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| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 6318 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 9077 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 548201 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
1. Our server is ruled by a group of chubby animanga hags who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds. Don’t mess with them unless you want to be turned into a block of obsidian!
2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot, but beware – it’s guarded by a pack of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh. Good luck getting out alive!
3. Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, a player who has built an entire kingdom out of cacti. Rumor has it that he can summon a sandstorm at will to bury his enemies. Will you challenge his rule?
4. The only way to gain access to our server is by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, such as building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a wild llama and riding it into battle against a horde of creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chubby animanga hags reign supreme!
