore a whole new world of possibilities, where taboo and unusual are the norm! Build giant phallic structures, have epic battles with flying pigs, and participate in wild orgies with villagers (just kidding… maybe).
You’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again after joining our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let your inner freak flag fly and join us today!
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UkraineCraft: 300 NK Soldiers Slain
Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is so lit, even North Korean soldiers are trying to join in on the action.We’ve got crazy battles happening every day, with over 300 soldiers from North Korea getting wrecked by players from Ukraine. And get this, 2,700 soldiers are walking around wounded like a bunch of noobs.
Join our server now and show off your skills in epic battles that will have you on the edge of your seat. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have adrenaline-pumping warfare with soldiers from different countries? Don’t miss out on the action, join now and dominate the battlefield!
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Apple Firmness Quest
so, liek, this server is, liek, totally amaze-balls, you guys! we got this gene thingy called MdXTH2 that, liek, makes our apples super firm and juicy, just like in real life!join us and, liek, be part of this epic quest to, liek, study fruit quality regulation in the most fun and ridiculous way possible! we promise you won’t be bored, cuz we got, liek, crazy adventures and misadventures waiting for you at every corner!
so, what are you waiting for? come join us and be part of the wackiest Minecraft server ever! you won’t regret it, we swear!
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Enderrock SMP
Minecraft Server Overview:
Server Type Family Friendly Players 4 adults in mid/late 30’s, 1 12-year-old child Discord New server for adults only with server information and voice channels World Age 6 months Game Mode Survival on hard mode FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:
Question Answer Is the server family friendly? Yes, we are a family friendly server. Can children join? Yes, children are welcome to join with adult supervision. How long has the server been active? We have been in our world for about six months. What game mode do you play in? We play in survival on hard mode. Are there any specific rules or guidelines? We encourage creativity and collaboration, and ask players to respect each other and the environment.
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SignsOfSMPDecline
Lol, like when they start banning memes or something dumb like that! But hey, if you’re tired of all that drama, come join our Minecraft SMP! We got llamas that can do the Macarena, a secret underground disco party, and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano! Plus, our admin once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. So yeah, if you wanna escape the chaos of social media and have a blast with us, join now! But beware, our pet chicken has a tendency to challenge newcomers to dance battles. So bring your best moves!